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Actually, it looks like a rock encrusted vag. Can’t imagine that to be too comfortable.
/low to mid-level hating.
Chris Berman has one on layaway
A ring for beating the Cardinals… Can’t help but question the relative value of that one.
As a Browns fan, I can truly appreciate that ring.
Yes, I said it.
/at least we didn’t go 0-16
That looks costly, better use layaway.
Thought it looked more like Heinz Field.
Vagina, Heinz Field… Both oozing with red stuff.
The 42 diamonds around the outside represent the actual attendance numbers at PNC for a Pirates home game.
Verily the Hypocycloids are not in balance. An issue that the Football Gods surely will take as disingenuous.
Thanks, but we don’t need a close-up of your asshole.
Kurt Vonnegut drew the asshole as such:
Niners will beat them to 7…?
/the question mark is emphasized
@Ocho Cinco: I can’t help but think of Sidney Crosby for some reason.
That is a very sharp looking SB ring. Ben is currently thinking about how many Choco Tacos he could get in exchange for it.
I’m not sure one “Homerism” tag is enough.
That ring is a perfect symbol of the Steelers organization: Elegant, tasteful, and classy.
Keep up with the homerism, Ape. I, for one, greatly enjoy these posts if only to read the crying, whining, and naked jealousy of people from lesser cities. Their bitter salty tears sustain me.
The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end…
//tired of the offseason
I guess six would make sense.
“can i get it in cock ring?”
If so, it would be a pinky ring.
/homerism is a good thing
//winning is fun
I should have said, if so it can also be worn as a pinky ring.
It’s funny because you’re implying I have a small dick.
Looks sharp Ape – I like it way better than the one for #5
I don’t like it when they try to build the damn Lombardi trophy on the ring.
“No Mr. Reed, we simply cannot tailor yours with a “roofie compartment”. Sorry. “
@BBM: Don’t get carried away. Pittsburgh has a good football team, but it’s still a shithole.
How nice. The NFC West has been very good to the Steelers over the years.
Fuck that ring.
/actually it looks quite nice.
//still hate you Ape
///Can I have one?
@Optimus Prime Minister: I’m going to have to disagree with you via this link:
James Harrison said, “I don’t want no ring. They give those rings to anybody that wins the Super Bowl”.
He might have a point since Jared Lorenzen has one too.
Well Mitch Berger gets one, so they really will fucking give them to anyone.
I think I’d like to swallow that ring just so I can shit it out.
/dies a little inside
Damn, I can’t wait for my team to be good enough to get their hands on another one of those.
I’m staring to think Snyder would have to die in a fiery blaze for that to happen. Is that bad?
//Or hire a competent GM. Seriously, F*** Cerrato.
I’ve had better.
Its going to be a shame when Ben gets his all scratched up eating pavement.
Steelers are fags.
@phocion: A ring for BARELY beating the Cardinals… Can’t help but question the relative value of that one.
@phocion, TonyTX: Hate hate hate whine whine whine hate hate hate misleading comment about the steelers beating a team with poor overall history but a great playoff run last year hate hate hate whine whine
Not enough diamonds, needs another layer…
Is that pink and turquoise?
At least it isn’t the Patriots. The Steelers are, as BDD said, a nice boring winning football team.
Of course, if the Penguins win a Cup against the only thing my home state of Michigan has going for it, then they may become insufferable “Pittsburgh” is America’s New Sports City fuckwads, but for now there are many other things to direct hate at.
/not really a Steelers fan but always looking on the bright side
As much as I want the Pens to win Friday, I dread the prospect of a few douches in the Pittsburgh fanbase doing that and ruining it for the rest of us. Anyone calling themselves/their town “City of Champions” deserves to be mocked.
Thanks, but we don’t need you making nonsensical comments when you’re drunk at 2 a.m.
I do hope the “can I get it in a cock ring?” tag doesn’t become a frequent sight here.
@Reggie Bush’s Pimp
Yea I thought the same thing. Why not Super Bowl Champs?
I always thought Super Bowl rings had Super Bowl on them.
The side of the ring does.
Thanks for reminding me just how much I hate them
6 diamond rings + no cheerleaders = gay
like liberace gay
This post made it official, I’m rooting for the Red Wings.
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