Comments on: ‘I did it! I finally won it without Shaq!’

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:27:49 +0000

fuck boston fuck orlando and fuck all you haters most of bostons titles were in the days when they had only 8 teams so suck a dick

Most of their titles were also won against the Lakers.

By: greg soriano

greg soriano — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:09:19 +0000

fuck boston fuck orlando and fuck all you haters most of bostons titles were in the days when they had only 8 teams so suck a dick

By: Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:25:41 +0000

The Kevin Garnett trade was pretty ridiculous too.

By: Crint

Crint — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:18:02 +0000

Hilarious.

By: Roggo

Roggo — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:05:18 +0000

Methinks we protesteth too much. I hate myself for just typing that.

By: Kitsune

Kitsune — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:50:31 +0000

@Ape

It’s not just Flyers and Caps fans, but Rangers fans too. They still haven’t taken off the tinfoil hats, and all 3 fanbases have proof that Crosby was behind the Grassy Knoll, and Malkin in the Book Depot.

But I wouldn’t suggest drinking their tears out of the Stanley Cup. Kris Draper’s daughter pooped in it last summer.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:57:12 +0000

“Fuck the Lakers. Fuck LA. Fuck Kobe. Fuck Phil. Fuck Derek Fisher. Fuck all of Orlando. That should cover it. I think.”

You forgot Fuck the whole NBA!

All the front desk girls in Colorado hotels better watch their ass this summer. Literally!

By: porky1

porky1 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:14:35 +0000

Laker Lover since 1974. Kobe Hater since 1998. It’s not an easy thing (kind of like the way certain Vikings fans are going feel about Favraro.)

Seriously, the verbal dick-sucking of Kobe by the ABC announcing team in the second half of Game 5 bordered on pornographic. And the Yankees are still far more hated than the Lakers because Yankee hate actually made a huge chunk of America latch onto the Red Sox bandwagon out of sheer hate (and good old fashioned frontrunning as most of them were just replacing their Yankees hats.) The Celtics didn’t get anywhere that kind of cunt-bump, probably because the Sawx “B” logo hat is such a natural douchessory.

By: yournamehere

yournamehere — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:24:04 +0000

Laker hate? This is the funniest post Bill Simmons ever wrote.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:22:59 +0000

Kobe is now the greatest rapist ever.

Just out of curiosity, what would that top ten list look like? Or do I sense this weeks commentator draft?