Comments on: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Not a Good Time to Be Isis

By: thekingofcheap

thekingofcheap — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:33:59 +0000

Am I the only Pats fan who thought Stallworth wasn’t so bad? When you play between Welker and Moss, it’s tough to stand out. He didn’t get many balls but he had some spectacular YACs.

/pointless defense

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:09:22 +0000

Well we know he would’ve gotten 3 years for killing a few dogs so there you go.

Dogs > Humans

This country’s legal system has its eyes closed and its head planted firmly up its ass.

By: BuckeyeFan

BuckeyeFan — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:48:13 +0000

Stallworth only got 30 days. Pretty good for killing a guy. I wonder how much time he would have received if he weren’t an NFL player?

By: Nate Newon's Van

Nate Newon's Van — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:40:13 +0000

“So…Stallworth will be a 32 y.o. receiver, fresh out of jail with eroded skills and two bad hammys once he gets out of jail then?”

If he plays his cards right, he should be able to get a good stretch on those hamstrings every day by grabbing his ankles.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:36:55 +0000

When trying to figure out why the NFL would move the draft, like everything else, follow the money. @Pipples is probably right about the prime time slot. Also, it probably has something to do with negotiations for a new CBA.

By: fallex

fallex — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:36:06 +0000

@UU:
You mean the Florida Firecats aren’t in the NFL? I distinctly remember them playing the Spungoes in some Super Bowl past.

By: fallex

fallex — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:34:52 +0000

+10 for Ottoman… would that be a ‘do-plex?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:33:46 +0000

…plead guilty today to DUI manslaughter, which in Florida carries a mandatory four year minimum sentence.

So…Stallworth will be a 32 y.o. receiver, fresh out of jail with eroded skills and two bad hammys once he gets out of jail then? Yep seems like the career will be over. Hope he learns a trade like tilling the soil.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:32:35 +0000

It’s reassuring that if Plax can’t protect himself with a gun anymore, he can always stab a dude with that goatee. Jesus.

By: Nate Newon's Van

Nate Newon's Van — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:20:20 +0000

That mullet is a pussy magnet. Book it!