Brady Quinn Is A Goddess
Over the weekend Ohioans from all over the state descended on Cedar Point to enjoy the rides and take part in the celebration of Brady Quinn Day. For one special young lady the day provided an opportunity to stand by gasping for air while the love of her life walked past her. Fortunately the Sandusky Register was there to capture her reaction to such a thrilling close encounter.
You watch him on television every day? Seriously? On what channel? Has Quinn spent his off-season hosting The Goddess Hour on Lifetime? And really, what kind of 17 year-old obsesses over a middling professional athlete just because she happens to find him attractive?
/remembers infatuation with Anna Kournikova
//shuts up
Sandusky Register via Deadspin
Tags: brady quinn, Goddesses, It's just a coincidence that this event took place during Gay Pride Weekend, Kelly Pavlik day will be held at an old mill, Kochensparger? I hardly know her!, photoshop by Ape, Unsilent Majority
June 15th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Is there anything less inspiring than Brady Quinn walking up to a podium?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:08 am
@Punte, yes. Brady Quinn breaking a huddle and walking behind his center.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I weep for our future.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Bryan Edwards introducing him? Braylon was busy, or what?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Nose ring and I think a tattoo above her bikini line at 17 years old = hawt
June 15th, 2009 at 11:16 am
He kept wondering all day if he was done.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:16 am
As a devout hindu, I’m quite offended at your blasphemy? How dare you insult our beloved Lakshmi?!?! And what’s with the sexual innuendo of ‘Brady’ tuching the elephant’s trunk? You don’t think he’s played with bigger dicks than that? (see:Edwards, Braylon). How would you like it if there was a picture of your Christ, oh I don’t know, riding a dinosaur, or impaling an altar boy? Huh? what? huh? fuck you!!
June 15th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Brady Quinn Day includes free admission if you touch another dude’s junk when they take your picture at the entrance
June 15th, 2009 at 11:22 am
You Must Be This Gay to Ride the Rollercoaster
June 15th, 2009 at 11:22 am
He’s a goddess? That is outstanding.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Please do not offer my god a peanut!
June 15th, 2009 at 11:27 am
She watch channel zero.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Also, at 17 I had an entire wall of my room covered in pictures of Tino Martinez with (ahem) the Red Sox logo taped over his Yankees logo.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:31 am
So he has no friends? Kochensparger has a chance after all. I am glad I wasn’t ever that stupid.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Everything was going great on Brady Quinn Day until Mangini got stuck in the H-2-WHOA! ride
June 15th, 2009 at 11:39 am
That chick’s reaction is why all pro athletes should avoid random women who come up to them at games, or in a restaurant or in the stall of a public bathroom. Then again, if she approached BQ in that bathroom I’m sure her breathless gasping would be for a much different reason.
/where’s our favorite Quinn nuthugger?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:43 am
dirt slut hooker. too bad quinn is a homo, or she would have let him do a—-knee-thang
June 15th, 2009 at 11:47 am
This guy will prove all his critics wrong and be the second coming of Tim Couch!
June 15th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Mortimer: Well done. I’m going to be laughing the rest of the day just thinking about that comment…
June 15th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I know it’s Ohio, but what the fuck, exactly, has Brady Quinn done to get his own day?
June 15th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@ NNV – He represents all the hopes and dreams of our football team this year.
/mildly sarcastic
//commits Hara-kiri
June 15th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
i never really felt bad for the Browns and their fans… until this video. the disappointment will be epic.
June 15th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
She should consider a sex change. Otherwise, he’s just not into her.
June 15th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
if he wasnt queer he’d probably be taggin that little piece of jailbait.
June 15th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
As he was riding the roller coaster, why couldn’t he have been hit in the face by a goose?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqMYABS_Pg&feature=related
June 15th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Funny, I heard Brady Quinn also shares Anna Kournikova’s love of sexy latino men.
June 15th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I just don’t understand these Cleveland Hindus- how soon they forget the infinite compassion of the Goddess Bernie Kosar.
June 15th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Ahhhhh, the Sandusky Regurgitater makes the big time by appearing on KSK!!! Whooda thunk?
(that paper is fucking worthless, btw)
June 15th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Last time I saw a Cleveland Browns player less enthused to be somewhere, Braylon Edwards was on the field.
I still think Quinn’s the quarterback of the future for Cleveland, I liked how well he played in the few games he actually got to see the field, but more and more, the fear’s creeping in that the gamble they took trading to bring him in isn’t going to pay off and he hasn’t even really had the chance to fail on his own. He probably won’t shape up to be a superstar caliber player, but the couple games he’s played, he hasn’t been a liability at the quarterback position, unlike most of the Browns’ QBs since they’ve come back to the league.
But of course, since Mangini seems to be trying to show up Belichick by alienating the Cleveland faithful in only a year’s time, that means he’ll have Quinn traded so Ratliff can start.
June 15th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Brady Quinn is such a Brahma queen.
June 15th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
If Lebron James ends up leaving, Brady Quinn will be the hero of Cleveland.
Good God.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Cockensparger stopped just short of offering to have his baby. Then again nobody plays the baby daddy role quite as well as the other Brady.
June 16th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Kochensparger is like german for cock swallower right?