Sexy Friday Likes to Mix its Fetishes
I’ve always been amazed by humanity’s ravenous sexual appetite and the way it creates different twists on the good ol’ penis-in-the-vagina trick that’s always worked for me. But one little peccadillo like toe-sucking or anal sex is never enough. Oh no, we have to combine fetishes.
- “You know, bondage and sado-masochism isn’t really doing it for me any more — can I get this in interracial?”
- “This pregnant sex would be so much better if she were a redhead.”
- “Why do they have to be human corpses? Can I get some bestiality in my necrophilia?”
However, I find no combination as simple and satisfying as the Asian nurse. She’s sweet! She’s submissive! She’s sexy! She’s here to swab my urethra!
Below: many more pictures of Asian women in the medical industry their parents pressured them to join.
(with thanks to Cleavage Lover for the inspiration)
Tags: captain caveman, hines wald is stirr me favolite steerel, sexy friday
June 12th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Penis in the vagina?
Hmm. I’ll try it if you say so.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Penis in the vagina? Well la-de-dah your Highness! For me it’s always been the ol’ faithful Penis-in-the-hand that works so well.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Throwing “barely legal” opens up a big ol’ can-o-worms as well.
For example:
A barely legal latina fetish.
Translation: I want a latin migrant who not only managed to earn her citizenship to this country, but did it early enough in life that she was also able to graduate high school and earn her bachelors in nursing just slightly after the tender age of 18.
Where I come from that’s called being too picky.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Speaking of, it just worked again! Gets me every time.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
**Correction: Barely legal latina nurse fetish.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Is a barely legal nurse one who nearly flunked her licensing exam?
June 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@Otto Man well played.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Wait, that’s not a panda at all… what site am I on?
June 12th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I need a little bondage and some whips and, um, maybe some bacon to make these Asian Nurse pics work for me. But make sure the bacon is cooked, none of that raw stuff. That is just gross.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Mmmmm, bacon, makes everything better!
June 12th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I saw these photos on a calendar hanging in a Chinese food take-out spot in Brooklyn. Kum Kau I think was the name.
Nothing like big tittied asian chicks to get the mouth watering for some Chinese take-out.
June 12th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Bitt tittied asian women, this is my best Friday ever!
/wipes tear.
June 12th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Sandra OH FUCK SHE’S BRUTAL!
June 12th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Oh shit theres a horse in the hospital!
June 12th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I’m going out on a limb to guess that she may not have a nursing degree…
June 12th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Buzz your girlfriend, Woof
Now off to the store for milk and beer.
June 12th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
if i had to take a catheter i’d want it to be from one of these chicks.
except for that last one. i thought asian chicks had to be hot to get on TV.
/about to ruv myself rong time
June 12th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
@Punch Rockgroin: I think she has chimpanzee acne.
June 12th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I once knew a Filipino girl in Japan. (don’t ask). She heard me describe a flower or something as ‘pussy pink’. (crude bastard) She quickly chimed in with (use high pitched asian girl accent) “Pilipino girl have purple pussy!” Yes my dear, yes you do.
*sigh* Good times.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I never went as retarded over the asian broads as most guys, but jesus…. jesus christ.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
She needs a bad operation.
June 13th, 2009 at 12:47 am
I never went as retarded over the asian broads as most guys, but jesus…. jesus christ.
Kinda bites ya on the old boo boo, don’t it?
June 13th, 2009 at 1:12 am
…She’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse
She’s always on a steady course
Talk to Sandra Oh!
June 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Gotta mix in a little Chikan. It was my favorite of our nasty fetish tourney.
Nothing like a barely legal latina nurse on a subway being rubbed up on by numerous asian men.
June 13th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Sandra gives me the Oh Face.
June 13th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I just discovered I really dig Asian girls dressed like nurses. Never been there before.
June 14th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Sandra Oh looks like she could use a cupcake.
June 14th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Alright, I have 3 cans of solid white albacore tuna, a fresh loaf of bread and 72 bottles of cold beers. If the riots start now, I’m a god.
/Lives in LA.
//Was here during the Rodney King shit.
///Just don’t light my work place on fire OK?
///Fuck the Lakers and fuck Brett Favre.
June 15th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Apparently CC is a big fan of the mammary glands. Do these girls have asses?
June 16th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
This is why i come to KSK…for the fine crack journalism, the integrity, the hard hitting news stories…and awwwwww yeah some fine Jap nurse pussy! Makes me want to start chanting Jerry, Jerry, Jerry for some reason even though that has nothing to do with this. Anyways this article is football related…these are the kind of cheerleaders we need to see on the sidelines! Can I get a witness?
June 17th, 2009 at 8:00 am
omg! she is steamy hot though she could look hotter with fun wear from http://www.hererotictoys.com. generally i think asians are so hot too.