Comments on: If Only Text Messaging Could Work, He’d Be Set

By: spongeworthy

spongeworthy — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:14:55 +0000

Slightly OT, but I’m beginning to fall into line with this Cooley-worship around here. Great stuff.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:58:30 +0000

Climb up a tree and go long spear huntin’ with Jared Allen. Don’t forget to cook up those backstraps with yo good arm.

By: make it snow

make it snow — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:46:10 +0000

You know how he spends that entire Wranglers commercial throwing shitty passes to a wide-open wannabe actor? I think if he just does that the rest of the offseason, he should be fine.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:05:07 +0000

He’s like a roach. He just won’t go away no matter what you try.

By: MightyMightyMitzu

MightyMightyMitzu — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:43:23 +0000

Someone needs to photoshop a Flag or a Crest/Sheild for Farve’s internationally-recognized independent baroncy. Farvaria? Answer the call, Freek!

By: Mr. Pilkington

Mr. Pilkington — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:29:58 +0000

No live Joe Buckkake for Favre’s announcement tonight?

By: Jebus

Jebus — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:09:22 +0000

True lunges. Lofty lunges.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:44:18 +0000

Ugh. Brett Favre fucked the Vikings when he was a Packer. Now he’ll fuck the Vikings as a Viking. The only national off-season coverage the Vikings get is about whether or not that self-absorbed drama queen will eventually do what he’s been scheming on all along. I’d rather hear more about what’s going on with the two key D-linemen named Williams and their bullshit looming suspensions.

FUCK YOU, BRETT FAVRE.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:42:58 +0000

He should write long letters to Peter King. What’s that, he can’t write? Oh, well, then he should practice lifting a loaded .45 to his temple. Maybe we’ll get lucky.

By: Cock Flashy

Cock Flashy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:42:10 +0000

Flipping PK over to spice things up a bit.