Comments on: I Think Marty B Likes Cap’n Crunch

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:33:50 +0000

Chain smokin beedies til his brain’s broken completely
Get back on his feet, work out and eat some Wheaties

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:58:34 +0000

Wake up to the the sun
What’s this craving coming over Porky-One
Need some gimme some
in a bowl
How does Pork Dogg roll
Mikey puts it on his mama
And his best ho
I got Life
Not 15-to-20
No time served
Ain’t a damn thing funny
Bout Life
Tell ya momma tell ya daddy tell ya wife
Bitch
I’m gonna take yo Life

By: JD

JD — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:35:52 +0000

I love Frosted Flakes
Esspecially after i bake
They are great when you first awake
I eat them on the lake or even when i rake
I love to bake

By: Ted Ginn's Party Planner

Ted Ginn's Party Planner — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:51:58 +0000

IT’S TIME TO GET MY NOM ON
I’MA POUR EM DOWN MY THROAT
CUZ NOTHIN DO ME BETTA THAN HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS

WHAT THERE AINT NO TASTY OATS??
I’MA POP A CAP IN YA
WELL I GUESS I GOTS TO SETTLE FOR SOME DAMN COUNT CHOCULA

/honky

By: algiers4

algiers4 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:37:42 +0000

that made me think of one of my favorite Edan songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rqVrg8JaXA

By: HipHopHead

HipHopHead — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:21:30 +0000

Perils of Thinking wins hands down, though SoS gets love for the ode to Nuthin’ but a G Thang and Grimey had the best line with the lucky charms shit (the Honey’s Nuts is a close second, TPoT).

By: Rhymes With Salmon

Rhymes With Salmon — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:29:14 +0000

Of all the words you’ve invented with the -kkake suffix, I think I like “cerealkkake” the most.

I had a similar thing happen this week, when you drink a full cup of coffee a little too fast and it shoots out the tiny travel lid opening all over your face: coffeekkake.

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:06:31 +0000

One two three and to the fo’
Snap Crackle Pop makin noises in my bowl
Ready to pour the milk on, so wake on up
(Cuz you know I’m bout to eat some up)
I’ll grab the spoon first so I can pop me some bubble
Get some toast and some butter, now you know I eat double
Aint nothin but Rice Krispies ba-by
Two bowls gon make me cra-zy
Kel-logg is the bitch that make deez
Unavailable so please don’t try to tweet me.

/owned The Chronic on cassette
//why yes, I’m a cracker…how did you know?

By: Grimey

Grimey — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:01:52 +0000

I’m expecting the “sometimes I wish I was black” tag any minute now

By: The Perils of Thinking

The Perils of Thinking — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:55:07 +0000

/proud of self for not rhyming “dicks” and “trix”