FINALLY THERE IS COMIC WHO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE
THE LANGUAGE OF FROZEN CHOCOLATE SPANISH DELIGHT
IF YOU WERE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN CALL OF DUTY, I WOULD PLAY AS YOUR PLAYABLE CHARACTER
I STAND AND CLAP FOR YOU LIKE I DID FOR THE BRON-BRON
[Sticks fingers in mouth the try to whistle]
PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE JERSEY, WE MAKE ROOM ON ROSTER FOR SIDELINE EMERGENCY QB/CHOCO TACO FUNNYMAN
MAYBE YOU USE EXTRA LARGE HAIRCUT TO HELP BLOCK KICKS
WHEN DONE BLOCKING KICKS, BACK TO CHOCO TACO JOKES
WE HAVE FRONT OFFICE PEOPLE WORK OUT THE TERMS
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Hines Ward: Rongrastname, why you standing and crapping at terevision?
Roethlisberger: [processes]
[processes]
[processes]
CRAPPING?
Hines Ward: Yes, you was just stand and crap.
Roethlisberger: [Processes]
[Processes]
HARF HARF HARF YOU IS ALL THE FUNNYMAN I NEED HINES
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/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME
Remember when dense commenters were using the “BEN is a clone of The Dugout’s Jim Thome” bit like a year ago?
I’m a fan of J-JIM THOME and the two share the all-caps thing. But that’s where the similarities end.
Remember when The Dugout was using the “all caps for a retarded-sounding-and-acting player” bit like 5 years ago?
/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME
/ducks
Jaime Lee Curtis says Activia should help you have something ready every morning…..
I guess that being able to remember a time when “turd” wasn’t the first thing I would associate with “Jamie Lee Curtis” and “ass” makes me kinda old.
HINES COMPLETES BEN.
/can’t wait for new modern warfare 2!!!!
I believe what you’re looking for Ben is a receiver with much bigger, less slantified eyes who utilizes all of his peripheral vision to make the perfect unprovoked right cross in the back of a freshly “weaved” scalp…or the perfect catch…whichever pays more
“Fact, if you’ve never independently made a situational choco taco joke, or at least successfully pyramided on one, NOT just tagged on”
I thought tagging on a Choco Taco was the pinnacle of food sex… please describe this Pyramiding position and how to achieve it. Is the Sphinx involved? Waitwaitwait. Is pyramiding on the Choco Taco a euphemism for getting the sphincter from the Sphinx? Should I have sent this to the sex mail bag?
Tag added. You is can have smirre now.
No PoFlaWa. The Hines Wald smire time posts always carry that tag..
NO ONE DENIES THIS !!!
PoFlaWa in 3…..2……1……
Where’s my “rittle bit lacist” tag ????
I think Ben is psyched for the new Call of Duty game, cant wait for Modern Warfare 2
PEW PEW PEW
/as you were
PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
Perfect.
Fact, if you’ve never independently made a situational choco taco joke, or at least successfully pyramided on one, NOT just tagged on (you goddamn joke diluting scum), then you are not a funny person, fact.
It is confirmed that Conan and Richter read this site and will somehow find a way to work in HARFHARFHARF into a skit one of these days soon. Oh and a big CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP to Rongrastname for pressing the pause button on Call of Duty 4 to make an appearance.
That’s what she said
Jaime Lee Curtis says Activia should help you have something ready every morning, Ape.
We never have anything ready in the morning.
God, I love the CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP…
awesome. as soon as i heard choco taco last night i immediately thought HARF HARF HARF.
When you can conjure up the happy smirre time leceivel making poop jokes that quickly, do you really need material ready for the morning?
Not have anything ready for this morning?
Supel funny! I give thlee smirre.
Thank you Ape. Not just for choco taco goodness. But for Rongrastname which will forever make me smirre
o goody 10 more years of that human dumpster andy richter
The moment I heard “Choco Tacos” I thought of The Ben.
Damn you KSK. Damn you.
I’ve missed the [processes].
Screw Twitter, I’m on CB.
joe biden is rittre bit lacist