THE BEN HAS NEW FAVORITE LATE NIGHT HARF HARF SHOW
FINALLY THERE IS COMIC WHO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE
THE LANGUAGE OF FROZEN CHOCOLATE SPANISH DELIGHT
IF YOU WERE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN CALL OF DUTY, I WOULD PLAY AS YOUR PLAYABLE CHARACTER
I STAND AND CLAP FOR YOU LIKE I DID FOR THE BRON-BRON
[Sticks fingers in mouth the try to whistle]
PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE JERSEY, WE MAKE ROOM ON ROSTER FOR SIDELINE EMERGENCY QB/CHOCO TACO FUNNYMAN
MAYBE YOU USE EXTRA LARGE HAIRCUT TO HELP BLOCK KICKS
WHEN DONE BLOCKING KICKS, BACK TO CHOCO TACO JOKES
WE HAVE FRONT OFFICE PEOPLE WORK OUT THE TERMS
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Hines Ward: Rongrastname, why you standing and crapping at terevision?
Roethlisberger: [processes]
[processes]
[processes]
CRAPPING?
Hines Ward: Yes, you was just stand and crap.
Roethlisberger: [Processes]
[Processes]
HARF HARF HARF YOU IS ALL THE FUNNYMAN I NEED HINES
Tags: ben rongrastname, choco tacos, high brow humor, hines wald is stirr me favolite steerel, rittle bit lacist, vroom vroom partystarter, xmas ape
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
joe biden is rittre bit lacist
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Screw Twitter, I’m on CB.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
I’ve missed the [processes].
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
The moment I heard “Choco Tacos” I thought of The Ben.
Damn you KSK. Damn you.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
o goody 10 more years of that human dumpster andy richter
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 am
Thank you Ape. Not just for choco taco goodness. But for Rongrastname which will forever make me smirre
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:11 am
Supel funny! I give thlee smirre.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
Not have anything ready for this morning?
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:28 am
When you can conjure up the happy smirre time leceivel making poop jokes that quickly, do you really need material ready for the morning?
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 am
awesome. as soon as i heard choco taco last night i immediately thought HARF HARF HARF.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:33 am
God, I love the CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP…
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:46 am
We never have anything ready in the morning.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Jaime Lee Curtis says Activia should help you have something ready every morning, Ape.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
That’s what she said
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
It is confirmed that Conan and Richter read this site and will somehow find a way to work in HARFHARFHARF into a skit one of these days soon. Oh and a big CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP to Rongrastname for pressing the pause button on Call of Duty 4 to make an appearance.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Fact, if you’ve never independently made a situational choco taco joke, or at least successfully pyramided on one, NOT just tagged on (you goddamn joke diluting scum), then you are not a funny person, fact.
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
Perfect.
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
PEW PEW PEW
/as you were
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I think Ben is psyched for the new Call of Duty game, cant wait for Modern Warfare 2
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Where’s my “rittle bit lacist” tag ????
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
PoFlaWa in 3…..2……1……
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
No PoFlaWa. The Hines Wald smire time posts always carry that tag..
NO ONE DENIES THIS !!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Tag added. You is can have smirre now.
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
“Fact, if you’ve never independently made a situational choco taco joke, or at least successfully pyramided on one, NOT just tagged on”
I thought tagging on a Choco Taco was the pinnacle of food sex… please describe this Pyramiding position and how to achieve it. Is the Sphinx involved? Waitwaitwait. Is pyramiding on the Choco Taco a euphemism for getting the sphincter from the Sphinx? Should I have sent this to the sex mail bag?
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I believe what you’re looking for Ben is a receiver with much bigger, less slantified eyes who utilizes all of his peripheral vision to make the perfect unprovoked right cross in the back of a freshly “weaved” scalp…or the perfect catch…whichever pays more
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
HINES COMPLETES BEN.
/can’t wait for new modern warfare 2!!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Jaime Lee Curtis says Activia should help you have something ready every morning…..
I guess that being able to remember a time when “turd” wasn’t the first thing I would associate with “Jamie Lee Curtis” and “ass” makes me kinda old.
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Remember when The Dugout was using the “all caps for a retarded-sounding-and-acting player” bit like 5 years ago?
/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME
/ducks
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:57 pm
/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME
Remember when dense commenters were using the “BEN is a clone of The Dugout’s Jim Thome” bit like a year ago?
I’m a fan of J-JIM THOME and the two share the all-caps thing. But that’s where the similarities end.