Comments on: Quick hits: Big Ben prefers $5,000 worth of Choco Tacos

By: Admiral Snackbar

Admiral Snackbar — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:41:36 +0000

Peter King will go out listening to old voicemails.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:22:30 +0000

Good correction, Abbott. Personally, I think strange ‘bating would be a great way to go out.

Not as good as the choose-your-own-death scenario in The Meaning of Life, where the guy gets chased off a cliff by topless rollerskating babes, but it’s close.

By: Abbott's Nub

Abbott's Nub — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:06:37 +0000

…missed my “l” ….stranglebatin’

By: Abbott's Nub

Abbott's Nub — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:05:57 +0000

I think strangebatin’ is a fairly punk rock way to go out.

I give it a “Fuck Yeah”.

By: Jigga

Jigga — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:04:13 +0000

Soooo… did the guy with the skanky sister-in-law from yesterday’s mailbag email her picture yet?

By: Harry Pelotas

Harry Pelotas — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:03:46 +0000

I hope I’m even still bothering to jack off when I’m 72.

But, yeah, crappy way to go out. Let’s all agree to pretend that he accidentally gave his penis the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:35:05 +0000

I really hope this David Carradine “gasper” shit isn’t true. I mean, if you’re a rich and well-connected actor staying in luxury hotel in Bangkok (of all places) and you get the urge, you’re already signed up for the Pussy On Demand package. You don’t have to settle for a new way of jacking off the way Australian pop singers do.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:00:37 +0000

@Otto Man: agreed. I would add to the list “The Hills” spin-off “The City” and any of those Bravo shows (”Real Housewives” series, “Millionaire Matchmaker”, etc.) besides the cooking one with Padma Lakshmi. Come to think of it, having seen enough of the latest Real World and the other crap on MTV (”Paris Hilton’s BFF”, “From Gs to Gents”, that shitshow with Diddy, etc.), I’d put the whole MTV lineup on the list.

By: Snow

Snow — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:34:28 +0000

HARF HARF HARF BEN LIKES THE RING. SUGAR CRYSTALS WITH THE CHOCO TACO WAS GOOD. THE BEN ATE LIKE 20 OF THEM. HARF HARF HARF

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:55:06 +0000

You can run across rice paper without tearing it, you can snatch the pebble from my hand before I close it, but you can’t beat off without choking yourself? Master would be very disappointed in you Grasshopper.