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	<title>Comments on: Doritos As a Sexual Aid, STD&#8217;s, and Keeper Quandaries: Your KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Advice Mailbag</title>
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		<title>By: http://wwwstitchfactory.co.uk</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder how many people realise that leather isn&#039;t just from a cow. Many animals from sheep, goat and pig have their skins turned into leather bags and other clothing too! We love leather bags.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder how many people realise that leather isn&#8217;t just from a cow. Many animals from sheep, goat and pig have their skins turned into leather bags and other clothing too! We love leather bags.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Late but listen up..

Dogs hate black people. Its a natural thing. My dog, white, will follow any black visitors in my house with a fervent urgency. I&#039;m not saying the dog is right, but by percentages, its correct. So the un-white woman is simply feeling targeted by the dog. which is probably true. Just simple science and just lock the dog out the room when you make whoopie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Late but listen up..</p>
<p>Dogs hate black people. Its a natural thing. My dog, white, will follow any black visitors in my house with a fervent urgency. I&#8217;m not saying the dog is right, but by percentages, its correct. So the un-white woman is simply feeling targeted by the dog. which is probably true. Just simple science and just lock the dog out the room when you make whoopie.</p>
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		<title>By: Late Responder</title>
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		<dc:creator>Late Responder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He wouldn&#039;t get his ass beat because he slept with a soldier&#039;s girl.  He would get his ass beat because he knew the soldier was overseas fighting for his country and slept with her.  The action disrespects all soldiers, their commitment and the country and it is that disrespect which deserves the beating.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He wouldn&#8217;t get his ass beat because he slept with a soldier&#8217;s girl.  He would get his ass beat because he knew the soldier was overseas fighting for his country and slept with her.  The action disrespects all soldiers, their commitment and the country and it is that disrespect which deserves the beating.</p>
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		<title>By: shrmpnt</title>
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		<dc:creator>shrmpnt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dog guy:  apparently you are the only reader of this website who has ever met black people.  for those of you that haven&#039;t, newsflash: (generally speaking) black people don&#039;t think of pets the same way white people do.  not a big deal, just a cultural thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dog guy:  apparently you are the only reader of this website who has ever met black people.  for those of you that haven&#8217;t, newsflash: (generally speaking) black people don&#8217;t think of pets the same way white people do.  not a big deal, just a cultural thing.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RE Going to Bang a Soliders Wife Says: 
&quot;All this talk from all these tough guys…..i am going to try to find a soliders wife this weekend and degrade her…&quot;

Yeah, I love how many dudes think the way to deal with a woman they think is a bitch/whore is to try to hate fuck her (or fantasize about hate fucking her). I guess just saying &quot;adios&quot; and never looking back is too easy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RE Going to Bang a Soliders Wife Says:<br />
&#8220;All this talk from all these tough guys…..i am going to try to find a soliders wife this weekend and degrade her…&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah, I love how many dudes think the way to deal with a woman they think is a bitch/whore is to try to hate fuck her (or fantasize about hate fucking her). I guess just saying &#8220;adios&#8221; and never looking back is too easy.</p>
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		<title>By: Going to Bang a Soliders Wife</title>
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		<dc:creator>Going to Bang a Soliders Wife</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All this talk from all these tough guys.....i am going to try to find a soliders wife this weekend and degrade her...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All this talk from all these tough guys&#8230;..i am going to try to find a soliders wife this weekend and degrade her&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: dave k</title>
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		<dc:creator>dave k</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Billy from Bengal Country: First of all you&#039;ve wanted the girl for 7 years and she just stayed friends with you, and now you got a girl and she wants you.

I say Go for it. You&#039;ve wanted the bitch for 7 years, now you got a shot. You have to take it. And make it rough and mean spirited. All the aggression of her being too good for you until her man goes to Iraq and you got someone. 

Step 1) Break up with your religious girl because you aren&#039;t the right guy for her. And you don&#039;t want to put her in a position where she has to choose between you and her beliefs, because either you will be unhappy or she will regret it, not a good situation at all. 

Step 2) Start writing a letter to the guy in Iraq and tell him the deal with his girl include the pictures bitch sent you. 

Step 3) Fuck the dogshit out of his bitch girlfriend, taking out all the aggravation and frustration she has put you through the last 7 years. 

Step 4) Put her naked pics on ex gf sites.

Fuck girls that use people. 

And I&#039;m totally not saying this from being used by bitchy girls all my life... time to hit the vodka.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Billy from Bengal Country: First of all you&#8217;ve wanted the girl for 7 years and she just stayed friends with you, and now you got a girl and she wants you.</p>
<p>I say Go for it. You&#8217;ve wanted the bitch for 7 years, now you got a shot. You have to take it. And make it rough and mean spirited. All the aggression of her being too good for you until her man goes to Iraq and you got someone. </p>
<p>Step 1) Break up with your religious girl because you aren&#8217;t the right guy for her. And you don&#8217;t want to put her in a position where she has to choose between you and her beliefs, because either you will be unhappy or she will regret it, not a good situation at all. </p>
<p>Step 2) Start writing a letter to the guy in Iraq and tell him the deal with his girl include the pictures bitch sent you. </p>
<p>Step 3) Fuck the dogshit out of his bitch girlfriend, taking out all the aggravation and frustration she has put you through the last 7 years. </p>
<p>Step 4) Put her naked pics on ex gf sites.</p>
<p>Fuck girls that use people. </p>
<p>And I&#8217;m totally not saying this from being used by bitchy girls all my life&#8230; time to hit the vodka.</p>
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		<title>By: Bogey Golf is my Wet Dream</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bogey Golf is my Wet Dream</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Billy from Bengal Country:  What everyone else said.  You really need to tell her to knock that shit off and steer clear thereafter.  A friend of my family has two children with his wife, one that&#039;s his and one that isn&#039;t that was conceived while he was active overseas.  He was put on suicide watch while serving because the bitch told him about it over the fucking phone.  Women who cheat (or try to, as in your case) are nasty animals, my friend.  From a former Bengal Countrian to a current one:  Tell her to knock it off, then commence watching your ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Billy from Bengal Country:  What everyone else said.  You really need to tell her to knock that shit off and steer clear thereafter.  A friend of my family has two children with his wife, one that&#8217;s his and one that isn&#8217;t that was conceived while he was active overseas.  He was put on suicide watch while serving because the bitch told him about it over the fucking phone.  Women who cheat (or try to, as in your case) are nasty animals, my friend.  From a former Bengal Countrian to a current one:  Tell her to knock it off, then commence watching your ass.</p>
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@NMC: dog lover? really, i couldn&#039;t have guessed from your strong wording.

doritos? that seems like a uti waiting to happen, but i would go with cooler ranch. might make for a nice sensation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@NMC: dog lover? really, i couldn&#8217;t have guessed from your strong wording.</p>
<p>doritos? that seems like a uti waiting to happen, but i would go with cooler ranch. might make for a nice sensation.</p>
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		<title>By: yeah, right?</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeah, right?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sorry for long post.

/Happy happy vacation time</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sorry for long post.</p>
<p>/Happy happy vacation time</p>
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