Yea I thought the same thing. Why not Super Bowl Champs?
I always thought Super Bowl rings had Super Bowl on them.
06.10.09 at 3:08 pm
Earl Camembert
I do hope the “can I get it in a cock ring?” tag doesn’t become a frequent sight here.
06.10.09 at 2:54 pm
StuScottBooyahs
Thanks, but we don’t need a close-up of your asshole.
Thanks, but we don’t need you making nonsensical comments when you’re drunk at 2 a.m.
06.10.09 at 2:16 pm
Christmas Ape
As much as I want the Pens to win Friday, I dread the prospect of a few douches in the Pittsburgh fanbase doing that and ruining it for the rest of us. Anyone calling themselves/their town “City of Champions” deserves to be mocked.
06.10.09 at 2:15 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
Wait…”WORLD” Champions?
06.10.09 at 2:08 pm
Rock
At least it isn’t the Patriots. The Steelers are, as BDD said, a nice boring winning football team.
Of course, if the Penguins win a Cup against the only thing my home state of Michigan has going for it, then they may become insufferable “Pittsburgh” is America’s New Sports City fuckwads, but for now there are many other things to direct hate at.
/not really a Steelers fan but always looking on the bright side
06.10.09 at 1:56 pm
The Pirate Sloth
Fuck you.
06.10.09 at 12:44 pm
twoeightnine
Is that pink and turquoise?
06.10.09 at 12:37 pm
Slash
Not enough diamonds, needs another layer…
06.10.09 at 12:36 pm
Christmas Ape
@phocion, TonyTX: Hate hate hate whine whine whine hate hate hate misleading comment about the steelers beating a team with poor overall history but a great playoff run last year hate hate hate whine whine
/fixed
06.10.09 at 12:31 pm
TonyTX
@phocion: A ring for BARELY beating the Cardinals… Can’t help but question the relative value of that one.
/fixed
06.10.09 at 12:10 pm
Michael Irvin's Seniority
Steelers are fags.
06.10.09 at 11:41 am
rae carruth
Its going to be a shame when Ben gets his all scratched up eating pavement.
06.10.09 at 11:29 am
Scooter Biceps
I’ve had better.
06.10.09 at 11:13 am
301_hip_hoppa
Damn, I can’t wait for my team to be good enough to get their hands on another one of those.
I’m staring to think Snyder would have to die in a fiery blaze for that to happen. Is that bad?
//Or hire a competent GM. Seriously, F*** Cerrato.
06.10.09 at 10:34 am
jackin'4beats
I think I’d like to swallow that ring just so I can shit it out.
/dies a little inside
06.10.09 at 10:27 am
Christmas Ape
Well Mitch Berger gets one, so they really will fucking give them to anyone.
06.10.09 at 10:25 am
Ted
LaFavre,
He might have a point since Jared Lorenzen has one too.
06.10.09 at 9:57 am
LaFavre's Next Retirement
James Harrison said, “I don’t want no ring. They give those rings to anybody that wins the Super Bowl”.
06.10.09 at 9:52 am
Francois Leroux Speedskater
@Optimus Prime Minister: I’m going to have to disagree with you via this link:
I don’t like it when they try to build the damn Lombardi trophy on the ring.
06.10.09 at 9:01 am
Christmas Ape
It’s funny because you’re implying I have a small dick.
06.10.09 at 8:54 am
Upstate Underdog
I should have said, if so it can also be worn as a pinky ring.
06.10.09 at 8:47 am
Upstate Underdog
“can i get it in cock ring?”
If so, it would be a pinky ring.
/homerism is a good thing
//winning is fun
06.10.09 at 8:42 am
Christmas Ape
I’m not sure one “Homerism” tag is enough.
I guess six would make sense.
/insufferable
06.10.09 at 8:31 am
Gooch
The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end…
/Maximus
//tired of the offseason
06.10.09 at 6:53 am
Bubby Brister's Mop
That ring is a perfect symbol of the Steelers organization: Elegant, tasteful, and classy.
Keep up with the homerism, Ape. I, for one, greatly enjoy these posts if only to read the crying, whining, and naked jealousy of people from lesser cities. Their bitter salty tears sustain me.
06.10.09 at 6:41 am
Chris Henry's P.O.
Lofty ring
06.10.09 at 3:11 am
make it snow
I’m not sure one “Homerism” tag is enough.
06.10.09 at 2:44 am
JaysonAych
That is a very sharp looking SB ring. Ben is currently thinking about how many Choco Tacos he could get in exchange for it.
06.10.09 at 2:20 am
Head Bee Guy
@Ocho Cinco: I can’t help but think of Sidney Crosby for some reason.
06.10.09 at 1:59 am
40 lb box of rape
Niners will beat them to 7…?
/the question mark is emphasized
06.10.09 at 1:45 am
yeah, right?
Kurt Vonnegut drew the asshole as such:
*
06.10.09 at 1:38 am
StuScottBooyahs
Thanks, but we don’t need a close-up of your asshole.
06.10.09 at 1:31 am
yeah, right?
Verily the Hypocycloids are not in balance. An issue that the Football Gods surely will take as disingenuous.
/closes playbook.
//Game over
06.10.09 at 1:22 am
yeah, right?
The 42 diamonds around the outside represent the actual attendance numbers at PNC for a Pirates home game.
06.10.09 at 1:11 am
TheStarterWife
Thought it looked more like Heinz Field.
Vagina, Heinz Field… Both oozing with red stuff.
06.10.09 at 1:11 am
DC
That looks costly, better use layaway.
06.10.09 at 1:08 am
Snow
As a Browns fan, I can truly appreciate that ring.
Yes, I said it.
Browns fan.
Be jealous.
/at least we didn’t go 0-16
06.10.09 at 12:56 am
phocion
A ring for beating the Cardinals… Can’t help but question the relative value of that one.
06.10.09 at 12:53 am
MightyMightyMitzu
Chris Berman has one on layaway
06.10.09 at 12:38 am
Ocho Cinco Fan Club
Actually, it looks like a rock encrusted vag. Can’t imagine that to be too comfortable.
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This post made it official, I’m rooting for the Red Wings.
6 diamond rings + no cheerleaders = gay
like liberace gay
/hating
Thanks for reminding me just how much I hate them
I always thought Super Bowl rings had Super Bowl on them.
The side of the ring does.
http://news.steelers.com/article/105731/
@Reggie Bush’s Pimp
Yea I thought the same thing. Why not Super Bowl Champs?
I always thought Super Bowl rings had Super Bowl on them.
I do hope the “can I get it in a cock ring?” tag doesn’t become a frequent sight here.
Thanks, but we don’t need a close-up of your asshole.
Thanks, but we don’t need you making nonsensical comments when you’re drunk at 2 a.m.
As much as I want the Pens to win Friday, I dread the prospect of a few douches in the Pittsburgh fanbase doing that and ruining it for the rest of us. Anyone calling themselves/their town “City of Champions” deserves to be mocked.
Wait…”WORLD” Champions?
At least it isn’t the Patriots. The Steelers are, as BDD said, a nice boring winning football team.
Of course, if the Penguins win a Cup against the only thing my home state of Michigan has going for it, then they may become insufferable “Pittsburgh” is America’s New Sports City fuckwads, but for now there are many other things to direct hate at.
/not really a Steelers fan but always looking on the bright side
Fuck you.
Is that pink and turquoise?
Not enough diamonds, needs another layer…
@phocion, TonyTX: Hate hate hate whine whine whine hate hate hate misleading comment about the steelers beating a team with poor overall history but a great playoff run last year hate hate hate whine whine
/fixed
@phocion: A ring for BARELY beating the Cardinals… Can’t help but question the relative value of that one.
/fixed
Steelers are fags.
Its going to be a shame when Ben gets his all scratched up eating pavement.
I’ve had better.
Damn, I can’t wait for my team to be good enough to get their hands on another one of those.
I’m staring to think Snyder would have to die in a fiery blaze for that to happen. Is that bad?
//Or hire a competent GM. Seriously, F*** Cerrato.
I think I’d like to swallow that ring just so I can shit it out.
/dies a little inside
Well Mitch Berger gets one, so they really will fucking give them to anyone.
LaFavre,
He might have a point since Jared Lorenzen has one too.
James Harrison said, “I don’t want no ring. They give those rings to anybody that wins the Super Bowl”.
@Optimus Prime Minister: I’m going to have to disagree with you via this link:
http://www.postgazette.com/pg/09161/976252-53.stm
Fuck that ring.
/actually it looks quite nice.
//still hate you Ape
///Can I have one?
////Seachickens Fan.
How nice. The NFC West has been very good to the Steelers over the years.
@BBM: Don’t get carried away. Pittsburgh has a good football team, but it’s still a shithole.
“No Mr. Reed, we simply cannot tailor yours with a “roofie compartment”. Sorry. “
Looks sharp Ape – I like it way better than the one for #5
http://jewelry.about.com/od/famousjewels/ss/super_bowl_ring_9.htm
I don’t like it when they try to build the damn Lombardi trophy on the ring.
It’s funny because you’re implying I have a small dick.
I should have said, if so it can also be worn as a pinky ring.
“can i get it in cock ring?”
If so, it would be a pinky ring.
/homerism is a good thing
//winning is fun
I’m not sure one “Homerism” tag is enough.
I guess six would make sense.
/insufferable
The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end…
/Maximus
//tired of the offseason
That ring is a perfect symbol of the Steelers organization: Elegant, tasteful, and classy.
Keep up with the homerism, Ape. I, for one, greatly enjoy these posts if only to read the crying, whining, and naked jealousy of people from lesser cities. Their bitter salty tears sustain me.
Lofty ring
I’m not sure one “Homerism” tag is enough.
That is a very sharp looking SB ring. Ben is currently thinking about how many Choco Tacos he could get in exchange for it.
@Ocho Cinco: I can’t help but think of Sidney Crosby for some reason.
Niners will beat them to 7…?
/the question mark is emphasized
Kurt Vonnegut drew the asshole as such:
*
Thanks, but we don’t need a close-up of your asshole.
Verily the Hypocycloids are not in balance. An issue that the Football Gods surely will take as disingenuous.
/closes playbook.
//Game over
The 42 diamonds around the outside represent the actual attendance numbers at PNC for a Pirates home game.
Thought it looked more like Heinz Field.
Vagina, Heinz Field… Both oozing with red stuff.
That looks costly, better use layaway.
As a Browns fan, I can truly appreciate that ring.
Yes, I said it.
Browns fan.
Be jealous.
/at least we didn’t go 0-16
A ring for beating the Cardinals… Can’t help but question the relative value of that one.
Chris Berman has one on layaway
Actually, it looks like a rock encrusted vag. Can’t imagine that to be too comfortable.
/low to mid-level hating.