We’re always impressed when we get letters from people around the NFL. It still kinda blows our collective minds that this blog gets all the attention that it does in the sports universe. But we were doubly surprised when we received an email from Rex Ryan, who of course is the new coach for the New York Jets, who asked us to share a message with you on his behalf. We were flattered by the gesture, and only too happy to oblige, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that this was just another form letter that he sends out regularly to random groups of people. Read it after the jump and tell us if we’re just crazy.
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Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:40:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: Rex Ryan
Subject: Open letter (please share with your readers)
Dear Friends Of KSK:
Hye Ftololba fnas, wahs’t hppanenig? Rxe Rayn hree. Tihs hsa bene teh frist yare fo perpraenig fro teh Jtes saseon. Is’t bene gdoo os fra. Raelly Gdoo. I flee lkie I hvae dreseved hits fro a lnog tmei now. Adn I lkoo frodarw ot esenig hawt we cna od twih ym now tmae.
Teh Ftololba saeson si liek a sxey wmona wthi hgue ttsi. Yuo wnat ot raehc fro teh ttsiies rgiht awya, btu yuo msut risest! Yuo ndee ot biudl pu ot teh ttsiies whit kssies nad hlodnig hnads nad smoetmies donig wrok aournd teh husoe. I kown, I htae ti oto! Btu tehn wneh yuo hvae biult teh fnoudatoin, teh ttsiies wlli cmoe ot yuo! Hwo aweosme si taht?
Gdoo lkuc hits saseon ot lla yuor taems, nad ot tehir caohces. Mnay caohces dn’ot lsat lnog ni teh NLF thsee dyas. Nad godo lcuk ni yuor prenasol nedavors. Jsut bleivee ni yuorslef nad ees teh jbos ot teh end. Gdoseepd.
New York Jets
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