Comments on: THE BEN HAS NEW FAVORITE LATE NIGHT HARF HARF SHOW

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:57:14 +0000

/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME

Remember when dense commenters were using the “BEN is a clone of The Dugout’s Jim Thome” bit like a year ago?

I’m a fan of J-JIM THOME and the two share the all-caps thing. But that’s where the similarities end.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:24:30 +0000

Remember when The Dugout was using the “all caps for a retarded-sounding-and-acting player” bit like 5 years ago?

/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME

/ducks

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:55:24 +0000

Jaime Lee Curtis says Activia should help you have something ready every morning…..

I guess that being able to remember a time when “turd” wasn’t the first thing I would associate with “Jamie Lee Curtis” and “ass” makes me kinda old.

By: JAFO

JAFO — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:46:51 +0000

HINES COMPLETES BEN.

/can’t wait for new modern warfare 2!!!!

By: BrandonMarshallsUppercut

BrandonMarshallsUppercut — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:13:00 +0000

I believe what you’re looking for Ben is a receiver with much bigger, less slantified eyes who utilizes all of his peripheral vision to make the perfect unprovoked right cross in the back of a freshly “weaved” scalp…or the perfect catch…whichever pays more

By: MorelOrelHershiser

MorelOrelHershiser — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:02:04 +0000

“Fact, if you’ve never independently made a situational choco taco joke, or at least successfully pyramided on one, NOT just tagged on”

I thought tagging on a Choco Taco was the pinnacle of food sex… please describe this Pyramiding position and how to achieve it. Is the Sphinx involved? Waitwaitwait. Is pyramiding on the Choco Taco a euphemism for getting the sphincter from the Sphinx? Should I have sent this to the sex mail bag?

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:27:14 +0000

Tag added. You is can have smirre now.

By: Schooner

Schooner — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:21:10 +0000

No PoFlaWa. The Hines Wald smire time posts always carry that tag..

NO ONE DENIES THIS !!!

By: TDub

TDub — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:12:07 +0000

PoFlaWa in 3…..2……1……

By: Schooner

Schooner — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:07:52 +0000

Where’s my “rittle bit lacist” tag ????