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I’m tired of hearing about how “great” Brett Favre. FUCK BRETT FAVRE!!!
@H.C. Prick
Artie Lange was never on SNL; you’re thinking of Mad TV…and he wasn’t funny there, either.
I remember the indicent. I was just all about telling someone to suck a dick or to go to joey bucks fav. website and you became the scapegoat. You are good people, apologies.
“I didn’t know Favre ran the Vikings offense for 16 years. In all fairness, that’s 16 more than Childress has.”
Andy Reid stole the Packers offense from the Packers… and watered it down.
Childress stole the Andy Reid offense from Reid… and shit on it.
@BDo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmqGg6Ccvw
jesus. i thought that was the most obvious reference ever.
What, not a single “Baba Booey, Baba Booey”?
@BDo: Relax, I think OOO Roy Williams was making fun of Joe Buck. You know, the whole “disgusting act” by Randy Moss thing?
Artie was funny for the first 2 minutes, but his extended sloppy coke rant quickly got old, and a bit depressing. Still, it was the only shot of life in an otherwise DOA show. Joe Buck has zero personality (unless “smugness” is considered a personality trait; see also: Craig Kilborn) and zero interview skills (otherwise, he might have been able to take back control of his own horrendous show).
I wonder if HBO will “edit” the replay. I might watch it on HBO Latino to learn some new Spanish curse words.
so let me guess, it was the HBO execs who approved The Sopranos & The Wire who approved Buck’s show? or maybe it was the HBO execs who approved Sex and the City?
other other other roy williams, why was it a disgusting act by artie? he saved that trainwreck and made an asshole that is only famous because his daddy was look like the enormous toolbag that he is. go suck a dick
Born on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple
That’s Jim Hightower’s classic line about George H.W. Bush, but use it early and often.
FIX YO TAGS
<iBorn on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple
/will almost certainly be used by me today, with a smug look on my face.
Arte Lang takes torch to Joe Buck’s career. What will Big Fake Announcer Voice/Born on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple Boy do for his next trick-actual substance?
Where do I go to get back this 70 minutes of my life?
The only good thing about this snoozefest was Lange’s hilarious appearance. He stole the show….unfortunately, he won’t be there next week to save the show!
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/2009-06-16-artie-lange-joe-buck_N.htm
That was a disgusting act by Artie Lange.
Joe Buck, don’t you ever ever change. Or get that vasectomy reversed .
/favorite KSK post ever, hands down.
//doesn’t care if it’s true or not.
btw, what’s the latest on Brandon Marshall saying he doesn’t want to play for Josh McDaniels?
Suckingcock.com go the godaddy treatment.
I recognize Favre and Buck, but who’s the third jackass?
I still don’t understand why HBO brought in a sports announcer with no discernible sense of humor, and gave hm a talk show. Joe Buck reminds me of Ed Helms at the beginning of The Hangover.
PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT!!!!!
I’m lookin’ at this ant. I think this is the ant that bit me.
Artie Lang was pretty good on Saturday Night Live from 98-06. Boat Trip was terrible though.
If Britfarr needs a quick hit of Vicodin, wouldn’t he just have to suck off Artie Lange?
We are all the Lucky Pierre for having witnessed the last 15 minutes of that show and the 10 minutes on the Internet afterwards. … Buck looked like Randy Moss mooned him or something equally horrible.
The daags like to be called “eye-ties,” Chris.
oh you mean dooogs!!!
Daags?
I wonder if Joe Buck likes daags
Looks like someone at HBO has a sense of humor.
Right after this pussy basket of a show, they’re airing “Snatch.”
I bet Bill O’Reilly is fucking pissed that a year after dishing to Greta VanSustren, Favre jilts him and goes straight to the Buckster.
Better luck next year, buddy.
By that time my Seahawks might need a quarter… oh GOD FUCK NO.
I missed it, but let me guess Buck sucked Favre dick for 10 minutes?
Backstage Artie Lange gave Brett about 20 new Vicodin hook-ups
I’m not watching the show. I win!
Ah, so THAT’S why Rudd is bailing out Buck. They were friends in high school.
Artie Lange: funny in five-second increments. He shouldn’t talk longer than that.
Artie Lange just rescued an abysmal hour. I will watch this 10 times again tomorrow, since it will be featured on pretty much every sports blog I read.
Wow. Who would’ve thought Joe Buck looked like a dickbag in high school, too?
My HBO started breaking up as soon as Artie started talking. I’m thinking it’s not a coincidence.
Artie Lange: What’s your second-favorite website, Joe? SuckingCock.com?
+ a million
Between Lange, Rudd, and Sudeikis, there MIGHT just be enough funny in the room to almost balance out Joe Buck’s unfunniness.
Thank you, Artie Lange
Oh god, don’t make me hate Paul Rudd for doing this.
Can Paul Rudd possibly save this shitfest?
Chad Johnson STUCK IT to Joe. Where’s your fuckin’ examples, douche?
Was that Bud Selig thing supposed to be funny? I didn’t mean that earlier when I said this show is a pile of crap.
It’s a FLAMING PILE OF DONKEY SHIT.
The space ghost with busta rhymes remains the funniest shit ever.
Buster? Wheres Buster?
Can he project the text onto his forehead so everyone can see it?
Hold on everyone, Joe just got a text.
IRVIN, I AM NOT ON YOUR FUCKING TEAM.
Is OCHOCINCO wearing a snow globe on his wrist?
And do they have to sit there on the couch awkwardly while they show a piece on athletes in trouble with the law? Aaaaaaaawkward.
This show is a pile of crap.
I dunno, they could have made The Smoking Gun guy look a liiiiiiittle more creepy.
Can the camera not be so close to Fleischer’s melon?
I can honestly say I’m not a violent man. But every time I see Joe Buck I want to punch him in the goddamn mouth.
Did I just see LenWhale on this smokin gun section or w/e website it is?
Wow, that’s so amazing the way people notice David Wright when he’s walking with Joe Buck and they’re being followed by a camera crew. It’s just impossible to stay incognito!
@CC: I thought I was the only one who cringed at that. Uhm, it’s not even “the Apple”. Even fucking Nebraskans know to say “The Big Apple” when they take a $120 cab ride from JFK.
STAB HIM IN THE NECK, IRVIN!
Its amazing David Wright could keep his composure with Buck giving him road head the whole time.
Buck just called New York “the Apple.” It’s the first time I’ve heard it called that since the douche-y ad guys hit on J.Lo in Out of Sight.
Taped LIVE in Smug-O-Vision HD!
Fuck Buck and fuck Brittfar.
David Wright? What is this, Scrappy White Guys On New York Teams Who Choke When It Matters Night?
ZOMG! Favre said “shit”!!!!!
HBO, you are TOO EXTREME!
No, no. You mean Magic Johnson.
We should at least be thankful that Tim McCarver isn’t his sidekick.
And by Chevy Chase, you mean Space Ghost.
I didn’t know Favre ran the Vikings offense for 16 years. In all fairness, that’s 16 more than Childress has.
I would rather watch a show hosted by Jay Leno.
And by Jay Leno, I mean Carson Daly.
And by Carson Daly, I mean Chevy Chase.
By the time this is over, my teeth will be ground as smooth as stones that have spent the last 100,000 years in raging whitewaters.
10 seconds in and I’m overwhelmed by Buck’s doucheosity.