Comments on: The Offseason Adventures of Jim Nantz

By: HappyFunMiles

HappyFunMiles — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:30:21 +0000

I’m really surprised he doesn’t hide in Phil Simms’ bushes wearing a leather mask.

Or, you know, punch Chris Simms in the spleen.

By: no witty pop-culture references here

no witty pop-culture references here — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:44:41 +0000

pretty sure that tempranillo and tilapia would be a very unconventional pairing. you know, red wine, white fish etc etc etc.

just saying. I’m more or a beer snob myself.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:53:18 +0000

You had me at “Hello, friends”.

By: Gihyou

Gihyou — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:22:19 +0000

The tattoo artist no longer looks human. He looks like some sort of indigenous peoples’ demon

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:17:19 +0000

Have you heard that fellow Moby’s “We Are All Made of Stars”? I did for the first time the other day. Fella’s got a future

Wait, so he’s related to Peter King too? I knew this guy was evil incarnate.

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/speaking in tongues always confuses the evildoers

By: Bugg

Bugg — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:15:25 +0000

The Masters people and the NCAA’s “ONe Shining Moment” caucus will not be pleased with Mr. Nantz’s foray into tattoo parlors.

“One SHining Moment” makes up for all those feel good stories of Bob Huggins and John Calipari and suitcases of cash to inner city youth AAU dullards who can shoot hoops. Like wallpaper covering a volcano.

Tar sounds like a really unfun way to go. How do we know Nantz isn’t Bundy with a good job, albeit one with golf Nazis piping in bird sounds?

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:08:46 +0000

He seemed so nice. I was shocked when I heard what he did.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:58:12 +0000

I came for the hate.

I stayed for the fear.

By: Jebus

Jebus — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:46:33 +0000

+1 for Jem.

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:39:04 +0000

Perfect pitch. I could hear Jim’s calm, hypnotic baritone voice the entire time…