Eagle-eyed reader James sent along this winning picture of Giants RB Brandon Jacobs with a tasty piece of arm candy at a party two weeks ago. I was wondering who the woman was, so I consulted some friends with extensive knowledge of the hip-hop celebrity party scene. Their response:
“I think she’s what they call a groupie hoe.”
I certainly hope so, sir. Cheers to you, and may you say your t-shirt’s slogan in the style of Napoleon Dynamite. GOSH!
I want more like this!
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