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	<title>Comments on: FUTURE NEWS: Romo and Simpson Lost At Sea, Presumed Dead</title>
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		<title>By: Ibeaux</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/future-news-romo-and-simpson-lost-at-sea-presumed-dead.html/comment-page-1#comment-129470</link>
		<dc:creator>Ibeaux</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hell, this probably won&#039;t make the top 100 most offensive KSK posts for June.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hell, this probably won&#8217;t make the top 100 most offensive KSK posts for June.</p>
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		<title>By: bob smith</title>
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		<dc:creator>bob smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol, funny, but we shouldn&#039;t be joking around about deaths.

Check out http://www.thegridironpalace.com/forums</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, funny, but we shouldn&#8217;t be joking around about deaths.</p>
<p>Check out <a href="http://www.thegridironpalace.com/forums" rel="nofollow">http://www.thegridironpalace.com/forums</a></p>
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		<title>By: BigRicks</title>
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		<dc:creator>BigRicks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The problem with this post isn&#039;t the timing, it&#039;s the lack of funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The problem with this post isn&#8217;t the timing, it&#8217;s the lack of funny.</p>
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		<title>By: Ciarannh</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/future-news-romo-and-simpson-lost-at-sea-presumed-dead.html/comment-page-1#comment-129371</link>
		<dc:creator>Ciarannh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Cooper
Maybe your right, but don&#039;t call them chicken....nobody calls them chicken
@ Tech N9ne, Rocco and Westbrook
Weed-ravaged minds dedicated to television and mindlessly trolling the internet think alike</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Cooper<br />
Maybe your right, but don&#8217;t call them chicken&#8230;.nobody calls them chicken<br />
@ Tech N9ne, Rocco and Westbrook<br />
Weed-ravaged minds dedicated to television and mindlessly trolling the internet think alike</p>
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		<title>By: Pubic Enemy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/future-news-romo-and-simpson-lost-at-sea-presumed-dead.html/comment-page-1#comment-129369</link>
		<dc:creator>Pubic Enemy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>UM:  I&#039;m terribly upset and offended by this post.  There is no way Jessica Simpson could fit on a 25-foot Wakesetter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UM:  I&#8217;m terribly upset and offended by this post.  There is no way Jessica Simpson could fit on a 25-foot Wakesetter.</p>
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		<title>By: Nate Newon's Van</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nate Newon's Van</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tony dies but so does Jessica? I think I speak for all Cowboy fans when i say, &quot;Okay, I guess&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tony dies but so does Jessica? I think I speak for all Cowboy fans when i say, &#8220;Okay, I guess&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: That'samare</title>
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		<dc:creator>That'samare</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apparently, when Jessica told Romo--who was driving-- that this boat was the Lombardi trophy of boats, Romo&#039;s hands got all sweaty and could no longer hold on to the steering wheel. They crashed into a rock and Jessica Simpson ate Romo after an hour. Her excuse, she needed food to survive until her next feed. . . 10 minutes later</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, when Jessica told Romo&#8211;who was driving&#8211; that this boat was the Lombardi trophy of boats, Romo&#8217;s hands got all sweaty and could no longer hold on to the steering wheel. They crashed into a rock and Jessica Simpson ate Romo after an hour. Her excuse, she needed food to survive until her next feed. . . 10 minutes later</p>
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		<title>By: Rob in WI</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob in WI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@UM

fuck the fuckers who were offended or thought it was in bad taste. this wouldnt even make the KSK top 100 in bad taste.

fucking PC assholes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@UM</p>
<p>fuck the fuckers who were offended or thought it was in bad taste. this wouldnt even make the KSK top 100 in bad taste.</p>
<p>fucking PC assholes</p>
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		<title>By: Spatula</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spatula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can&#039;t Jessica&#039;s silicone enhanced boobs be used as flotation devices?  They might still be alive.  We should keep searching.

/or not</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can&#8217;t Jessica&#8217;s silicone enhanced boobs be used as flotation devices?  They might still be alive.  We should keep searching.</p>
<p>/or not</p>
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		<title>By: Moof!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Moof!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the fuck is this shit? KSK Lite? Some kind of Gay Mafia you guys are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the fuck is this shit? KSK Lite? Some kind of Gay Mafia you guys are.</p>
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