Comments on: Hi! Billy Mays Here For The St. Louis Rams, The Portable Pro Football Team!

By: Charles

Charles — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:52:17 +0000

pretty crazy. Makes you wonder who will be next. I’ve grown to like Billy over the last few months.

By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:53:23 +0000

The Rams need to move to fuckin Reno. That way, they can tell Vegas and LA to suck a shitdick.

By: terry douglas

terry douglas — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:47:22 +0000

I love the part about Shuan Alexander. That's some funny shit. Check out http://www.thegridironpalace.com/forums

By: bob smith

bob smith — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:19:28 +0000

HAHHAHA! That’s great

By: Omar

Omar — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:40:32 +0000

Oh, oh, oh…

I want the Rams in Monterrey!

/search for 1 billion USD in pocket, finds moths…

crap

By: Slash

Slash — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:38:32 +0000

RE Mo Charlo Says:
“1. I don’t want the stadium to have corporate whoring attached to the name
2. Don’t worry about the metroplex. We’re rich.”

JJ assures us they’ll get a naming rights deal when the economy turns around. As for the metroplex, I guess we’re doing better than a lot of places, I wasn’t too worried about it. Certainly not worried about the prospect of JJ losing money. I haven’t heard lately how much luxury suites are going for or how many have sold. Go Google… from a Star-Telegram story in March: “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said recently that 273 of the approximately 300 suites had been sold. The prices range from $100,000 to $500,000 a year, which includes tickets and parking but not food or drinks.”

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:13:36 +0000

1. I don’t want the stadium to have corporate whoring attached to the name

2. Don’t worry about the metroplex. We’re rich.

By: Slash

Slash — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:56:30 +0000

RE Mo Charlo Says:
“Dallas didn’t have the available property support the massive seat of God. Arlington was the only place with area available/no zoning laws.”

Or, you know, it could be about money (from WFAA.com in 2008): “With interest on the construction bonds, Arlington taxpayers will shell out closer to $650 million, instead of $325 million…. According to the fine print, Jones’ share of the costs of the Cowboys complex will come from a 10 percent ticket tax and a $3 parking tax, city tax dollars handed over to Jones to help him pay his share of the billion dollar stadium costs.”

They haven’t found anyone willing/able to shell out for naming rights yet, and I don’t know how the luxury suites are selling. Last I heard, not too well. So, so sad.

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:49:59 +0000

But does it top Vince the ShamWow douche telling America to “love his nuts”? I don’t think so.

By: mini dagger

mini dagger — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:48:33 +0000

Chip and Lucia, we’ve got the numbers back from the test markets, and the early results are… not good.