Comments on: Surprise! Many of Our Readers are Virgins: The KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag

By: Moof!

Moof! — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:39:38 +0000

The more you’re happy with who you are, the more likely it is that other people will find you attractive. Will it result in the loss of your V-card? Not necessarily, but you’re going to end up a happier, more fulfilled person.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:46:28 +0000

@BBF fucker: Die. All three of you. What a piece of shit.

By: PGC

PGC — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:24:54 +0000

Three does not go into one, there will always be a remainder.
And even if you try, it may look good in a flick, but that has got to be damn uncomfortable. Pulled groins, strained hamstrings and clashing balls are all inevitable.

By: I Run Like Dennis Dixon

I Run Like Dennis Dixon — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:46:56 +0000

@ da great white hype: +3 for the Pearlmann reference

@Ken: I understand that logic, however I think some guys were concerned about finding “The One” in college. Let’s be honest with ourselves, the odds of finding that one in college is lower than 15%. All my friends in college who thought that are either single/still searching. Only of my friends is still with the same girl that he was dating college and they knew each other high school.

Lesson for today: In your college, spend less time looking for the one and go for the “strange.” You will not regret it.

By: zapper

zapper — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:59:24 +0000

The idea of improving one’s self image, in order to enhance their sexual prowess, is the best advice ever. Most guys, girls who have issues with meeting other coeds just can’t get past their own insecurity. Ken doesn’t seem to be in that category, but for the general population… if you don’t ask you won’t know. The other thing, appeal to other senses… smell nice, be funny, be accessable, be accomodating, don’t be impatient. Once you’re in the sack, don’t spring any information. There isn’t any need. Just relax. A drink or two wouldn’t be a bad idea, in any first time situation with a new partner. It’s all instinctual. Do what seems normal, listen to what she says… again… be accomodating.

Regarding having an affair with your brother’s wife… the fact that you’re considering this is bad enough. There’s no good to come from being the ‘other guy’. That’s some serious devestation to someone you love. It’s bad enough if you don’t know the husband, etc… but to make your brother feel that way. Wrong. Take it from someone who’s been that guy (not my brother’s wife)… If you’re any kind of a person, you have some very real issues regarding your own self image. Mine was right after my divorce, and I still feel bad. I should. I moved on. Tell your brother. He should know that he’s married to someone like that.

Does anyone really think that rubbing your cock up against some other dude’s while cramming them into a large gaping orifice sounds enticing… I assume you’re protected, but who gets to cum first? Ugh! And this chick, good lord… daddy issues, anyone? Catcher’s mit? She’d make a nice leg warmer.

By: xavierjackson

xavierjackson — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:41:32 +0000

Right on Gunther. Thats exactly how you score all the sweetness your girls friends have to offer.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:23:00 +0000

@ FuckLion: it’s “putting the pussy on a pedestal.”

By: Abbott's Nub

Abbott's Nub — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:17:54 +0000

Soooo where’s the photo of the SIL?

By: Quentin LogJammin'

Quentin LogJammin' — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:10:17 +0000

hey, ummm, yeah so can we get that picture yet sister in law fucker? please? early sexy friday?

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:37:29 +0000

You won’t have to worry about anything, except baseball stats, or coming up with a new rating system for chicks.

Now that is fantastic advice (and productive).