Comments on: Nobody Messes With the Bad Guy

By: LittleBallofHate

LittleBallofHate — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:51:02 +0000

Can someone explain to me this shit? Are these ass clowns obligated by some secret hand shake club where they go ass to ass on a double ended dildo to stick up for each other?

Don Banks thinks that Millen can…can…jesus I’ll just copy and paste. This is from the same article that the scapegoat quote is from.

“But when I think of Millen, I just get the feeling he’s got a shot to become something of the Richard Nixon of the NFL, picking up the pieces of a colossal failure and re-emerging to prominence at some point in the future. Dare we say it, perhaps even an eventual return to power in some team’s personnel department?”

“For those who might not know or recall, Nixon narrowly lost the presidential election to John Kennedy in 1960, lost humiliatingly in the 1962 California governorship race, but still wound up returning from disgrace to re-invent himself and win the presidency in 1968.”

FUCK YOU DON BANKS. FUCK YOU. THERE IS NO REDEMPTION! HE ISN’T NIXON, HE IS THE BTK OF THE NFL! NOW YOU CUNTS ARE GOING AROUND AND LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, “OH YOU MEAN MATT? HE IS HARMLESS!” NO MOTHERFUCKERS, NO HE ISN’T. HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT KILLER. I HOPE HE KILLS ALL OF YOU AT SI AND LEAVES A MELTED KIT-KAT IN KING’S ASSHOLE.

By: SoulFunkJesus

SoulFunkJesus — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:29:18 +0000

Matt Millen sucks at more than space vacuum volume. NOTHING in the universe sucks worse than Matt. Even God hates Matt Millen.

By: Rock

Rock — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:52:23 +0000

ARRRGH!

His ego is so large it warps the fabric of space-time and can change reality!
You need to do a “This week in Fuck You” on him…. oh wait, you already did. FUCK. Do it again!

/sad thing is I knew the video was Razor Ramon right away

By: porky1

porky1 — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:08:21 +0000

@Garro Sakuragi:

Wouldn’t it be more “copperic”? Oh, I see what you did there…

By: Garro Sakuragi

Garro Sakuragi — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:25:31 +0000

I fucking hate Matt Millen… He should be fucked in the ass with a hot metal made with pennies equal to the amount of money he “earned” when he was the Lions GM because, you know, that would be a fucking HUGE metal bar… Oh, and it will also be kind of ironic…

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:17:20 +0000

Ah, the old Alan Greenspan Defense.

/no one will get that

By: make it snow

make it snow — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:09:38 +0000

Oh, fuck this guy. Yeah Millen, you’re a real martyr.

By: joejoejoe

joejoejoe — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:44:22 +0000

From Wikipedia: “[Millen's] eight-year tenure as head of the franchise led to the worst eight-year record in the NFL (31-97) since World War II, and resulted in his termination on September 24, 2008.”

Worst overall record in more than 6 decades. Worst single season record ever.

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:59:13 +0000

Tbf, let’s go to Wikipedia (source of all knowledge in the cosmos) and look at Matt Millen’s legacy:

Matt Millen (2001 – 2008)

- Worst winning percentage in the NFL: 31-81
- Never higher than 3rd in their division; Never made the playoffs; Never had a winning season
- Head coaches hired: Marty Morningweg (5-27), Steve Mariucci (15-28), Rod Marinelli (10-38)
- First round picks: Jeff Backus, Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers, Roy Williams, Kevin Jones, Mike Williams, Ernie Simms, Calvin Johnson, Gosder Cherilus
- Oh and his last team went ZERO WINS and EIGHTEEN LOSSES!!!

Nope, not his fault.

By: claude balls

claude balls — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:51:55 +0000

@LBoH:

No, much to my frequent chagrin.

Fuck Matt Millen.