What Chad said. Except, you know, without the terrorist attacks and national emergency and march to war. Rest in peace, King of Pop.
After the jump, Jackson’s Super Bowl halftime performance.
(Full disclosure: Ochocinco later recanted. I guess some people are still a little touchy about 9/11. But whatever, imagine if Bettie Page and Elvis died on the same day. As sad as the attack on Pearl Harbor, right? Hello?)
I want more like this!
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