
Dem Vikins shurr got sumpin hangin down out thur crawls, cuzza jus gissin here, but dint dey saydat dissa dedlann togitoll Brittfarr to sann dat auddograff ondat noo kontract? Well, giss wut, y’oll chum buckits. Ol’ Brittfarr ain’t did yet. So booly on dat for uh bit.
Dat ol coot Chilldriss, boy he ain’t got the since Gawd gave uh mean ol’ tick hound in the forst. He thankin he kin put Brittfarr behann dat ol’ kueball an say, “Now Brittfar, yew gotsa makeup dat ol’ gord o’yors an dessade i’yew gon play footbaw this yeer.
Ah ain’t gotsa dessade nuttin. I Brittfarr! I throofer fitty meelyin yars, throofer bout nanny meelyin tuch-dayowns, and only three innercipshuns! Mamma says I ain’t gotta kount all dem innercipshuns iffah down wantoo. En ah down wantoo!
Yer didlann ain’t sheeit, dere, Childriss, ya big ol hushpuppy. If yew gon killoll Brittfarr, yew cummon down heeuh and doo sum killin. But I’ll hunt yew lika meen ol’ smokey bayer been huntin dem fish inna stream. Cept witha big ol’ gun. I’mma git yew, Childriss. Jussa soonis yew put ol’ Brittfarr back on datdere footbaw team!
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You missed having Diana yell out “BRETT! You git yer ass here now! Dinner’s ready!”
“ah Diana, buddi jus got da crawfish traps sit!”
That was amazingly impossible to read.
brittfarr = boomhauer from king of the hill?
LOL I just punished myself by reading “Riddley Walker” a few weeks ago so unfortunately I can understand this perfectly. Well done sir!
After reading this, I had to pinch my nose to prevent my brain from leaking out. Well done.
/glad that the media will be all over the Vikings this season
//hopes JJ keep his mouth shut and Cowboys can fly under the radar
///knows #2 won’t happen
Needs more “dadgum”
Facebook needs to add “Brittfar” as a language option. Fuck that pirate shit.
Needs a ‘backwater brett’ tag so I can continue my habit of going back and re-reading all of these posts every few weeks.
/continues searching for a life
No “vikings are going 3-13″ tag? Come onnnnn
You’ve somehow came up with a way of writing in a character’s voice that confuses me more than Pacman and Emmitt Smith combined. I don’t know if I want to applaud you or karate chop you in the throat. Probably the throat thing though. Karate is awesome.
Stay off mah footbaw team ya cackamamie idjit galoot!
I will begin calling Coach Chilly a “big ol hushpuppy” from this day forward.
Fuck you, Brett Favre!
I’m from East Texas and I still have to translate the Farve posts word by word just to understand them. Well done.
Fuck me. That’s what I get for not posting a link to the first Vick picture that came up on Google. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
/tips cap to porky1
@El Bandito:
They could sign this guy.
Punter, this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this site – and that’s saying alot. Awesome.
this is like fucking mad gab. as much as I enjoy the brittfar posts, they make my head hurt.
If there is anyway that the Vikings could fuck this QB situation up anymore, please let me know.
Sorry, Byron Leftwich already signed a two-year deal with the Bucs.
/vomits in mouth a little
If there is anyway that the Vikings could fuck this QB situation up anymore, please let me know.
Bring the Sex Cannon in and make it a true competition?
JAWS! Did you ever in a million years think Brett Favre would get SHOULDER SURGERY?
@El Bandito Blancito:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4253231
If there is anyway that the Vikings could fuck this QB situation up anymore, please let me know.
God, this feels good.
Fuck you Brett Favre.
@ Otto Man
Some folk’ll never fuck their team, and then again some folk’ll like Brittfar the slackjawed yokel
Also, when Brittfar says “Vikin” I think he pronounces it “Vicodin”
Is there some way we can have Pacman, Briitarr, and Ochocinco get together and have a discussion about world events or something?
If this is going to be moderated, it needs to be done by Kendra, prize catch of hank basket.
If Brittfar signs with your team, is it acceptable to move your allegiance to another team for the year that Brittfar is there?
Is there some way we can have Pacman, Briitarr, and Ochocinco get together and have a discussion about world events or something? Moderated by PK? Or Kornheiser? Is there any way we can make this happen?
When I read these posts, the voice comes out as three parts Boomhower, one part Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel, and two parts Buffalo Bill from “Silence of the Lambs.”
Brittfar just made my head explode.
Brett Favre needs to comeback if he freakin’ wants, and everyone else needs to get off his jock.
So booly on dat for uh bit.
Did you just combine Pacman and Brittfar?
/hides from coming apocalypse
Jeez Punter, that’s just…about right.