Comments on: “Don’t Worry, It’s Not a Threat to You” Outshined by Dildos, a Loophole in the Bro Code and a Butt Secks Dissenter: The KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag

By: Rick @ St Gaudens Gold Coins

Rick @ St Gaudens Gold Coins — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 02:07:09 +0000

Thanks for posting, I

By: I Run Like Dennis Dixon

I Run Like Dennis Dixon — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:59:49 +0000

@ Guy with crazy girl: It is no doubt that she is crazy, however your situation springs off two different scenarios.

1) She is freaky sex-crazy or 2) She is crazy over you and wants to hook you in by promising these things.

In the end, since your at least 30 minutes away, ride this shit out as long as possible.

@ Kevin: Clearly, “Bro Code” is thrown out the window here. True you have been friends with this person for a long time but if he cannot tell that girl is not into him and she clearly stated that she is not, it’s not your fault.

You could technically have her tell him and your almost off the hook since he’ll blame her instead of you.

@ Intern Guy: Clearly there is no issue since your an intern and even if you do get a job, worst case scenario is that you would probably fill out a stupid form if you become an “item.”

In the terms of the girl who will drive an hour for meaningless sex: The Problem is what, exactly?

In terms of your ex-girlfriend: RUN THE HELL AWAY, What is with dudes and sex with the ex, only bad things can happen from that ish.

In conclusion, stop looking for a relationship and enjoy yourself.

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:17:02 +0000

You know, growing up in Jersey, most people are fans of the Giants or Jets. My father played football in Europe (read soccer) and when he came over, wasn’t much into the NFL. I had no football legacy to inherit. However, growing up, I used to watch and admire certain players, like Jerome Bettis. Eventually, it turned into die hard fandom. Fuck the closer teams and their players (I’m looking at you Eli, McNabb, and Johnny Damon, er Mark Sanchez).

Anyway, my point is this- I just don’t get all you fags who cry bandwagon/homer/your fans suck/whatever. In grade school, I remember being called a frontrunner because I cheered the Steelers… by a Cowboys fan. That’s right, fucking Dallas fans in fucking NJ calling ME a frontrunner. Sports idiocy abounds everywhere.

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:09:02 +0000

Oh, and G0 STEELERS!

Thank you and goodnight.

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:07:45 +0000

@ Kevin

I agree with Needs More Cheerleaders- guys could never date a girl because odd are, at some point one of your friends DID like her. I dated one of my fraternity brother’s exes for a bit, and the girl just started working in my office. Other guys here are sniffing around, and you know what? Good for them. I would be totally douche for me to come along now and say to them, you can’t date, I used to in college…

Seriously, that guy just needs to sit down with his friend first and let him know the deal. I can tell you from experience, its worked.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:59:49 +0000

Ufford takes my “whitest non-albino man in the universe” title. Go outside, dude or wallow in some coffee grounds. Holy shit, you look transparent.

By: BigRedEd

BigRedEd — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:40:00 +0000

@Thankfully not from Detroit

Based on both your sex (should I feel guilty for mindless sex?) and football (I quit on my team, what should I do?) questions, the answer is obvious…You’re gay and the sooner you admit it, the sooner both of those problems go away.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:13:41 +0000

I rarely come across Steelers fans. I’m always bumping into douchey Boston bandwagon fans. Steeler fans have a lot of catching up to do.

By: Statutory Grape

Statutory Grape — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:42:39 +0000

When I was in high school I was in a production of Oklahoma (insert gay joke here). It’s cool, cuz I was the lead. Anyway, the costumer pulled all these gay fucking dress-up cowboy shirts out of the woodwork and put fringe on the sleeve, and we wore them for the dream sequence. I hated those damn shirts. And I SHIT YOU NOT, the shirt I wore was the EXACT SHIRT UFFORD HAS ON in that picture. From the flowers below either shoulder to the mother of pearl snap buttons on both breast pockets, the color, it’s the same shirt.

And YOU’RE WEARING IT. You’re wearing a gay cowboy’s dream sequence shirt. I bet if that picture was from a slightly wider angle, we could see the fringe too.

The end.

By: LucasVonOelhoffen

LucasVonOelhoffen — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:15:40 +0000

Birthday boy: Ask for some asshole licking while she jerks you off.

Small dick guy: Huge difference between limp dicks and hard dicks. Mine is like a frightened turtle most of the time but is slightly above average when hard. Odds are you’re probably not as far behind as you think. I heard once that the smaller your dick is when limp the more it stretches out when hard. Not sure if that’s true.

Plus, any size works if you know how to use it. My current has a few toys but prefers a real, live penis any day and twice on Sundays.

On the rag = No problems. Just scrub up afterward.