KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Not a Good Time to Be Isis
If Brady Quinn gets to be a Hindu goddess of wealth, light, and fertility, it’s only fair that Plaxico Burress gets to be Osiris, the Egyptian god of death. Too bad Ol’ Dirty Bastard already held claim to the association. [Tirico Suave]
Two of the Gramatica brothers recently went to work for Habitat for Humanity. A mullet like that clearly needs hardhat protection.
Donte Stallworth reached a settlement with the family of the person he Leonard Little’d with his car and is expected to plead guilty today to DUI manslaughter, which in Florida carries a mandatory four year minimum sentence. He’s still staying mum about admitting he was a huge disappointment for both the Patriots and the Browns. [PFT]
Buzzsaw tight end Ben Patrick is being suspended for four games, not for having two first names, but for testing positive for Adderall. Man, how’s he gonna pass the GRE now? [Gridironfans.com]
The NFL Draft is being moved back to early May next year. Finally, a few more weeks of breathless coverage of teams working out potential draftees. The offseason just got sexy. [Shutdown Corner]
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June 16th, 2009 at 11:15 am
He’s still staying mum about admitting he was a huge disappointment for both the Patriots and the Browns.
Don’t forget the Saints, who drafted his hands of stone ass #13 overall!
June 16th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Draft is in “early May.” Pretty vague, there. Probably means the Rog is shooting for that primetime, weekday draft. Held in London.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Was anyone REALLY wishing to move the draft to May? Wasn’t all the talk earliewr to move it into ealy april instead? why must they torture us with MORE Todd McShay?????
June 16th, 2009 at 11:25 am
“Gramatica and his brother Santiago, also a former NFL place kicker,”
Santiago never played in the NFL, a quick check on football-reference.com by a lazy reporter and that error could have been avoided.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:27 am
“Early May” clearly means that Rog was behind the murders of Barbaro and Eight Belles. Don’t fuck with the Rog. He’ll take you down Corleone style.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Needs more book whoring.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Also, that artist rendering is truly special. Made the judge look just dykey enough. And really made that goatee stabd out. Awesome.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:33 am
That’s stupid. The draft needs to be earlier to cure my post-March Madness hangover.
Then again, it’s probably a move to get ready for the 18-game regular season and the Super Bowl on President’s Day weekend
June 16th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Two of the Gramatica brothers recently went to work for Habitat for Humanity. A mullet like that clearly needs hardhat protection.
I heard they’re building a multi-use unit. Business in the front, party in the back.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
If you move the Draft 1 weekend or 2 ahead, I’m ok with it.
Anything more drastic and it’s not worth it.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
That mullet is a pussy magnet. Book it!
June 16th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
It’s reassuring that if Plax can’t protect himself with a gun anymore, he can always stab a dude with that goatee. Jesus.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
…plead guilty today to DUI manslaughter, which in Florida carries a mandatory four year minimum sentence.
So…Stallworth will be a 32 y.o. receiver, fresh out of jail with eroded skills and two bad hammys once he gets out of jail then? Yep seems like the career will be over. Hope he learns a trade like tilling the soil.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
+10 for Ottoman… would that be a ‘do-plex?
June 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
@UU:
You mean the Florida Firecats aren’t in the NFL? I distinctly remember them playing the Spungoes in some Super Bowl past.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
When trying to figure out why the NFL would move the draft, like everything else, follow the money. @Pipples is probably right about the prime time slot. Also, it probably has something to do with negotiations for a new CBA.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
“So…Stallworth will be a 32 y.o. receiver, fresh out of jail with eroded skills and two bad hammys once he gets out of jail then?”
If he plays his cards right, he should be able to get a good stretch on those hamstrings every day by grabbing his ankles.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Stallworth only got 30 days. Pretty good for killing a guy. I wonder how much time he would have received if he weren’t an NFL player?
June 16th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Well we know he would’ve gotten 3 years for killing a few dogs so there you go.
Dogs > Humans
This country’s legal system has its eyes closed and its head planted firmly up its ass.
June 16th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Am I the only Pats fan who thought Stallworth wasn’t so bad? When you play between Welker and Moss, it’s tough to stand out. He didn’t get many balls but he had some spectacular YACs.
/pointless defense