“Dats All Fact”
06.26.09I’m the most sensitive person in the world to people hating on my team, but I can’t resist this deranged video comparing the Steelers unfavorably to the New York Yanks football team. If you say you haven’t heard of the Yanks, you’ve clearly been sleeping, because according to this video, they practice on a tropical atoll and have won 12 Super Bowls compared to the Steelers’ paltry three. Not only that, but the Yanks have a much more macho dead celebrity trainer and a thugged out Ben Franklin on their logo. Hate to say it, but: advantage Yanks.
Tip of the hat to PSAMP for digging up this honey mustard sauce-dipped nugget of concentrated insanity.
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I’ll take “People that I want to gut with a rusty melon baller” for $1000, Alex.
Sorry, this is tasteless and worse, not funny. I won’t be coming back to this site.
@ Captain
I’m not so sure. The tone and structure of the comments are different. We may have an Internet rarity here, two idiots on the same thread.
Paul Davis and Joe Spencer are the same loser.
I must have missed it when concentration camps became a source of humor. Just took this shit hole site off my favorites lis and added to the Fuck them, they suck list.
Speaking of which, in the bottom row, 3rd guy from the right is wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates cap. THERE’S A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST!
I’m just confused as to why the Yanks are wearing Nationals caps. Anybody?
See, I can post my real name, too!
Now, I don’t understand if Mr. Davis here is calling Xmas Ape the missing link, or acting like he has some kind of in with Ape where he can make the kind of lame joke that is always followed by a good elbowing in the ribs.
Clarification?
/dick joke
Darwin jokes. The pinnacle of wit.
Paul Davis, really courageous of you to use your full name and all, really speaks to your obviously enormous manhood, but see, nobody knows who you are, so nobody really cares whether you use your real name. Now, start posting some credit card numbers and your social, I know some people who’d be interested.
Also, pinhead? Will you start calling people ‘squares’ next?
Watch out now, Paul Davis put his name in the comments! Oh man, what a huge set that guy must have to put his name by a comment on a dick joke blog! Now we all know who he is and where he lives, so its on! Not like Xmas Ape, who the fuck could that possibly be?
Oh, and this video was a total mind rape. Whoever made it should be captured, sterilized, and studied by top scientists in order to gauge the deepest depths of human insanity.
To Christmas Ape, My God, I think we just found the missing link. Darwin must be spinning in his grave.
To Boston Wahoo, That was your brains you just threw up on your shoes, you Moron. And who the fuck are you pinhead? At least I had the guts to put my name to my comments.
Just throwing this out there, but, wouldn’t having Michael Jackson be a better trainer, or “whatever they’re called” be better than having Biggie? One could make you dance and moonwalk your way into shape, while the other would make you eat at BK 24/7.
I hate the Steelers, but, if you were to create a team named All About the Benjamin’s, and used Rothlesburger’s face instead of Franklin’s in that photoshopped pic, you’d have one badass Fantasy Football logo.
@LaFarve: Seersucker breathes well.
Well at least now I realize why the Steelers’ offensive line wasn’t very good.
@Slothrop – Email me from hell. Let me know what I should bring for clothes.
“steelers doesn’t have a stadium”
Who could argue with such a powerful intellect?
As per YW’sL…
Right. That’s NOT sexy. I want SEXY.
Please.
I thought it was sexy friday…
Uhhhhhhhhhh??????????????????????????????????
Checking out this guy’s links on YouTube, he’s from Serbia and has no grasp of English.
And he hates America. SO MUCH.
And apparently, the Yanks are a football team, the yankees are the baseball team.
So good times.
Sexy? No. That’s just wrong? Yes.
Whats funny is– we all could suck his dick!
This video was made by Joey Porter – he’s calling the Steeler front office a bunch of Jews since they were frugal and wouldn’t give him a huge contract.
FIX YO’ ANTI-SEMITISM!
There’s 2 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.
And I thought Tom Brady’s combine pic was embarrassing. FIX YO CHICKEN LEGS!
so is somebody saying we can suck their dick? im so confused ..
at least this can be settled the way GOD and the record labels intended now:
Biggie vs MJ = The AfterBowl
misfire
To summarize: The Steelers are concentration camp prisoner Nazi Iranians who have ultra-fat fans and Michael Jackson for a trainer (or wata fock its called).
Good to see NFL Films is keeping up with the times.
I think my brain just threw up on my shoes.
And who the fuck is paul davis?
Athletics Ant > Sports Spyder
i feel a hate crime coming on
Youtube, making Auschwitz funny since 2006!
Sorry Paul Davis. PLEASE FORGIVE US, OH MIGHTY SPORTS SPYDER!
I am outraged at your use of this u-tube video for your lousy article.My hope is that sports spyder never lets you on its site again.
When is Slothrop goign to sound off about the Holocaust? That was effing dumb…
\trying to go 24 hours without an f-bomb
I need to find that thugged out Ben Franklin logo and steal it. Dats all fact, jack.
/No one denies this?
That has me a little flustered.
I like the cut of his jib.
/dats all fact
I could be wrong, but I would swear that “You can suck my dick” is five words.