HURRRRRR DOYYYYYYY HEE-HAW!!! Your Brett Favre on ‘Joe Buck Live’ Open Thread

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All right, people, if you’ve got HBO and you’re watching this aborted douchefetus, let us hear your thoughts.  Those without pay cable, follow along in the comments.  It’s the poor man’s live blog.

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66 Responses to “HURRRRRR DOYYYYYYY HEE-HAW!!! Your Brett Favre on ‘Joe Buck Live’ Open Thread”

  1. Captain Caveman Says:

    10 seconds in and I’m overwhelmed by Buck’s doucheosity.

  2. Captain Caveman Says:

    By the time this is over, my teeth will be ground as smooth as stones that have spent the last 100,000 years in raging whitewaters.

  3. Captain Caveman Says:

    I would rather watch a show hosted by Jay Leno.

    And by Jay Leno, I mean Carson Daly.

    And by Carson Daly, I mean Chevy Chase.

  4. Christmas Ape Says:

    I didn’t know Favre ran the Vikings offense for 16 years. In all fairness, that’s 16 more than Childress has.

  5. Christmas Ape Says:

    And by Chevy Chase, you mean Space Ghost.

  6. Happy Fun Ball Says:

    We should at least be thankful that Tim McCarver isn’t his sidekick.

  7. yuck fou Says:

    No, no. You mean Magic Johnson.

  8. Captain Caveman Says:

    ZOMG! Favre said “shit”!!!!!

    HBO, you are TOO EXTREME!

  9. Rhymes With Salmon Says:

    Taped LIVE in Smug-O-Vision HD!

    Fuck Buck and fuck Brittfar.

    David Wright? What is this, Scrappy White Guys On New York Teams Who Choke When It Matters Night?

  10. Captain Caveman Says:

    Buck just called New York “the Apple.” It’s the first time I’ve heard it called that since the douche-y ad guys hit on J.Lo in Out of Sight.

  11. Happy Fun Ball Says:

    Its amazing David Wright could keep his composure with Buck giving him road head the whole time.

  12. Christmas Ape Says:

    STAB HIM IN THE NECK, IRVIN!

  13. Rhymes With Salmon Says:

    @CC: I thought I was the only one who cringed at that. Uhm, it’s not even “the Apple”. Even fucking Nebraskans know to say “The Big Apple” when they take a $120 cab ride from JFK.

  14. Captain Caveman Says:

    Wow, that’s so amazing the way people notice David Wright when he’s walking with Joe Buck and they’re being followed by a camera crew. It’s just impossible to stay incognito!

  15. MightyMightyMitzu Says:

    Did I just see LenWhale on this smokin gun section or w/e website it is?

  16. thekingofcheap Says:

    I can honestly say I’m not a violent man. But every time I see Joe Buck I want to punch him in the goddamn mouth.

  17. Happy Fun Ball Says:

    Can the camera not be so close to Fleischer’s melon?

  18. Captain Caveman Says:

    I dunno, they could have made The Smoking Gun guy look a liiiiiiittle more creepy.

  19. Rhymes With Salmon Says:

    Is OCHOCINCO wearing a snow globe on his wrist?

    And do they have to sit there on the couch awkwardly while they show a piece on athletes in trouble with the law? Aaaaaaaawkward.

    This show is a pile of crap.

  20. Rhymes With Salmon Says:

    IRVIN, I AM NOT ON YOUR FUCKING TEAM.

  21. Christmas Ape Says:

    Hold on everyone, Joe just got a text.

  22. Happy Fun Ball Says:

    Can he project the text onto his forehead so everyone can see it?

  23. NestMinder Says:

    The space ghost with busta rhymes remains the funniest shit ever.

    Buster? Wheres Buster?

  24. Rhymes With Salmon Says:

    Was that Bud Selig thing supposed to be funny? I didn’t mean that earlier when I said this show is a pile of crap.

    It’s a FLAMING PILE OF DONKEY SHIT.

  25. Captain Caveman Says:

    Chad Johnson STUCK IT to Joe. Where’s your fuckin’ examples, douche?

  26. Happy Fun Ball Says:

    Can Paul Rudd possibly save this shitfest?

  27. Christmas Ape Says:

    Oh god, don’t make me hate Paul Rudd for doing this.

  28. Happy Fun Ball Says:

    Thank you, Artie Lange

  29. Captain Caveman Says:

    Between Lange, Rudd, and Sudeikis, there MIGHT just be enough funny in the room to almost balance out Joe Buck’s unfunniness.

  30. Captain Caveman Says:

    Artie Lange: What’s your second-favorite website, Joe? SuckingCock.com?

    + a million

  31. Rhymes With Salmon Says:

    My HBO started breaking up as soon as Artie started talking. I’m thinking it’s not a coincidence.

  32. Happy Fun Ball Says:

    Wow. Who would’ve thought Joe Buck looked like a dickbag in high school, too?

  33. Ben Says:

    Artie Lange just rescued an abysmal hour. I will watch this 10 times again tomorrow, since it will be featured on pretty much every sports blog I read.

  34. Captain Caveman Says:

    Ah, so THAT’S why Rudd is bailing out Buck. They were friends in high school.

    Artie Lange: funny in five-second increments. He shouldn’t talk longer than that.

  35. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    I’m not watching the show. I win!

  36. Grimey Says:

    Backstage Artie Lange gave Brett about 20 new Vicodin hook-ups

  37. Upstate Underdog Says:

    I missed it, but let me guess Buck sucked Favre dick for 10 minutes?

  38. JJPutzTheLotionInTheBasket Says:

    I bet Bill O’Reilly is fucking pissed that a year after dishing to Greta VanSustren, Favre jilts him and goes straight to the Buckster.

    Better luck next year, buddy.

    By that time my Seahawks might need a quarter… oh GOD FUCK NO.

  39. Otto Man Says:

    Looks like someone at HBO has a sense of humor.

    Right after this pussy basket of a show, they’re airing “Snatch.”

  40. chris - vodkacollins Says:

    I wonder if Joe Buck likes daags

  41. Andy Says:

    Daags?

  42. Andy Says:

    oh you mean dooogs!!!

  43. Otto Man Says:

    The daags like to be called “eye-ties,” Chris.

  44. DevilInLaw Says:

    We are all the Lucky Pierre for having witnessed the last 15 minutes of that show and the 10 minutes on the Internet afterwards. … Buck looked like Randy Moss mooned him or something equally horrible.

  45. devang Says:

    If Britfarr needs a quick hit of Vicodin, wouldn’t he just have to suck off Artie Lange?

  46. H.C. Prick Says:

    Artie Lang was pretty good on Saturday Night Live from 98-06. Boat Trip was terrible though.

  47. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    I’m lookin’ at this ant. I think this is the ant that bit me.

  48. J.L White Says:

    I still don’t understand why HBO brought in a sports announcer with no discernible sense of humor, and gave hm a talk show. Joe Buck reminds me of Ed Helms at the beginning of The Hangover.

    PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT!!!!!

  49. make it snow Says:

    I recognize Favre and Buck, but who’s the third jackass?

  50. Mick Says:

    Suckingcock.com go the godaddy treatment.

  51. Persiflage Says:

    btw, what’s the latest on Brandon Marshall saying he doesn’t want to play for Josh McDaniels?

  52. The Other Other Other Other Roy WIlliams Says:

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/2009-06-16-artie-lange-joe-buck_N.htm

    That was a disgusting act by Artie Lange.

    Joe Buck, don’t you ever ever change. Or get that vasectomy reversed .

    /favorite KSK post ever, hands down.
    //doesn’t care if it’s true or not.

  53. Daddyoh Says:

    The only good thing about this snoozefest was Lange’s hilarious appearance. He stole the show….unfortunately, he won’t be there next week to save the show!

  54. Bugg Says:

    Arte Lang takes torch to Joe Buck’s career. What will Big Fake Announcer Voice/Born on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple Boy do for his next trick-actual substance?

    Where do I go to get back this 70 minutes of my life?

  55. Deux-Deux-Deux Says:

    <iBorn on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple

    /will almost certainly be used by me today, with a smug look on my face.

  56. Deux-Deux-Deux Says:

    FIX YO TAGS

  57. Otto Man Says:

    Born on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple

    That’s Jim Hightower’s classic line about George H.W. Bush, but use it early and often.

  58. BDo Says:

    other other other roy williams, why was it a disgusting act by artie? he saved that trainwreck and made an asshole that is only famous because his daddy was look like the enormous toolbag that he is. go suck a dick

  59. Persiflage Says:

    so let me guess, it was the HBO execs who approved The Sopranos & The Wire who approved Buck’s show? or maybe it was the HBO execs who approved Sex and the City?

  60. HiJeffinition Says:

    @BDo: Relax, I think OOO Roy Williams was making fun of Joe Buck. You know, the whole “disgusting act” by Randy Moss thing?

    Artie was funny for the first 2 minutes, but his extended sloppy coke rant quickly got old, and a bit depressing. Still, it was the only shot of life in an otherwise DOA show. Joe Buck has zero personality (unless “smugness” is considered a personality trait; see also: Craig Kilborn) and zero interview skills (otherwise, he might have been able to take back control of his own horrendous show).

    I wonder if HBO will “edit” the replay. I might watch it on HBO Latino to learn some new Spanish curse words.

  61. claude balls Says:

    What, not a single “Baba Booey, Baba Booey”?

  62. The Other Other Other Other Roy WIlliams Says:

    @BDo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmqGg6Ccvw

    jesus. i thought that was the most obvious reference ever.

  63. DeSean's TD Fake Says:

    “I didn’t know Favre ran the Vikings offense for 16 years. In all fairness, that’s 16 more than Childress has.”

    Andy Reid stole the Packers offense from the Packers… and watered it down.

    Childress stole the Andy Reid offense from Reid… and shit on it.

  64. BDo Says:

    I remember the indicent. I was just all about telling someone to suck a dick or to go to joey bucks fav. website and you became the scapegoat. You are good people, apologies.

  65. JoeBuck@SuckingCock.com Says:

    @H.C. Prick

    Artie Lange was never on SNL; you’re thinking of Mad TV…and he wasn’t funny there, either.

  66. chris Says:

    I’m tired of hearing about how “great” Brett Favre. FUCK BRETT FAVRE!!!

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