STATE FACE! THE FACE THAT HAS A STATE!
Yes, people. It’s America’s Wang on America’s Face. If you look closely, you can see very small Jewish ladies driving along Ocho’s cheek, bitching about how they can’t get membership at the Everglades Club.
HT: Fansided, via Ocho’s Twitter feed.
Tags: he also has jeb bush's face tattooed on his pubic area
June 10th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
So much cooler than Drew Brees’ old island of Manhattan mole.
June 10th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
The world is gonna see every bit of Dade County on his face
June 10th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Next up: The mom from “Good Times” has a birthmark that looks like the African nation of Chad.
/make it happen LSUFreek
June 10th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
He got the idea from “dat Russian OG” Mikhail Gorbachev.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Why would anyone want to see David Ortiz with Chad tattood on his face?
June 10th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Serge A. Storms is going to kill him.
June 10th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
When a group of Cubans washed up on the shores of Ochocinco’s face, they were regaled with stories of Car Boat the genius of Ray Lewis. Even if they could understand English, those Cubans still would have no fucking clue what he was talking about.
June 10th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I bet he thinks he doesn’t have to pay state income tax in Ohio because Florida resides on his cheek.
/Florida could reside on his face–you don’t know.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Fark.com just imploded.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Why my state? Why?
/sighs
//serves us right probably for being America’s penis
June 11th, 2009 at 1:51 am
So this Ocho Cinco guy… he’s not completely sane, right? I mean, that’s the impression I get.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:09 am
I just want to know if Ray Lewis told him to do this.
June 11th, 2009 at 9:11 am
All he needs now is Ohio tatooed on the other cheek. Florida and Ohio, where crazy happens!
June 11th, 2009 at 9:20 am
It’s a tear drop in the shape of FL.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:04 am
finally! can we give back OJ Simpson now?
June 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Udonis Haslem is not impressed
June 11th, 2009 at 10:33 am
(and neither is Reggie Nelson)
June 11th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Blonde mohawk, name change, and now face tattoo. Coming next offseason: hook hands!
June 11th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Dennis Rodman thinks Chad Johnson is an amateur.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Wow, The Ocho dupped everyone… Fake tatts… You can no longer trust your resident NFL nutjobs…