Brandon Jacobs Has Excellent Taste in T-Shirts, Women
Eagle-eyed reader James sent along this winning picture of Giants RB Brandon Jacobs with a tasty piece of arm candy at a party two weeks ago. I was wondering who the woman was, so I consulted some friends with extensive knowledge of the hip-hop celebrity party scene. Their response:
“I think she’s what they call a groupie hoe.”
I certainly hope so, sir. Cheers to you, and may you say your t-shirt’s slogan in the style of Napoleon Dynamite. GOSH!
Tags: brandon jacobs, captain caveman, sometimes I wish I was black
June 24th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
“I’m no schoolboy, but I know what I like…”
June 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I think she was on the first season of “Flavor of Love”
June 24th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
groupie hoes aka paper plates
June 24th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Jacobs is the man, but he isn’t seeing Osi quite yet: http://bit.ly/sKB3E
June 24th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
@Upstate…
I was just thinking, “that girl was probably only one missed-due-to-hangover audition and two Flava Flav blowjobs away from her own VH1 series.”
June 24th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
jacob’s piece is hot but Bluenatic’s Osi picture aint nothin but the truth.
/FUCK the Giants
June 24th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Maybe he got confused by all that shouting about “moving the pile” and decided to get into the drug-trafficking game.
A pile of PEOPLE, Brandon, PEOPLE!
June 24th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@bluenatic
I bet the hotel cleaning woman shot herself the next morning
/boss wanders by
//fired
June 24th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
If you look a few pictures up, you see a straight-on shot of the groupie hoe.
She looks much better from the side.
June 24th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
She looks like 50 cent with tits and lipstick
June 24th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
sometimes I wish I was black
Sometimes I wish I was Brandon Jacobs.
Like right now.
June 24th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Her lipstick color is “Swollen Purple Magic”
June 24th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
She’s also in another pic with her arm around the birf-day boy. My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
p.s. you know you’ve got it made as a guy if you can still get laid wearing that t-shirt.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Pollkakke
Does he think the shirt is referring to -
A: Selling drugs
B: His middle fingers
June 24th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
BJ’s hand is about a foot too high on that paper plate. And I’ll just go ahead and assume that’s the first non-Maj use of the “wish I was black” tag.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Do you think he hits it in a platoon with Ward and Bradshaw?
June 24th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
That last picture could be a photo for a police line up.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Man, I don’t let white folks come to my parties either.
June 25th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Her armpit hair is sexy
June 25th, 2009 at 9:05 am
I’ll bet they went Earth, Wind, and Fire on (in) her ass
June 25th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Angry dragon wins.
August 30th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Your comments are hilarious!!! 50cent with tits and lipstick???? WOW!!!!
For those that want to know who I am… I’m not Jacobs side piece or groupie Hoe, JESUUUSSSSS….I’m a Makeup artist and stylist… The “Birthday Boy” – Felix Natal Jr is my business partner, and Mr. Jacobs is only a client of ours that was invited to the party!!!
August 30th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
First of all its good to see all the haters are still out there! Don’t hate on black barbie she actually made Mr. Jacobs look semi decent! Its good to see a beautiful dark skinned woman doing her thang ! If she was white with blond hair and fake tits nothing would be said! So leave black barbie alone!
August 30th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
makeup artist sylist your makeup is a mess your babyhairs is nappy under the weave and you coulda did better with the dress and “GUCCI” bag. Please honey try again.
August 30th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Really!!! My “Exclusive GUCCI bag” loved that u noticed!!! Christin is it…. I’m sorry, did I offended you by defending myself…the blog is “about me”… Smooches!!
Very sad… please anywho, I just don’t need anyone thinking I dating this man, when I’m not!!!
August 30th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@ Nanie, this is true… I’m sure, and Christin… How is her makeup a mess? shit everywomen cant be everything to everybody, your probably fat ass hell with warts on ur a$$! she looks better that McNabbs side piece… and all the chicks on Flav of luv..rotf
August 30th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
That’s a hot purse..
September 1st, 2009 at 9:54 pm
As a former publicist of Ms. Coffee’s I can attest that she is in fact a celebrity stylist who looks absolutely stunning w/ her client. The sad part is that the general public such as yourselves who wish they could run in these circles automatically finds something negative to say. Unfortunately you have allowed yourself to be blinded to the fact that all beautiful women are “groupie hoes” when in fact there are many of us behind the scenes who RUN SHIT and I am not ignoring the fact that yes there are groups of women who are hoes and look for someone to “sponsor” them however I would say that’s a low percentage versus those of us who attend these functions to celebrate with friends and make connections.
For you haters, continue to sit on your couch in your tiny apartment or better yet your parent’s basement and DREAM cause that is about as close as your going to get – in fact let me dedicate a song to you – JAY-Z “ Imaginary Player” not familiar with the song?? You Tube it GOOD NIGHT!
PS- Whoever your informant is KOLBER you really need to get a better source.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
this is very funny content, all jokes!!! Come on only a bad chick can have a blog about her and not generally the athlete on a sports blog… so lets play nice peeps…
BTW she’s AWESOME, and i want Christin to post a pic I’m wit Tatum. then we will blog whos the better looker Miss Lovett or Miss Coffee from the bit of info on Miss Coffee (and exclusive Gucci that I googled that retailed for $3k) she’s a 10