This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft: Yearbook Quotes
I had five quotes on my gay little yearbook page. Here they are:
So many idiots, so few bullets. –Andrew Dice Clay
Not as edgy as I used to think it was.
90% of everything is crap. –Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert didn’t actually say this quote. Some guy named Theodore Sturgeon did. Up that percentage to 100% when discussing electroclash records.
Do one thing and do it better than anyone –Orville Redenbacher
This is the only one I kinda like.
Random Joe Paterno Quote
I’m not even a Penn State fan. I have no clue why I included this.
Oh girl, that feeling of safety cries. Well it comes where the hard heart cries. You can’t shut up and risk everything, without losing the love that remains. We’re all riders on this train. –Bruce Springsteen
If you know your Spiringsteen, you know those lyrics are completely wrong. I fucked up the transcription, making this quote both meaningless and gay. People always fuck up by trying to include serious quotes on their yearbook page. I wouldn’t include any of those quotes on my yearbook page if I had to do it over again. I think you know damn well which one I’d use.
RESPECT THE SUN. –PETER KING
Your turn. Pick a quote. Just one. Once you pick a quote by some person, all of that person’s quotes go off the board. NO PK FOR YOU! Wait 10 picks until you choose again. Semper fudge, people.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, ksk commenter drafts, you can practically smell the benzine!
June 26th, 2009 at 8:21 am
I went with Sturgeon’s Law for my own yearbook, I’m gonna claim that.
June 26th, 2009 at 8:21 am
“Remember, the answer is always 42″
June 26th, 2009 at 8:23 am
“I hope you die in a fire that was accidentally set, by someone you love” – Jim Norton
June 26th, 2009 at 8:24 am
“Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans”. – John Lennon
June 26th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It’s also closer. We can just step off the sidewalk. And sometimes we can get impressionable members of the opposite sex to perform sacramental rites with us. “Every drop of water wasted is a drop less of a wild and scenic river, Jennifer. We’d better double up in the shower.” — P.J. O’Rourke
June 26th, 2009 at 8:27 am
“You know, a lot of people say they didn’t want to die until the Red Sox won the World Series. Well, there could be a lot of busy ambulances tomorrow.” – Johnny Damon
June 26th, 2009 at 8:28 am
“‘Tis not in Mortals to command Success, but we’ll do more, Sempronius.
We’ll deserve it.”
-Joseph Addison’s “Cato”
June 26th, 2009 at 8:29 am
“In the end, we became masters in the art of doing nothing. Which, when you think about it, may be the hardest thing in the world to do.” – Jim Carroll
My brother’s was better –
“I have a fear of success. I’m afraid it would really cut into my sittin’ around time” – Maria Bamford
June 26th, 2009 at 8:32 am
“Remember these three words, and you’ll never be broke… ‘Stick em up.’” – David “Devil Fish” Ulliot
June 26th, 2009 at 8:33 am
“When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past; I want that they should bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.” Bobby Knight
June 26th, 2009 at 8:34 am
“This is the number one rule for your set, in order to survive gotta learn to live with regrets.”
-Jay-Z
June 26th, 2009 at 8:34 am
“Make the rocks disappear.”
-Ol’ Dirty Bastard
June 26th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Piss on you for dying, asshole!
June 26th, 2009 at 8:42 am
“HARF HARF HARF.”
June 26th, 2009 at 8:44 am
“I have become comfortably numb” –Pink Floyd
I went to a catholic HS and they cut it out, so really I had no senior quote.
June 26th, 2009 at 8:47 am
“Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home” Metallica. Wait, you mean yearbook quotes, not what I want on my tombstone? Well then it is simple as Dr. Dre said “Bitches ain’t shit!”
June 26th, 2009 at 8:52 am
“It’s better to be lucky than good”
June 26th, 2009 at 8:54 am
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, won’t get fooled again” — George W. Bush
June 26th, 2009 at 8:55 am
“No matter where you’re from, alcohol is the social glue that brings us together in a sloppy, forgettable and disingenuous fashion.” -Drew Magary
June 26th, 2009 at 8:58 am
I went to public high school. We were too poor for yearbook quotes.
June 26th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Great men everywhere are dying, actually, I’m starting to feel a bit ill myself.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:02 am
The peddler now speaks to the countess who’s pretending to care for him
Sayin’, “Name me someone that’s not a parasite and I’ll go out and say a prayer for him” – Bob Dylan
June 26th, 2009 at 9:04 am
“This is the 80’s and I’m down with the ladies” – Tone Loc
June 26th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Have a good time,All the time.- Viv Savage
June 26th, 2009 at 9:16 am
“Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin — more even than death…. Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.”
- Bertrand Russell
June 26th, 2009 at 9:17 am
“Ee heee!!!” – Michael Jackson
June 26th, 2009 at 9:19 am
“The kid is not my son.” – Michael Jackson
June 26th, 2009 at 9:19 am
I like big butts an’ I cannot lie — Sir Mixalot
June 26th, 2009 at 9:19 am
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say. — Kurt Vonnegut
June 26th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I’m living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!! -Eric Cartman
June 26th, 2009 at 9:21 am
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:21 am
“To alcohol: the cause of — and solution to — all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
Gotta love public school giving less than a fuck about quotes.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Oh, Deux Deux Deux
Can’t believe you actually took my pick. Although I would go with “Ain’t it just like the night, to play tricks when we’re tryin to be so quiet”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:25 am
I remember the immortal words of Socrates when he said: “I drank what?”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:26 am
“As long as I had a dollar to my name, the party was on.” -Nate Newton
June 26th, 2009 at 9:27 am
“Just let it be known I chose my own fate, I drove by the fork in the road and went straight.” – Sean “Jay-Z” Carter (what you think you gettin’ girls now cuz of your looks? negro please)
June 26th, 2009 at 9:27 am
‘Hey, hey, hey, hey. Smoke week every day’ -Nate Dogg
June 26th, 2009 at 9:30 am
God dammit superweed, you took Homer Simpson. Fucker. I’ll have to go with his cut-rate semi-clone, Peter Griffin:
“I’m gettin’ something really special too, and not special like the Klinemann kid down the street. More like Special K, the cereal. What do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, whatever happened to Kaye Ballard? You know, if you said ‘mallard’ with a cold, it sounded like ‘Ballard’.”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:32 am
“Duck duck bo buck, banana fanna fo…”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:35 am
I used, “I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat.”- Beastie Boys
The assholes on the yearbook committee edited it out though so underneath my picture is completely blank and I look like a witless moron who could think of anything.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:36 am
‘When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.’ -Hunter S. Thompson
June 26th, 2009 at 9:38 am
“Doesn’t matter what you say or do, people can always find a way to call you a dick.” – Dave Attell
June 26th, 2009 at 9:41 am
From “Dazed and Confused”:
“Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place… Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. “
June 26th, 2009 at 9:42 am
“If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you” – Friedrich Nietzsche
June 26th, 2009 at 9:43 am
“You can only get AIDS once”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:44 am
“Fuck trophy” — Ufford referring to children
June 26th, 2009 at 9:48 am
“Life is like a dice game.” -Nas
June 26th, 2009 at 9:48 am
I never got anyone to sign my yearbook because my grandma had to Pull a Dr.Z and stroke out.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:50 am
“I never bought into the Native American mythology. You can smoke the peace pipe ’til your d!ck falls off, but I’m not dancin with any f***in wolves no matter how high i get”-Kenny Powers
June 26th, 2009 at 9:51 am
“Some kind of man, he can’t do anything wrong. If I see him I’ll tell him you’re waiting.” – Lowell George, Little Feat
June 26th, 2009 at 9:52 am
“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!” – Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack
June 26th, 2009 at 9:53 am
“I am not a snob. Ask anyone. Well, anyone who matters.” -Simon LeBon
June 26th, 2009 at 9:56 am
‘The Dude abides.’ — Jeffrey Lebowski
June 26th, 2009 at 9:56 am
“I’ve had it with this school. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children …” — Supernintendo Chalmers
June 26th, 2009 at 9:58 am
“Be excellent to each other.” – Bill and Ted
June 26th, 2009 at 9:59 am
“I didn’t invent the rainy day, I just have the best umbrella” – Jimmy Fallon from Almost Famous
/didn’t feel the need to check if Fallon had been knocked off the list yet.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:59 am
True Story. We were Magnum 40 drinkers in high school. And as emabarressing as this is to admit, I actually put the Magnum 40 label advertisement as my quote. I still remember it.
“Magnum is remarkably smooth and rewarding with all the rich full character you expect from a premium Malt Liquor. Contains no additives or preservatives.”
I hope my unborn kids never find my yearbook
June 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am
“Life sucks. Wear a helmet.” – Dr. Denis Leary
June 26th, 2009 at 10:01 am
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” — Troy McClure
June 26th, 2009 at 10:05 am
“Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the former.” -Einstein
June 26th, 2009 at 10:07 am
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t. – General George S. Patton
June 26th, 2009 at 10:14 am
sic semper tyrranis
June 26th, 2009 at 10:22 am
@defdude Isn’t that a bastardization of the famous John Paul Jones quote?
“Tho I cannot ensure Success, I will endeavor to deserve It”
June 26th, 2009 at 10:23 am
“Porkchop sandwiches! Oh shit, get the fuck outta here! What are you doing? Get the fuck outta here, you stupid idiot! Fuck, we’re all dead! Get the fuck out!
…My God, it smelled good in there.”
June 26th, 2009 at 10:24 am
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” — Mark Twain
June 26th, 2009 at 10:24 am
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison.”
June 26th, 2009 at 10:27 am
“Bristol Palin is the Rosa Parks of unwed mothers.”
-Me.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:27 am
“Bodies bein’ found on Greenleaf
with their fuckin heads cut off, motherfucker i’m Dre”
June 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
“Hey you kids, get off of my lawn!” — Old Man
June 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
“I’m just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick,” Bunk Moreland.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. – Anais Nin
June 26th, 2009 at 10:29 am
“I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.” – C. Montgomery Burns, tycoon
June 26th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy.” — Floyd Gondolli
June 26th, 2009 at 10:31 am
“Watch when I get up really close!”
-Steve Irwin-
June 26th, 2009 at 10:31 am
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
-Bill Clinton
June 26th, 2009 at 10:32 am
“Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. ” – MLK
OR
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson
June 26th, 2009 at 10:34 am
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good.”
~ Woody Allen
June 26th, 2009 at 10:35 am
“All I’m sayin’ is that when we die, there’s going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we’ll all be a lot happier.” Barney Gumble
June 26th, 2009 at 10:35 am
“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned” – Fast Eddie Felson
June 26th, 2009 at 10:36 am
“They tell me life is what you make it I tell them I beg to differ”- Joe Budden
June 26th, 2009 at 10:37 am
“A life Jimmy. It’s the shit that happens while you wait for moments that never come.” -Lester
Would never get approved
June 26th, 2009 at 10:37 am
“The only sin is idiocy.”
-Oscar Wilde
Am I really the first to a Wilde witticism? You people are slipping.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:38 am
“Lord, bless the soul of this bitch. And make my pimp hand strong, Lord and guide it, so she may learn a ho’s place. Amen.”
-The Pimp’s Prayer, A Pimp Named Slickback.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:38 am
‘63% of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Smoot’ -Fred Smoot-
I was a big fan back in 02-03.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
“Excuse me while I light my spliff” – Bob Marley
June 26th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Sorry about the length, but here goes….this song is just so awesome it was hard to pick out a couple of lines…..
“One afternoon, four thousand men died in the water here
and five hundred more were thrashing madly,
as parasites might in your blood.
Now I was in a lifeboat designed for ten and ten only,
anything that systematic would get you hated.
It’s not a deal nor a test nor a love of something fated.
The selection was quick, the crew was picked in order
and those left in the water got kicked off our pantleg and we headed for home.
Then the dream ends when the phone rings,
you doing alright he said it’s out there most
days and nights, but only a fool would complain.
Anyway Susan, if you like, our conversation
is as faint a sound in my memory,
as those fingernails scratching on my hull.”
The Tragically Hip – Nautical Disaster
June 26th, 2009 at 10:42 am
needs more casual sex…
June 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
“Rollin down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice.
Laid back, with my mind on my money, and my money on my mind” – Snoop
June 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
hey John Kerry, why the long face?
June 26th, 2009 at 10:47 am
“See you in the car”–Milhouse Van Houten…and I win this round.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:47 am
@JimHalpertSmirk: Good quote, but not an original. “Two thirds of the Earth are covered by water. The other one third by Garry Maddox.” – Hall of Famer / Broadcaster Ralph Kiner
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=maddoga01
If you want a Smoot quote, try “ASS. TO. ASS!!!!”
June 26th, 2009 at 10:48 am
“Be a stoner. Have a boner.”
Actual quote from my yearbook.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Excellent BlahPunked, that was the one I was going to use.
“Gentlemen, this game will be the most important thing you will ever do in your life…only if you win.” – believe it or not, John Madden before the Raiders killed the Vikings in the Super Bowl. Now that’s a fucking pep talk!
June 26th, 2009 at 10:51 am
“It’s a town full of losers and I’m pulling out of here to win”
–Springsteen
June 26th, 2009 at 10:51 am
all of the shitty music out there and you choose electroclash? a pox on you.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:53 am
“Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick, I’m gonna beat that pussy up”
-The Ying Yang Twins
(Not my actual quote….my yearbook unfortunately didn’t have quotes)
June 26th, 2009 at 10:55 am
@85: i’m aware it wasn’t an original, but the man definitely said it. and when year book quote time came around, that’s all i needed to know.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:55 am
‘Cuz in some pussy is the place tah be
Always fuckin’ is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside
-Eazy E
June 26th, 2009 at 10:55 am
“It’s all in the reflexes.”
- Jack Burton
June 26th, 2009 at 10:56 am
“What a long strange trip it has been…” – Grateful Dead
June 26th, 2009 at 10:59 am
“Son, I’m not going to lie to you. You’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it.” Grandpa Simpson
June 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am
‘it was best of times, it was the blurst of times’ –monkey #638
June 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am
“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. ”
Coach Bobby Finstock – Teen Wolf
June 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Today…I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
-Gehrig
June 26th, 2009 at 11:03 am
“It ain’t what you takin’, it’s who you takin’ from, ya feel me?” –Omar Little
June 26th, 2009 at 11:05 am
She was mostly immensely relieved to think that virtually everything that anybody had ever told her was wrong. — Douglas Adams
June 26th, 2009 at 11:07 am
“and I’m going to pull the fucking trigger until it goes ‘click, click, click’”
June 26th, 2009 at 11:07 am
“You want us to cut of the end of our WHAT?!” -Abraham to God
June 26th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Fret for your figure and fret for your latte and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your hairpiece and fret for your prozac and fret for your pilot and fret for your contract and fret for your car.
It’s a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
- Tool
June 26th, 2009 at 11:10 am
“Never criticize a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, you are a mile away from him and you have his shoes.”
St Joseph Regional HS of Montvale NJ 2001
June 26th, 2009 at 11:12 am
“At birth, I was cast into a flaming pit of scum forgotten by God. ”
or
“You say why, I say why bother”
Mickey Knox
June 26th, 2009 at 11:17 am
@Rope +100 for the Hip lyrics
I heard hard work’s never killed anyone but I figure, why take a chance. – Ronald Reagan
June 26th, 2009 at 11:19 am
“Everybody wants the most they can possibly get for the least they can possibly do.” – Todd Snider
June 26th, 2009 at 11:20 am
“So it’s a show about three hookers and their mom?” Brian on Sex and the City, in Family Guy
June 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Would’ve been too long for my yearbook, but I would’ve went with this quote from Fight Club which sums up the futility of high school and what comes after it quite nicely:
“I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off… You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ” — Tyler Durden
This gem, however, would’ve fit in there: “All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. “
June 26th, 2009 at 11:27 am
“Bring on the clowns, the jokers and buffoons; I’ve had the time of my life and the life of my times in the Company of Fools.”
June 26th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Matt with the lead…
“Put that coffee DOWN. Coffee’s for closers only.” – Blake (Glengarry Glen Ross)
June 26th, 2009 at 11:30 am
I didnt have a quote but a guy wrote this in my yearbook when he signed it
“I used to hate you at the starting of the year but i got to know you better and your not a fag
good to know im not a fag.
June 26th, 2009 at 11:32 am
“Well allow me to retort.” — Jules Winnfield
June 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
It’s immoral to let an idiot keep his money.- Canada Bill Jones. Or so Matt Damon as Mike McD in Rounders says.
June 26th, 2009 at 11:34 am
“if you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough” Roger Allan Wade (think Jackass the Movie)
June 26th, 2009 at 11:34 am
“They are who we thought they were!” – Dennis Green
June 26th, 2009 at 11:35 am
“Never slow down, never grow old.” -Tom Petty
My school took the yearbook seriously but I did get the veiled reference to the next set of lyrics “I’m tired of screwin’ up, tired of going down, Tired of myself, tired of this town,” [take that Connecticut, I get to live in New York City now!] and also it’s a song about smoking pot. Take that, establishment.
June 26th, 2009 at 11:38 am
“Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen”
John Mason (Sean Connery from The Rock)
June 26th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Joe Biden then praised Tim Kaine as the “great governor of New Jersey.”
June 26th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”! – Winston Zeddemore
June 26th, 2009 at 11:42 am
“Eight-year-olds, dude.” – Walter
June 26th, 2009 at 11:43 am
“To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems” – Homer Simpson
June 26th, 2009 at 11:43 am
‘The money feels good
And your life you like it well
But surely your time will come
As in heaven, as in hell.’
The Clash, ‘The Guns of Brixton’
June 26th, 2009 at 11:44 am
“I’d start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.”
June 26th, 2009 at 11:44 am
I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? – Tom Smykowski, Office Space
June 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.
-RATM
June 26th, 2009 at 11:51 am
“I AM THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT.” And Yes, it was in allcaps.
June 26th, 2009 at 11:52 am
“Remember, kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.” – The Sandlot
Which, oddly enough, got turned into our class motto after I jokingly suggested it.
June 26th, 2009 at 11:53 am
‘When I get to college, man, it’s just gonna be BANG BANG BANG BANG!’ – Ron Slater, Robert E. Lee HS Class of ‘77
June 26th, 2009 at 11:54 am
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily – Bluto to Flounder in Animal House
June 26th, 2009 at 11:59 am
“Why do you look so sad and forsaken? When one door is closed, don’t you know another is open?” -Bob Marley
June 26th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
“I feel like an idiot… but I am an idiot so it kind of works out.”
– Billy Madison
Actual Quote from my yearbook
June 26th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
“Never say forever, cuz nothin’ lasts.” Dave Grohl
June 26th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
You want it to be one way…but it’s the other way.
~ Marlo, The Wire
June 26th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
“Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.” – Calvin & Hobbes
June 26th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
“I’ve got balls of steel” – Duke Nukem
June 26th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
“What’s the fuckin’ difference, we all gonna die, you gonna do something killer come on give it a try.”
QOTSA’s song “You Gotta a Killer Scene There, Man…”
June 26th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
‘Every ending is a new beginning. Your lucky number is none. Your lucky color is dead.’ –Neil Gaiman, American Gods
June 26th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Mo money mo problems.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
‘Some guy named Theodore Sturgeon’. The humbling of poor Theo. Even reaching the heights of Sci-Fi authors will leave many oblivious.
Speaking of humiltiy. ‘Hey, you’re that writer guy. What paper do you work for?’ – Yogi Berra when introduced to Ernest Hemmingway. Hemmingway enjoyed hanging out at Toot Shors in NYC where many Stars (Ballplayers and actors) would hang back in the day. One day upon leaving the establishment with Joe Dimaggio, they were mobbed by Joe’s adoring fans. One guy turned to Hemmingway and said ‘Hey, you’re someone famous too. I recognize your face’. Hemmingway responded, ‘Yeah, I’m his doctor.’ – Summer of 49 by David Halberstam
June 26th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
“The sun will rise, the sun will set and tomorrow I’ll eat lunch”–Former Red Sox GM Lou Gorman
June 26th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” — Wooderson
June 26th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world…and then we fucked up the end game.” – Charlie Wilson
June 26th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. – Andrew Jackson
June 26th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Where the fuck did all these indians come from? – Custer
June 26th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
“and a bat sees a bug with the sound of linger….”
June 26th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
“The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because of its shallowness.” -George Carlin
This was my actual HS quote. I can’t say I hate it yet.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
“When you look up in the sky, you can see the stars but still not see the light.” – The Eagles
June 26th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
“Mmmmm…donuts.” ~ H. Simpson
/my actual yearbook quote
//don’t give a fuck if he’s been used already
June 26th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I’m going to live forever or die trying
June 26th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
“You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?”
June 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY DREAMS AND GET INTO THIS ZIPCAR
June 26th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
“We’re on a road to nowhere…” -Talking Heads
June 26th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
“I don’t care how liberated this world becomes – a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume – and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.” – Doug Coughlin
June 26th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Glory days don’t mean shit to me,
I drink a 6-pack of apathy,
Life’s a bitch and so am I
The world owes me so fuck you
Green Day, before they sucked
June 26th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
“If there were no angels, would there be no sin?” – Eddie Vedder
June 26th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! – Chuck Heston
June 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I know he’s off the board, but I like this one by Kurt Vonegut:
“When the last living thing
Has died on account of us,
How poetical it would be
If Earth could say,
In a voice floating up
Perhaps
From the floor
Of the Grand Canyon,
“It is done.”
People did not like it here.”
June 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
My senior quote was censored: “My high school years have taught me to appreciate freedom, because to quote Joni Mitchell, ‘You don’t know what you’ve got ’till it’s gone.’” The yearbook sponsor told me, “This is NOT a forum.” I made up something about how high school expanded my horizons or some stupid platitude and let it go at that.
Then, when I got my yearbook back, there were no fewer than FOUR references to religion, including the following: “History gave us the greatest event ever – Jesus dying for our sins!” Not a forum, eh? (It should be noted that I was educated in Alabama. No, that’s not an oxymoron.)
Yeah, so senior quotes are a touchy subject for me.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh – Al Swearingen
June 26th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@leaf that is a good one, but I prefer this quote from Al.
“Speak now, or prepare for eternal fucking silence.”
June 26th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
You better check yo self before you wreck yo self, cuz big dicks up your ass is bad for your health – Ice Cube
/Not sure if this belongs in the mailbag
June 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
“Choose life…” – Trainspotting
Adding the rest is unnecessary.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth,” Michael Tyson, Esq.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
“I love all women, even the ugly as shit ones. But, don’t ask me to trust them. Not even nuns. ‘Cause for every pair of tits there’s a gaping hole of need.” -K. Powers
June 26th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Okay, since everyone else is using Homer:
“Read your town charter, boy. If foodstuffs fall on the ground, than said foodstuffs go to the village idiot. And since I don’t see him around, start shoveling!”
June 26th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
My actual high school yearbook quote: “I like school. Too bad classes get in the way.” — Zack Morris
June 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Any line from “Here I go Again”.
viz:
-Here I go again on my own
-I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams
-Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
/Long Island’d
June 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
“Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” -Obi-Wan Kenobi
/junior high awkwardness
June 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
“Do or do not… There is no try.” -Yoda
/^what he said
June 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
“We are to regard existence as a raid or great adventure; it is to be judged, therefore, not by what calamities it encounters, but by what flag it follows and what high town it assaults.” -Chesterton
June 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
“Don’t judge me and I won’t judge you, ’cause we all get judged in the end.” – Montgomery Gentry
June 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
My actual yearbook quote: “It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.” – Aristotle.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
We had a “Senior Will” section, located in the back of our yearbooks, where people could write about what sports and clubs they were involved with and their predictions for the future. Here was mine:
Varsity Blood Donor(12), Freshmen Basketball Tryouts; 2 days(9) – After 4 unproductive years of community college, I will come to terms with the fact that I have no future (work hard in school kids!). I will eventually overcome my alcohol-induced depression and go on to work at a gas station. Once there I will work my way up to Asst. Manager before finally being offered a position at the car wash, which I will accept and love. If all else fails, I will become a Boom Mic Operator for a porn company and live off my sugar mama.
I still can’t believe they printed that.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. – Winston Churchill
BAD.ASS.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
“When I grow up I want to be a lardo on workman’s comp, just like Dad.”
and
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
Bart Simpson
June 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
“Hey, you gotta pay your dues before you pay the rent.” — Pavement
June 26th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
“You fucked up, you trusted us” Otter
June 26th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. -Henry Hill
June 26th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism dude, at least it’s an ethos. – Walter Sobchak
June 26th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein
June 26th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Ugh, I was one of those idiots who used my Yearbook to profess my love to my then-girlfriend, who I lasted maybe another month with. God I was such an unfunny sap in high school, I so wish I could go back and kick my own ass.
“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out! ” – Scarface from Half Baked
June 26th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
“Anonymity doesn’t make me bulletproof – that’s alcohol’s job.” -Drew Magary
June 26th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
“Ladies love country boys.” – Trace Adkins
/shoots gun in air
June 26th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
It’s really weird how your life changes. Tonight I’m drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? – Bill Hicks
June 26th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
“High school was great, but I’m off to bigger and better things”- the quote from the woman who eventually moved back to my hometown to teach school
June 26th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man. -Jebediah Springfield
/Can’t believe that wasn’t taken
June 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
A friend’s actual quote: ‘Vote Quimby.’
June 26th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
PJ is off the board anyway (In a million years would you think anyone else would use a PJ song?!?). But I really like I’m Open.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
And here’s the rest, cause it’s 2:25 and I have work to do.
“Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations; Entangling alliances with none.” – Thomas Jefferson
“It was by the sober sense of our citizens that we were safely and steadily conducted from monarchy to republicanism, and it is by the same agency alone we can be kept from falling back.” – Thomas Jefferson
“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.” – Abraham Lincoln
June 26th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
We never had to take any of this seriously, did we? –Atlas Shrugged
June 26th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
“It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at him” – Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
June 26th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Movie in ‘77, graduate in ‘79, all too easy
“May the force be with you”
June 26th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
“Baby, sign you pitty on the runny kine”
-Pootie Tang (Early 2000)
“Beef Moe”
-Marshawn Lynch (2008)
” ”
-Michael Jackson (6/26/09)
June 26th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
At my school, we got an entire page to ourselves. I didn’t put a quote on my page, just a photo and my handwritten name. There is nothing embarrassing about it. Still looks good 10 years later. I cannot say the same for the the same Antoine de St. Exupery “l’essentiel est invisible aux yeux” quote that like three girls used.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
“I promise I won’t cum in your mouth – I’ll pull out just before” – Just about every high school guy who got a blow job
June 26th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
The crazy kid at my military school:
“Some people are alive only becasue it’s against the law to kill them.”
June 26th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
“If you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!” – Krusty the Clown
June 26th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Why?
Why was I programmed to feel pain? –Burning Robot
June 26th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
“Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke!” -Stud Cantrell
June 26th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I build crowds… Guaranteed! What do you do guaranteed??? – Business card guy
June 26th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk&eurl=http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/awesome-business-card&feature=player_embedded
June 26th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is never try” -Homer Simpson
June 26th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
“AHHHH, MY KNEE!”
-Tom Brady
June 26th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
“All great change in America begins at the dinner table.”
“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”
-Ronald Reagan
June 26th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.” – American Beauty
June 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
“Love’s a wondrous thing, but there’s more to it than the physical experience. Like … like … oh, hell, I dunno, she had some tig-ole-bitties, didn’t she?” -Meatwad
June 26th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
sine metu – Jameson bottle
June 26th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
“No matter where you go, there you are.”
-Confucius. Or Buckaroo Banzai. Same difference.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
“What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?” – Lynn Dickey
June 26th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Here’s what I went with, no kidding.
“I’m halfway intelligent. I’ll figure something out.” – Ricky Williams
June 26th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
The further I get from things I used to care about the less I care about how much further away I get – Robert Smith
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right, while the other wonders what her head would look like on a stick. – Ed Kemper
June 26th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
“Shit happens when you party naked” – shirt in Bad Santa
June 26th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
“Shoot ‘em all, and let God sort them out!”
- Marge Simpson’s Uncle Arthur
June 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
“Seriously man, you and me, we’re fucking done professionally. Fucking ass.” – Christian Bale
(Hight school I went to didn’t have yearbooks quotes, but had an awesome ad in the back that said “Congrats to the class of 1995!” Too bad it was 1997. Fucking ass.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Facts are stupid things.
~ Ronald Reagan
What Does an actor know about politics?
~ Ronald Reagan
June 26th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out!” – Scarface
June 26th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@ Gogetyourshinebox June 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
*High
Maybe I should go back and learn to spell. Dumbass.
Also, I knew a guy who used to say this and would make a good quote. “I don’t go to HIGH school, I go to school HIGH”
June 26th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Fuck your couch. -Rick James
June 26th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Never should have gave you N****s money. – Rick James
June 26th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
My bunghole, it speaks loud.
Beavis
June 26th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
“Make love to the ass.” Jenna Jamieson.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
What I actually put:
The things you think are precious I can’t understand.
-Steely Dan
What I wish I had put:
If a pussy had the power to shrink itself, what would you ask it?
-Chris Rock channeling ODB
June 26th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I know Patton has been taken, but fuck it:
“I’d rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.”
June 26th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
And…
“Some horses are so far behind that they actually think they are in the lead.”
-Junior Soprano
June 26th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
June 26th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Make the most of the Indian hemp seed and sow it everywhere.”
- George Washington
June 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
“For those I love I will sacrifice, not for those I’ve never seen” – Indecision.
Pretty good senior quote for my year book considering I graduated from a pretty staunch Jesuit HS.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
“i been shot once…twice…three times. so i done know about getting shot. the way to not get shot is to avoid da bullets.”
- big baby jesus
June 26th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I can dribble with my left. I can dribble with my right. I must be amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
June 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
“A buddy will come bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell.”
- Any number of people but most directly, my uncle.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
“And I get on my knees and pray, that we Don’t Get Fooled Again!”- The WHO
June 26th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
“In the poker game of life, women are the rake. The fucking rake”. Ed “Worm” Norton
June 26th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
“There is no normal life, there’s just life. Now get on with it.” – Wyatt Earp, “Tombstone”
You could fill a whole yearbook with Tombstone quotes.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
bobman, that’s a Doc Holliday quote from Tombstone, but it is a good one.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I have a true quote from my 8th grade yearbook. Some douchebag wrote, “Don’t beat of too much!” I think he spelled “off” wrong, or was referring to a whole new level of masturbation I hadn’t yet considered. Well, too bad for him, I abused myself all summer in direct defiance of his pithy quote.
Thanks, genius. If it weren’t for your reverse psychology I’d still have the gift of sight and non-wolfman palms.
Still, that’s the best yearbook quote I’ve ever witnessed.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
“Dick slappin is my game” Ashley Schaeffer
woooo
June 26th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
“Life ain’t nuthin’ but bitches and money”
- Ice Cube
June 26th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
“Love conquers all. Every cloud has a silver lining. Faith can move mountains. Love will always find a way. Everything happens for a reason. Where there is life, there is hope… Well, they gotta tell ya something.” -Aileen Wuornos (Monster)
You can’t get much more uplifting than that!
June 26th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
You know how I know you attended a twee prep school?
You had something called “yearbook quotes” and you assume everybody else did.
Simmons does the same thing.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!- Ric Flair
June 26th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
“The dead only know one thing – it’s better to be alive.”
–Private Joker, “Full Metal Jacket”
June 26th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
@Clare: how small was your school that you all got a page?!
We didn’t get yearbook quotes, but if I could do it now, I’d put:
Work like you don’t need your parents money, love someone almost as much as you love yourself, dance like everyone’s watching.
June 26th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“man! fuck dat spider” – Marques Slocum
June 26th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
+1 Clayton Bigsby for the reference to a made for HBO movie about minor league baseball set in 1950’s Florida that has been out for over 20 years and is not available on DVD.
He brings it two days in a row.
June 26th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Can you blow me where the papers is? – Gutter
I as well was the victim of censorship. The nerds on the yearbook staff (read: my friends) were forced to change it to “show me.”
June 26th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
@Boy who couldnt fly – It is the old lady walking down the sidewalk that asks Gutter, “Can you blow me where the pampers is?”
June 26th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
“Look out for number one, but don’t step in number two” – Rodney Dangerfield
June 26th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
“Every morning I wake up and piss excellence” -Ricky Bobby
They wouldn’t put it in so I have nothing in there
June 26th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
“It hurt real bad”.
John Bobbit
June 26th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
“There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats.” – H.L. Mencken
June 26th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
If i was a Michelin, I wouldn’t tire. – Common Sense
June 26th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Mine was “force feed animal crackers to vegetarians”
June 26th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I know hippies. I’ve hated them all my life. – Eric Cartman
June 26th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Bart: Dad, what’s a muppet?
Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man… (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don’t know.
we didn’t do senior quotes because we were a public school and had 600+ kids graduating, little money and no yearbook. i just wanted to quote the simpsons.
June 27th, 2009 at 12:25 am
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
Francis Albert Sinatra
June 27th, 2009 at 1:15 am
@Curtis P. Enis: That had me laughing for quite a while, love it.
Nimby won this draft as far as Simpsons quotes are concerned, being one of the funnier jokes in that whole series and that it was Homer’s HS yearbook quote. I came very close to putting that as my yearbook quote back when, but my general dislike for quoting other people won over so I went with nothing.
June 27th, 2009 at 2:35 am
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. -Vernon Wermer
Is there anything gayer than the tragically hip?
June 27th, 2009 at 2:45 am
“This is a bad town for Psychedelic drUGS..
/I know the rules, dammit man!
June 27th, 2009 at 3:15 am
“It’s our wits that make us men”
“Keep a clean nose, watch the plain-clothes, you don’t need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.”
June 27th, 2009 at 3:53 am
We didn’t do yearbook quotes in high school. But a kid I was kinda friends with named James wrote this in my middle school (7th grade) year book:
“Remember the trees. Remember the grass. Remember me or I’ll kick your ass.”
It was the last time I ever saw him. I had actually forgot him until now.
June 27th, 2009 at 6:13 am
“Don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk.” – Shaq Fu
June 27th, 2009 at 9:44 am
“Hey, I can drive.” – Billy Martin
/actually in my senior yearbook
June 27th, 2009 at 9:50 am
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” – George Carlin
June 27th, 2009 at 10:54 am
“Don’t you hate pants?” – Homer Simpson
June 27th, 2009 at 10:57 am
I can’t believe no one has submitted this:
“The Bears are who we THOUGHT they were! And that’s why we took the damn field. Now, if you wanna crown ‘em, then CROWN THEIR ASS! But they are who we thought they were, and we let ‘em off the hook!” – Dennis Green
June 27th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
“The Lord loves a working man. Don’t trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.”
The family of Navin R. Johnson
June 27th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
“Excuse me while I whip this out.” – Sheriff Bart
OR
“I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.” – Gabby Johnson
June 27th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Last words are for those who haven’t said enough – Karl Marx
June 27th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
“The future will be better tomorrow”
June 28th, 2009 at 3:05 am
“life’s a bitch and then you die. that’s why we get high, cuz you never now when ya gonna go. life’s a bitch and then ya die”- AZ
June 28th, 2009 at 3:24 am
“There ain’t much time left, you’re born out of this insane abyss and you’re going to fall back into it, so while you’re alive you might as well show your bare ass”-Jim Carroll
June 28th, 2009 at 3:24 am
“got tribes in africa that listen to pac going to war with brothas who bump biggie like they live on the block”-talib kweli
June 28th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
“You gotta play hurt”
-Jenkins
June 28th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
“Once Yao Ming gets to know me, he’ll understand what I’m about.” ~Ron Artest
June 29th, 2009 at 1:33 am
We got a third of a page at my high school, so I got multiple quotes. The only worthwhile one I can remember is “Can’t we have one town meeting that doesn’t end with is digging up a corpse?” – Diamond Joe Quimby.
If I were graduating high school this year, I would have included “World Champions. World fuckin’ champions!” – Chase Utley
June 29th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Here’s two to make up for my gay as easter actual year book quote, goddamn catholic school:
“Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.” Bill Murray in Rushmore
“When women ask you to share your feelings, I found out that they really just want to hear about love. They don’t give a damn if you’re feeling ‘patriotic and hungry.’” No idea where this is from, but it rings so very true.
June 29th, 2009 at 11:09 am
We got senior pages at my high school. I did a photomosaic of my ugly face with no quotes. I still like it, but kinda wish I had included something like this quote from one of the great luminaries of our time, Mr. Rickey Henderson (this is a voicemail to Kevin Towers):
“Kevin, this is Rickey. Calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”
June 29th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Uuuuuuuh, IM BOUT IT BOUT IT – Master P.
It was funny at the time.
June 29th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
“There is no way this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I see no other way out. He has to be stopped, and I have to stop him.” Phil Connors
June 30th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
We didn’t have yearbook quotes but, in the yearbook of the easiest girl in school I wrote,
“3, 2, 1, Let her fly…… in and out. Well I was fouled.” Wilbur “Shooter” Flatch
July 1st, 2009 at 4:23 pm
“Don’t you nevah, evah pull my levah…”
Ladies Love Cool James
July 1st, 2009 at 10:56 pm
“Now go get your fucking shinebox” – Billy Bats
July 1st, 2009 at 11:56 pm
“Thinking is what gets you caught from behind.” – OJ Simpson
July 4th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
“It wasn’t the New World that mattered…Columbus died almost without seeing it; and not really knowing what he had discovered. It’s life that matters, nothing but life – the process of discovering, the everlasting and perpetual process, not the discovery itself, not at all.” – Fyodor Dostoevsky
July 6th, 2009 at 2:21 am
“I eat Green Berets for breakfast.” – Colonel John Matrix
July 17th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
“Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don’t have something, and a purpose in your life, you’re gonna die.”- Lou Holtz