HURRRRRR DOYYYYYYY HEE-HAW!!! Your Brett Favre on ‘Joe Buck Live’ Open Thread
All right, people, if you’ve got HBO and you’re watching this aborted douchefetus, let us hear your thoughts. Those without pay cable, follow along in the comments. It’s the poor man’s live blog.
Tags: Brett Favre, FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE, Joe Buck's shameless display, open threads
June 15th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
10 seconds in and I’m overwhelmed by Buck’s doucheosity.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
By the time this is over, my teeth will be ground as smooth as stones that have spent the last 100,000 years in raging whitewaters.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I would rather watch a show hosted by Jay Leno.
And by Jay Leno, I mean Carson Daly.
And by Carson Daly, I mean Chevy Chase.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I didn’t know Favre ran the Vikings offense for 16 years. In all fairness, that’s 16 more than Childress has.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
And by Chevy Chase, you mean Space Ghost.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
We should at least be thankful that Tim McCarver isn’t his sidekick.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
No, no. You mean Magic Johnson.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
ZOMG! Favre said “shit”!!!!!
HBO, you are TOO EXTREME!
June 15th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Taped LIVE in Smug-O-Vision HD!
Fuck Buck and fuck Brittfar.
David Wright? What is this, Scrappy White Guys On New York Teams Who Choke When It Matters Night?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Buck just called New York “the Apple.” It’s the first time I’ve heard it called that since the douche-y ad guys hit on J.Lo in Out of Sight.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Its amazing David Wright could keep his composure with Buck giving him road head the whole time.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
STAB HIM IN THE NECK, IRVIN!
June 15th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
@CC: I thought I was the only one who cringed at that. Uhm, it’s not even “the Apple”. Even fucking Nebraskans know to say “The Big Apple” when they take a $120 cab ride from JFK.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Wow, that’s so amazing the way people notice David Wright when he’s walking with Joe Buck and they’re being followed by a camera crew. It’s just impossible to stay incognito!
June 15th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Did I just see LenWhale on this smokin gun section or w/e website it is?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I can honestly say I’m not a violent man. But every time I see Joe Buck I want to punch him in the goddamn mouth.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Can the camera not be so close to Fleischer’s melon?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I dunno, they could have made The Smoking Gun guy look a liiiiiiittle more creepy.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Is OCHOCINCO wearing a snow globe on his wrist?
And do they have to sit there on the couch awkwardly while they show a piece on athletes in trouble with the law? Aaaaaaaawkward.
This show is a pile of crap.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
IRVIN, I AM NOT ON YOUR FUCKING TEAM.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Hold on everyone, Joe just got a text.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Can he project the text onto his forehead so everyone can see it?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
The space ghost with busta rhymes remains the funniest shit ever.
Buster? Wheres Buster?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Was that Bud Selig thing supposed to be funny? I didn’t mean that earlier when I said this show is a pile of crap.
It’s a FLAMING PILE OF DONKEY SHIT.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Chad Johnson STUCK IT to Joe. Where’s your fuckin’ examples, douche?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Can Paul Rudd possibly save this shitfest?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Oh god, don’t make me hate Paul Rudd for doing this.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Thank you, Artie Lange
June 15th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Between Lange, Rudd, and Sudeikis, there MIGHT just be enough funny in the room to almost balance out Joe Buck’s unfunniness.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Artie Lange: What’s your second-favorite website, Joe? SuckingCock.com?
+ a million
June 15th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
My HBO started breaking up as soon as Artie started talking. I’m thinking it’s not a coincidence.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Wow. Who would’ve thought Joe Buck looked like a dickbag in high school, too?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Artie Lange just rescued an abysmal hour. I will watch this 10 times again tomorrow, since it will be featured on pretty much every sports blog I read.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Ah, so THAT’S why Rudd is bailing out Buck. They were friends in high school.
Artie Lange: funny in five-second increments. He shouldn’t talk longer than that.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I’m not watching the show. I win!
June 15th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Backstage Artie Lange gave Brett about 20 new Vicodin hook-ups
June 15th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I missed it, but let me guess Buck sucked Favre dick for 10 minutes?
June 15th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I bet Bill O’Reilly is fucking pissed that a year after dishing to Greta VanSustren, Favre jilts him and goes straight to the Buckster.
Better luck next year, buddy.
By that time my Seahawks might need a quarter… oh GOD FUCK NO.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Looks like someone at HBO has a sense of humor.
Right after this pussy basket of a show, they’re airing “Snatch.”
June 15th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I wonder if Joe Buck likes daags
June 15th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Daags?
June 15th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
oh you mean dooogs!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
The daags like to be called “eye-ties,” Chris.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
We are all the Lucky Pierre for having witnessed the last 15 minutes of that show and the 10 minutes on the Internet afterwards. … Buck looked like Randy Moss mooned him or something equally horrible.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
If Britfarr needs a quick hit of Vicodin, wouldn’t he just have to suck off Artie Lange?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Artie Lang was pretty good on Saturday Night Live from 98-06. Boat Trip was terrible though.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I’m lookin’ at this ant. I think this is the ant that bit me.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I still don’t understand why HBO brought in a sports announcer with no discernible sense of humor, and gave hm a talk show. Joe Buck reminds me of Ed Helms at the beginning of The Hangover.
PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT!!!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 2:38 am
I recognize Favre and Buck, but who’s the third jackass?
June 16th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Suckingcock.com go the godaddy treatment.
June 16th, 2009 at 3:53 am
btw, what’s the latest on Brandon Marshall saying he doesn’t want to play for Josh McDaniels?
June 16th, 2009 at 4:35 am
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/2009-06-16-artie-lange-joe-buck_N.htm
That was a disgusting act by Artie Lange.
Joe Buck, don’t you ever ever change. Or get that vasectomy reversed .
/favorite KSK post ever, hands down.
//doesn’t care if it’s true or not.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:09 am
The only good thing about this snoozefest was Lange’s hilarious appearance. He stole the show….unfortunately, he won’t be there next week to save the show!
June 16th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Arte Lang takes torch to Joe Buck’s career. What will Big Fake Announcer Voice/Born on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple Boy do for his next trick-actual substance?
Where do I go to get back this 70 minutes of my life?
June 16th, 2009 at 10:14 am
<iBorn on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple
/will almost certainly be used by me today, with a smug look on my face.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:15 am
FIX YO TAGS
June 16th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Born on 3rd Base and Thinks he Hit a Triple
That’s Jim Hightower’s classic line about George H.W. Bush, but use it early and often.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:46 am
other other other roy williams, why was it a disgusting act by artie? he saved that trainwreck and made an asshole that is only famous because his daddy was look like the enormous toolbag that he is. go suck a dick
June 16th, 2009 at 11:13 am
so let me guess, it was the HBO execs who approved The Sopranos & The Wire who approved Buck’s show? or maybe it was the HBO execs who approved Sex and the City?
June 16th, 2009 at 11:52 am
@BDo: Relax, I think OOO Roy Williams was making fun of Joe Buck. You know, the whole “disgusting act” by Randy Moss thing?
Artie was funny for the first 2 minutes, but his extended sloppy coke rant quickly got old, and a bit depressing. Still, it was the only shot of life in an otherwise DOA show. Joe Buck has zero personality (unless “smugness” is considered a personality trait; see also: Craig Kilborn) and zero interview skills (otherwise, he might have been able to take back control of his own horrendous show).
I wonder if HBO will “edit” the replay. I might watch it on HBO Latino to learn some new Spanish curse words.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
What, not a single “Baba Booey, Baba Booey”?
June 16th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@BDo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmqGg6Ccvw
jesus. i thought that was the most obvious reference ever.
June 16th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
“I didn’t know Favre ran the Vikings offense for 16 years. In all fairness, that’s 16 more than Childress has.”
Andy Reid stole the Packers offense from the Packers… and watered it down.
Childress stole the Andy Reid offense from Reid… and shit on it.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I remember the indicent. I was just all about telling someone to suck a dick or to go to joey bucks fav. website and you became the scapegoat. You are good people, apologies.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:46 am
@H.C. Prick
Artie Lange was never on SNL; you’re thinking of Mad TV…and he wasn’t funny there, either.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I’m tired of hearing about how “great” Brett Favre. FUCK BRETT FAVRE!!!