“Dats All Fact”
I’m the most sensitive person in the world to people hating on my team, but I can’t resist this deranged video comparing the Steelers unfavorably to the New York Yanks football team. If you say you haven’t heard of the Yanks, you’ve clearly been sleeping, because according to this video, they practice on a tropical atoll and have won 12 Super Bowls compared to the Steelers’ paltry three. Not only that, but the Yanks have a much more macho dead celebrity trainer and a thugged out Ben Franklin on their logo. Hate to say it, but: advantage Yanks.
Tip of the hat to PSAMP for digging up this honey mustard sauce-dipped nugget of concentrated insanity.
Tags: hate, the steelers concentration camp players must not be happy with that logo, things done on drugs, xmas ape, youtubage
June 26th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I could be wrong, but I would swear that “You can suck my dick” is five words.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I like the cut of his jib.
/dats all fact
June 26th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
That has me a little flustered.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I need to find that thugged out Ben Franklin logo and steal it. Dats all fact, jack.
/No one denies this?
June 26th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
When is Slothrop goign to sound off about the Holocaust? That was effing dumb…
\trying to go 24 hours without an f-bomb
June 26th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I am outraged at your use of this u-tube video for your lousy article.My hope is that sports spyder never lets you on its site again.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Sorry Paul Davis. PLEASE FORGIVE US, OH MIGHTY SPORTS SPYDER!
June 26th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Youtube, making Auschwitz funny since 2006!
June 26th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
i feel a hate crime coming on
June 26th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Athletics Ant > Sports Spyder
June 26th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I think my brain just threw up on my shoes.
And who the fuck is paul davis?
June 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Good to see NFL Films is keeping up with the times.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
To summarize: The Steelers are concentration camp prisoner Nazi Iranians who have ultra-fat fans and Michael Jackson for a trainer (or wata fock its called).
June 26th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
misfire
June 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
so is somebody saying we can suck their dick? im so confused ..
at least this can be settled the way GOD and the record labels intended now:
Biggie vs MJ = The AfterBowl
June 26th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
And I thought Tom Brady’s combine pic was embarrassing. FIX YO CHICKEN LEGS!
June 26th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
There’s 2 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
This video was made by Joey Porter – he’s calling the Steeler front office a bunch of Jews since they were frugal and wouldn’t give him a huge contract.
FIX YO’ ANTI-SEMITISM!
June 26th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Whats funny is– we all could suck his dick!
June 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Sexy? No. That’s just wrong? Yes.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Checking out this guy’s links on YouTube, he’s from Serbia and has no grasp of English.
And he hates America. SO MUCH.
And apparently, the Yanks are a football team, the yankees are the baseball team.
So good times.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Uhhhhhhhhhh??????????????????????????????????
June 26th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I thought it was sexy friday…
June 26th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
As per YW’sL…
Right. That’s NOT sexy. I want SEXY.
Please.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
“steelers doesn’t have a stadium”
Who could argue with such a powerful intellect?
June 26th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@Slothrop – Email me from hell. Let me know what I should bring for clothes.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Well at least now I realize why the Steelers’ offensive line wasn’t very good.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@LaFarve: Seersucker breathes well.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Just throwing this out there, but, wouldn’t having Michael Jackson be a better trainer, or “whatever they’re called” be better than having Biggie? One could make you dance and moonwalk your way into shape, while the other would make you eat at BK 24/7.
I hate the Steelers, but, if you were to create a team named All About the Benjamin’s, and used Rothlesburger’s face instead of Franklin’s in that photoshopped pic, you’d have one badass Fantasy Football logo.
June 26th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
To Boston Wahoo, That was your brains you just threw up on your shoes, you Moron. And who the fuck are you pinhead? At least I had the guts to put my name to my comments.
June 26th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
To Christmas Ape, My God, I think we just found the missing link. Darwin must be spinning in his grave.
June 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Watch out now, Paul Davis put his name in the comments! Oh man, what a huge set that guy must have to put his name by a comment on a dick joke blog! Now we all know who he is and where he lives, so its on! Not like Xmas Ape, who the fuck could that possibly be?
Oh, and this video was a total mind rape. Whoever made it should be captured, sterilized, and studied by top scientists in order to gauge the deepest depths of human insanity.
June 26th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Darwin jokes. The pinnacle of wit.
Paul Davis, really courageous of you to use your full name and all, really speaks to your obviously enormous manhood, but see, nobody knows who you are, so nobody really cares whether you use your real name. Now, start posting some credit card numbers and your social, I know some people who’d be interested.
Also, pinhead? Will you start calling people ’squares’ next?
June 27th, 2009 at 1:54 am
See, I can post my real name, too!
Now, I don’t understand if Mr. Davis here is calling Xmas Ape the missing link, or acting like he has some kind of in with Ape where he can make the kind of lame joke that is always followed by a good elbowing in the ribs.
Clarification?
/dick joke
June 27th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I’m just confused as to why the Yanks are wearing Nationals caps. Anybody?
June 27th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Speaking of which, in the bottom row, 3rd guy from the right is wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates cap. THERE’S A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST!
June 28th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I must have missed it when concentration camps became a source of humor. Just took this shit hole site off my favorites lis and added to the Fuck them, they suck list.
June 29th, 2009 at 3:02 am
Paul Davis and Joe Spencer are the same loser.
June 29th, 2009 at 8:10 am
@ Captain
I’m not so sure. The tone and structure of the comments are different. We may have an Internet rarity here, two idiots on the same thread.
June 30th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Sorry, this is tasteless and worse, not funny. I won’t be coming back to this site.
July 1st, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I’ll take “People that I want to gut with a rusty melon baller” for $1000, Alex.