Strike Up The Chorus…It’s Time For Sexy Friday
It’s that time of the week, gents. Let’s get to it.
You like girls with big boobs watching baseball? SO DO I! And so do your friends at Shareapic, who put together a galley of such ladies letting almost all of it hang out. And since you weren’t the one taking the photos from afar, it’s not creepy at all!
Heading to the pool? Don’t forget to bring Christina Koletsa. She’s Greek and she has a raft! The kind that you can stick cans of beer in! Planting GHB has never been so easy! Via On 205th
What light from yonder cleavage breaks? That’s Denise Milani, and she’s had it with all those rich, trendy men that do nothing but buy her stuff all the time. What this Czech-born model really wants is a quick, cumbersome encounter with a guy that carries most of his weight in his abdomen. Because cardio is for fags! Via F-Listed.
Thanks for reading this week. We’ll be gone all next week, but who knows when the occasional backlogged podcast might pop up. Lates.
Tags: MMP, sexy friday posts
June 26th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
USA! USA! HARF! HARF!
June 26th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
No posting next week? Are furloughs hitting the blogosphere now?
June 26th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Gone all week? But, what about Peter King’s guest column? And who’s going to answer my question about the ethical issues of getting my wife drunk in order to have sex with her and whether or not to draft Willie Parker?
June 26th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
“Hope you enjoyed that, kids, ’cause KSK’s out of here for the summer. In the meantime, we’ll be running [groan] ‘Klassic KSK’. Enjoy!”
/looks forward to a week of interviews with the head of the AFL-CIO
June 26th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Nice job distracting us with tits and then sneaking in the vacation part. Almost had me. *
*Ok – I don’t really mind – the tits made up for it.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Who’s the chick in the first pic?
Black and white semi-artistic photo + hot ass chick = winner
June 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
So long. Thanks for all the fish.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Interviewer: Tell me about your work ethics.
Early Cuyler: Ethics don’t do no work. That’s they problem, really. You ain’t like me, go hang from a damn tree.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
In re: Denise Milani, those cans take more effort to lift and seperate than Czech and Slovakia.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Have a nice vacation (read: waiting in line, crying, at the MJ funeral, wearing your sequined gloves)
June 26th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/thelife/news/story?id=4280140
Yo, check out the 3 minute mark on this…FRESH! Holla at your boy!
June 26th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Re: Denise Milani
Hot as shit, unfortunately the photoshop work is sub-par.
That piano picture…dunno why, but that’s my favorite. Strait up classy. Something about a form fitting dress…
June 26th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
But how will I know who and what I should hate next week?
June 26th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Oh my. Shareapic has a zoom function.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Next week in fuck you : Fuck you KSK for taking a week off! How dare you?
The fact that I’m on vacation next week myself is completely irrelevant. I’m not one of the blogosphere’s most important voices!
You should be asha… hey, tits.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Are Milani’s fake?
June 26th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU’LL BE GONE ALL NEXT WEE- Oh, actually, this is quite convenient as I am going on vacation as well, and this actually saves me the work of catching up on 7 days of missed posts. You are so considerate.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
You can tell that piano chick loves anal. That’s classy.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Thank you comrad for the lovely ladies. Only the loveliest ladies are in your KSK blog.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Didn’t you hear? The 4th is on a Saturday this year. Everybody is fucked.
/Except you guys apparently.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT THE SEX AND FOOTBALL MAILBAG.
June 27th, 2009 at 12:36 am
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT THE SEX AND FOOTBALL MAILBAG.
MASTURBATE.
June 27th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Yep. Love the first shot. Love it.
June 27th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Alright, I’m on vacation next week too….
Guess where I’m going?
Come on, guess.
/crickets
I’m going to Pittsburgh.
Really.
PNC? Anything? Anything at all?
I’m leaving the beach in L.A. to travel to Pittsburgh and Cooperstown on the week of the 4th of July.
It should actually be pretty cool. Life long dream and stuff. Not Pittsburgh but the Hall of Fame. And we do get to see 2 (two) Cubs game at PNC which is supposed to be an amazing baseball experience and we fly into Syracuse NY for the after party.
I will buy drinks at Dinosaur Barbeque for everyone who has the proper KSK identification
Any of you Yinzers got a suggestion on what I should do next Tuesday morning in Pittsburgh?
/Will accept go fuck myself as an answer.
//Woohoo. I’m on vacation!
June 27th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Any of you Yinzers got a suggestion on what I should do next Tuesday morning in Pittsburgh?
if you go to Jacks on carson street, don’t let them pump you up full of lsd and dmt and then set you loose on the streets. it’s not a good experience
not to mention all pitt cops run around looking like swat these days
funny story though, one time i ran a red light on brownwood, hit someone, had .5 oz in my pocket, cop gave me and my bag a safe ride home!
June 27th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
@yeah right
take the duquesne incline to the top of Mt. Washington. It’s the traditional thing to do when you visit Pittsburgh, and it’s the best skyline view in America. I’ve taken every girlfriend I’ve ever had up there, and it’s never failed to get me laid.
Save yourself a trip and get primantis while you’re at PNC (which is indeed a fantastic ballpark, and hey, guaranteed victory for the out of town visitors!)
If you’re looking to drink and carouse, carson street on the south side is where you want to be.
/ambassador to “America’s most livable city” 2 years in a row
//brags about Pittsburgh everywhere he goes that isn’t Pittsburgh
///can’t wait to move
June 27th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“Best skyline view in America?” Maybe if you’ve never been to a real city.
June 27th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
In da burgh:
Unh, Primanti’s once is fine, but I’ve never really loved it. Might as well go to Peppi’s in the strip and eat a “Roethlisburger,” which consists of “ground beef, sausage, scrambled eggs, grilled onions and American cheese and is served on a portuguese roll.” Or go up to Oakland and get an “O” dog, order the extra large fries, I freaking dare ya. Uncle Sam’s Subs cheesesteaks are good, Dee’s bar on the South Side is great for pool, D’s SixPax and Dogs in Regent square is great for snooty-beer takeout, Church Brew Works is abso-freaking-lutely phenomenal and sacrilicious, Penn Brewery is good, many different restaurants on Atwood in Oakland are good. There’s a new Hoffbrauhaus modeled on the Munchen original, it’s . . . basically a copy of the Hoffbrauhaus, but in Pittsburgh. Fine if that’s what you want.
Breakfast: Deluca’s in the Strip.
What have I missed?
Does the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern still exist? Great bar. Keep in mind that I haven’t lived in Pittsburgh for years now.
June 27th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@adam:
I am intrigued by your ideas. Is it far from the strip?
And is Pittsburgh a dangerous town for psychedelic drugs?
Not that I have any interest in that type of thing.
Sounds dangerous.
Very.
/Really, how far from the Strip?
June 28th, 2009 at 12:22 am
I remember talking about this on my forum.
Great website, I look forward to reading it some more.
June 29th, 2009 at 2:32 am
Hey everyone, Jason has a forum!
June 29th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Dammit I guess I’ll be hitting F5 on Deadspin.com all week.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
As a pianist, I appreciate that first pic. Thank you.
PNC is a beatiful ballpark. Sadly, I’m taking my dad to see his favorite team (the Reds) play in Pittsburgh, as part of his father’s day gift. Yes, we’re driving from Buffalo to watch Cincinatti play Pittsburgh. A trifecta of “pathetic” cities involved right there.
/Still loves living in WNY.
June 30th, 2009 at 1:00 am
“As a pianist, I appreciate that first pic. Thank you.”
u r gay.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Yeah, girls just hate when they see a piano in my house. Or the sax. Makes me about as gay as they come.
July 5th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Hey everybody?
(burp)
Just got back from the “Burgh”. And you know what? It was fucking fantastic. Thanks to Yinzjumboyournameistoolong, we went to the church brew works http://www.churchbrew.com/ in Pittsburgh and found the most amazing sight these rheumy old eyes have ever had the pleasure to rest upon. Also, as far as PNC goes, great folk, great park. Great Park. PNC is worth the trip. Also went to to the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. Just. Fucking. Amazing.
But you know what the highlight of the trip was? Dinosaur Barbecue in Syracuse NY. Jesus Shit. that was some fantastic ‘que. 50 beers on tap, full bar and a beer and bone yard in the back for the layover crowd. Sweet!
Does it always ran every day in The Upstate? I’m just not used to getting my ass soaked on a regular basis. Try the Big Ass Pork Plate. Set your sorry ass on the strait and narrow it will.
Woohoo vacation!
Fuck. I have to work tomorrow.
July 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
and by “ran” I meant “rain”
/Drunk and flight delayed