Yes, people. It’s America’s Wang on America’s Face. If you look closely, you can see very small Jewish ladies driving along Ocho’s cheek, bitching about how they can’t get membership at the Everglades Club.
HT: Fansided, via Ocho’s Twitter feed.
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Wow, The Ocho dupped everyone… Fake tatts… You can no longer trust your resident NFL nutjobs…
Dennis Rodman thinks Chad Johnson is an amateur.
Blonde mohawk, name change, and now face tattoo. Coming next offseason: hook hands!
(and neither is Reggie Nelson)
Udonis Haslem is not impressed
finally! can we give back OJ Simpson now?
It’s a tear drop in the shape of FL.
All he needs now is Ohio tatooed on the other cheek. Florida and Ohio, where crazy happens!
I just want to know if Ray Lewis told him to do this.
So this Ocho Cinco guy… he’s not completely sane, right? I mean, that’s the impression I get.
Why my state? Why?
/sighs
//serves us right probably for being America’s penis
Fark.com just imploded.
I bet he thinks he doesn’t have to pay state income tax in Ohio because Florida resides on his cheek.
/Florida could reside on his face–you don’t know.
When a group of Cubans washed up on the shores of Ochocinco’s face, they were regaled with stories of Car Boat the genius of Ray Lewis. Even if they could understand English, those Cubans still would have no fucking clue what he was talking about.
Serge A. Storms is going to kill him.
Why would anyone want to see David Ortiz with Chad tattood on his face?
He got the idea from “dat Russian OG” Mikhail Gorbachev.
Next up: The mom from “Good Times” has a birthmark that looks like the African nation of Chad.
/make it happen LSUFreek
The world is gonna see every bit of Dade County on his face
So much cooler than Drew Brees’ old island of Manhattan mole.