Brady Quinn Is A Goddess
06.15.09
Over the weekend Ohioans from all over the state descended on Cedar Point to enjoy the rides and take part in the celebration of Brady Quinn Day. For one special young lady the day provided an opportunity to stand by gasping for air while the love of her life walked past her. Fortunately the Sandusky Register was there to capture her reaction to such a thrilling close encounter.
You watch him on television every day? Seriously? On what channel? Has Quinn spent his off-season hosting The Goddess Hour on Lifetime? And really, what kind of 17 year-old obsesses over a middling professional athlete just because she happens to find him attractive?
/remembers infatuation with Anna Kournikova
//shuts up
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Kochensparger is like german for cock swallower right?
Cockensparger stopped just short of offering to have his baby. Then again nobody plays the baby daddy role quite as well as the other Brady.
If Lebron James ends up leaving, Brady Quinn will be the hero of Cleveland.
Good God.
Brady Quinn is such a Brahma queen.
Last time I saw a Cleveland Browns player less enthused to be somewhere, Braylon Edwards was on the field.
I still think Quinn’s the quarterback of the future for Cleveland, I liked how well he played in the few games he actually got to see the field, but more and more, the fear’s creeping in that the gamble they took trading to bring him in isn’t going to pay off and he hasn’t even really had the chance to fail on his own. He probably won’t shape up to be a superstar caliber player, but the couple games he’s played, he hasn’t been a liability at the quarterback position, unlike most of the Browns’ QBs since they’ve come back to the league.
But of course, since Mangini seems to be trying to show up Belichick by alienating the Cleveland faithful in only a year’s time, that means he’ll have Quinn traded so Ratliff can start.
Ahhhhh, the Sandusky Regurgitater makes the big time by appearing on KSK!!! Whooda thunk?
(that paper is fucking worthless, btw)
I just don’t understand these Cleveland Hindus- how soon they forget the infinite compassion of the Goddess Bernie Kosar.
Funny, I heard Brady Quinn also shares Anna Kournikova’s love of sexy latino men.
As he was riding the roller coaster, why couldn’t he have been hit in the face by a goose?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqMYABS_Pg&feature=related
if he wasnt queer he’d probably be taggin that little piece of jailbait.
She should consider a sex change. Otherwise, he’s just not into her.
i never really felt bad for the Browns and their fans… until this video. the disappointment will be epic.
@ NNV – He represents all the hopes and dreams of our football team this year.
/mildly sarcastic
//commits Hara-kiri
I know it’s Ohio, but what the fuck, exactly, has Brady Quinn done to get his own day?
Mortimer: Well done. I’m going to be laughing the rest of the day just thinking about that comment…
This guy will prove all his critics wrong and be the second coming of Tim Couch!
dirt slut hooker. too bad quinn is a homo, or she would have let him do a—-knee-thang
That chick’s reaction is why all pro athletes should avoid random women who come up to them at games, or in a restaurant or in the stall of a public bathroom. Then again, if she approached BQ in that bathroom I’m sure her breathless gasping would be for a much different reason.
/where’s our favorite Quinn nuthugger?
Everything was going great on Brady Quinn Day until Mangini got stuck in the H-2-WHOA! ride
So he has no friends? Kochensparger has a chance after all. I am glad I wasn’t ever that stupid.
Also, at 17 I had an entire wall of my room covered in pictures of Tino Martinez with (ahem) the Red Sox logo taped over his Yankees logo.
She watch channel zero.
Please do not offer my god a peanut!
He’s a goddess? That is outstanding.
You Must Be This Gay to Ride the Rollercoaster
Brady Quinn Day includes free admission if you touch another dude’s junk when they take your picture at the entrance
As a devout hindu, I’m quite offended at your blasphemy? How dare you insult our beloved Lakshmi?!?! And what’s with the sexual innuendo of ‘Brady’ tuching the elephant’s trunk? You don’t think he’s played with bigger dicks than that? (see:Edwards, Braylon). How would you like it if there was a picture of your Christ, oh I don’t know, riding a dinosaur, or impaling an altar boy? Huh? what? huh? fuck you!!
He kept wondering all day if he was done.
Nose ring and I think a tattoo above her bikini line at 17 years old = hawt
Bryan Edwards introducing him? Braylon was busy, or what?
I weep for our future.
@Punte, yes. Brady Quinn breaking a huddle and walking behind his center.
Is there anything less inspiring than Brady Quinn walking up to a podium?