Comments on: The Sex Cannon Is Back And He’s Hornier Than Ever

By: Gross Rexman

Gross Rexman — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:35:28 +0000

How does Dan Orlovsky – he of less than 1,700 career passing yards – get a 3-year, $9 million contract while Grossman barely finds a 3rd stringer job for the League minimum? Just goes to show that the vitriol spewed about Grossman from every media outlet does indeed have an effect.

Sometimes I feel bad for the Sex Cannon, and then I think about his sexual conquests and I sleep soundly at night.

By: Piniella's Fat

Piniella's Fat — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:15:41 +0000

I still think the F It I’m Throwing it Down Field is the greatest piece of literature ever written, and I was an English Major.

By: h3bru

h3bru — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:59:35 +0000

The Houstan REXans is now a popular fantasy football team name, but not as good as “Farve Dollar Footlongs”

By: f--k, Cutler

f--k, Cutler — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:44:38 +0000

FUCK YEA!!!

By: OJ Incandenza

OJ Incandenza — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:54:18 +0000

Houston hasn’t been this sexy since Michael Pollack left!

By: Rock

Rock — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:22:16 +0000

Funny, I always pictured him as being a good fit with the Vikings. But what do I know?

By: Michael Vick's Kennel Klub

Michael Vick's Kennel Klub — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:52:30 +0000

today is a good day.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:59:17 +0000

/off to get fixed.

By: Gogetyourshinebox

Gogetyourshinebox — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:23:37 +0000

Please take that overrated d-bag. Never cared for him when he was on the bears.
Plus he was trying to bang all the talent in Lake Forest.

By: Playoff_Beard

Playoff_Beard — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:04:05 +0000

The Sex Cannon was Kenny Powers before there was a Kenny Powers.