I’ve always been amazed by humanity’s ravenous sexual appetite and the way it creates different twists on the good ol’ penis-in-the-vagina trick that’s always worked for me. But one little peccadillo like toe-sucking or anal sex is never enough. Oh no, we have to combine fetishes.
– “You know, bondage and sado-masochism isn’t really doing it for me any more — can I get this in interracial?”
– “This pregnant sex would be so much better if she were a redhead.”
– “Why do they have to be human corpses? Can I get some bestiality in my necrophilia?”
However, I find no combination as simple and satisfying as the Asian nurse. She’s sweet! She’s submissive! She’s sexy! She’s here to swab my urethra!
Below: many more pictures of Asian women in the medical industry their parents pressured them to join.
(with thanks to Cleavage Lover for the inspiration)
I want more like this!
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