Comments on: POOOOOOOOOOSSSSYYYY NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

By: koewn123@yahoo.com

koewn123@yahoo.com — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:04:19 +0000

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By: blacksnakemoan

blacksnakemoan — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:56:06 +0000

That just became my Christmas card picture. My balls hurt from laughing so hard.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:45:52 +0000

Thanks for defiling one of my treasured childhood icons.

By: Bubby Brister's Mop

Bubby Brister's Mop — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:48:47 +0000

I don’t think Santonio beat the rap so much as the Pittsburgh PD realized the arrest exposed them as a bunch of racist douchebags and decided to let him off rather than make that fact public.

As for the twitter feed, after a Jaworski-esque study of the Kim Kardashian porno, I have long thought Santonio and KK would be a match made in heaven. She’s obviously a Size Queen and what self respecting black man wouldn’t want ‘dat ass?

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:59:01 +0000

“Pussy is a sometimes food.”

By: claude balls

claude balls — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:58:23 +0000

I am trying to make the connection between KSK moving to uproxx and fmra reneging on a titty show.

By: porky1

porky1 — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:20:05 +0000

“But God decided that I was to hate Santonio for playing for the most douchetastic team on the planet.”

Wait, wait, wait…no one told me Santonio was traded to the Patriots.

By: tech n9ne's tribute to falco

tech n9ne's tribute to falco — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:18:14 +0000

@FMRA No thanks, we’re a righty man for sure. Everybody reads from left to right, it’s the attention hog of the pair.

By: tech n9ne's tribute to falco

tech n9ne's tribute to falco — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:12:00 +0000

Didn’t they make a movie about this, Tooth?

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:11:30 +0000

Don’t tease us fmra!