Comments on: Doritos As a Sexual Aid, STD’s, and Keeper Quandaries: Your KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Advice Mailbag

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:18:33 +0000

Late but listen up..

Dogs hate black people. Its a natural thing. My dog, white, will follow any black visitors in my house with a fervent urgency. I’m not saying the dog is right, but by percentages, its correct. So the un-white woman is simply feeling targeted by the dog. which is probably true. Just simple science and just lock the dog out the room when you make whoopie.

By: Late Responder

Late Responder — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:03:35 +0000

He wouldn’t get his ass beat because he slept with a soldier’s girl. He would get his ass beat because he knew the soldier was overseas fighting for his country and slept with her. The action disrespects all soldiers, their commitment and the country and it is that disrespect which deserves the beating.

By: shrmpnt

shrmpnt — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:15:49 +0000

dog guy: apparently you are the only reader of this website who has ever met black people. for those of you that haven’t, newsflash: (generally speaking) black people don’t think of pets the same way white people do. not a big deal, just a cultural thing.

By: Slash

Slash — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:11:10 +0000

RE Going to Bang a Soliders Wife Says:
“All this talk from all these tough guys…..i am going to try to find a soliders wife this weekend and degrade her…”

Yeah, I love how many dudes think the way to deal with a woman they think is a bitch/whore is to try to hate fuck her (or fantasize about hate fucking her). I guess just saying “adios” and never looking back is too easy.

By: Going to Bang a Soliders Wife

Going to Bang a Soliders Wife — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:11:53 +0000

All this talk from all these tough guys…..i am going to try to find a soliders wife this weekend and degrade her…

By: dave k

dave k — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:11:40 +0000

@Billy from Bengal Country: First of all you’ve wanted the girl for 7 years and she just stayed friends with you, and now you got a girl and she wants you.

I say Go for it. You’ve wanted the bitch for 7 years, now you got a shot. You have to take it. And make it rough and mean spirited. All the aggression of her being too good for you until her man goes to Iraq and you got someone.

Step 1) Break up with your religious girl because you aren’t the right guy for her. And you don’t want to put her in a position where she has to choose between you and her beliefs, because either you will be unhappy or she will regret it, not a good situation at all.

Step 2) Start writing a letter to the guy in Iraq and tell him the deal with his girl include the pictures bitch sent you.

Step 3) Fuck the dogshit out of his bitch girlfriend, taking out all the aggravation and frustration she has put you through the last 7 years.

Step 4) Put her naked pics on ex gf sites.

Fuck girls that use people.

And I’m totally not saying this from being used by bitchy girls all my life… time to hit the vodka.

By: Bogey Golf is my Wet Dream

Bogey Golf is my Wet Dream — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:33:50 +0000

@ Billy from Bengal Country: What everyone else said. You really need to tell her to knock that shit off and steer clear thereafter. A friend of my family has two children with his wife, one that’s his and one that isn’t that was conceived while he was active overseas. He was put on suicide watch while serving because the bitch told him about it over the fucking phone. Women who cheat (or try to, as in your case) are nasty animals, my friend. From a former Bengal Countrian to a current one: Tell her to knock it off, then commence watching your ass.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:42:36 +0000

@NMC: dog lover? really, i couldn’t have guessed from your strong wording.

doritos? that seems like a uti waiting to happen, but i would go with cooler ranch. might make for a nice sensation.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:20:07 +0000

sorry for long post.

/Happy happy vacation time

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:13:41 +0000

Hey alluh yez. Commencing with the drunken wisdom.

Pillow talk guy: If you want to talk to her talk. If you don’t just make happy contented sounds. “Mmm” works right before you fall asleep. The bigger question here is, it sounds like she wants to talk to you and maybe you don’t want to talk to her. Is that a question? Anyway. If she feels open and able to speak, she is content with you. If you don’t feel like talking back? Think about it.

Myspace Guy: Never whack it at work. Repeat after me…

Lesbian get together: I don’t know what to tell you. Don’t have enough case history. My only reference is I had a girlfriend who turned into a lesbian after she left me. I’m still confused. Part of me thinks she can’t ever attain the male to female pleasure that she attained with me. The other part says maybe I fucked up her head. The latter may be the case.

Jeremy one: Just have fun, son. Enjoy the boost of the ego and don’t try too hard. Yes, losing a lot of weight is a big ego boost. Big. Set realistic expectations. Once you get past the first one or two, the confidence follows. You will do fine.

Friend whose husband is in Iraq guy: Don’t. I will send you a link of the best tits on the planet. If you can spell google you can probably get there on your own. Touchy subject. I have twin nephews who were in Iraq at the same time. When they got home, guess what? Both of their others had cheated on them. Nice! Stay with the religious girl. For an evaluation period. I’ve been watching too much of the NBA draft tonight but here goes. I would rather choose a girl who can contribute immediately off the bench rather than try to develop a “raw” talent. It can pay off in the long run but you are committing a significant portion of your salary cap to a person who never may make an all-star team.

STD When: Right before sexy time. I don’t mean after you rolled on the condom. I mean after the first passionate kiss. She needs to know. Good luck.

Dog owner white guy: How long have you owned the pooch? Nah screw that. I am a proud (former) cat owner. Yes a cat. She was 18 when she died a couple of months ago. I have few hard and fast rules when I start dating a new girl. First is If you can’t get along with my 2 daughters, nice meeting you. drive home safe. The second is, if you don’t like my pet, maybe we can meet at your house. The 3rd and most important is..don’t count my beers. Damn. Have you ever had a woman that said “That’s your 5th beer. Who’s driving home?” It’s something like that.

Finally, Doritos? I thought we already ruled in favor of nacho cheese sauce.

/See you guys in a couple of weeks