A Glimpse Into the Near Future
Now that the Colts–among others–have expressed interest in adding advertisements to their practice jerseys, it’s only a matter of time before game day jerseys get the same treatment in the NFL. The only real question is whether teams would feature one primary sponsor like we (okay, just me) have seen in European soccer or if players will get to adorn themselves with all of their own sponsors’ logos. Peyton Manning is banking on the latter.
Tags: He really does endorse all of those companies (and probably more), Inspired by Maj, peyton manning, photoshop by Ape, Unsilent Majority, whores
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June 5th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Some day Chad Ocho Cinco will have to compete with NASCAR style and quantity of ads for attention. And he’ll lose.
June 5th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
In the year 2000, in the year 2000
June 5th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Re: The photo of Kyle from Chicago’s sister-in-law
So, who is falling down on the job here, Kyle or KSK?
June 5th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Beware, NFL. This can only lead to flopping, saying “nil” instead of “zero” and “match” instead of “game” and your players wearing those fruity scarves.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Claude, that’s all I’ve been thinking about all day. And my F5 key is actually broken now.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Soon ostensibly heterosexual men will begin kissing each other on both cheeks as a greeting and carrying twerpy little rat dogs into restaurants.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
It will also lead to a complete abolition of overtime in the regular season. If the game ends in a tie, it ends in a tie. Plus, the Detroit Lions would get relegated to the UFL.
Y’know, when you think about it, neither of those things would be all that terrible…
June 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Irsay also refuses to renegotiate their bullshit lease. Looks like someone’s looking to increase his pocket/drug/douchebag-beatnick-lifestyle money…
June 5th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Detroit doesn’t get relegated to the UFL… but they do get the equivilent of the “Unsponsored Car” in the NFL… or the joys of having Danny’s Discount Mufflers and shit like that.
Which, admittedly, would be AWESOME!
June 5th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Maybe this is the key to getting the hot brazilian girlfriends up here to watch our football games. I think I may have seen quite enough of Jessica Simpson.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
The Jets, sponsored by BOEING
The Bengals, sponsored by Barry’s Bail Bonds
The Dolphins, sponsored by Chicken of the Sea
The Steelers, sponsored by NAMBLA
I like it.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Browns sponsored by UPS
49ers sponsored by Cash4Gold.com
Ravens sponsored by Cutco
June 5th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
The Chargers sponsored by Avantis Rape Kits
The Raiders sponsored by Depends Adult Undergarments
The Patriots sponsored by Twisted Tea
The Jets sponsored by Axe Body Spray
The Giants sponsored by the Legitimate Italian Businessmen’s Association
June 5th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
The Bills- sponsored by Orville Rednebacher.
Get yo popcorn ready!
June 5th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Drew Brees – sponsored by Mr. Clean Stain Remover!
June 5th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I’m pretty sure M&Ms sponser the 18 car thank ye
June 5th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
All ads will be targeted to Patriots coaches and players, since that is who will have the highest visibility of them, right?
June 5th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
P.S. The Titans sponsored by U.S. Smokeless Tobacco Company
June 5th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Depends Adult Undergarments also sponsors the Vikings. “You Don’t Have to Shit the Bed Anymore!”
• Lions sponsored by the US Government
• Packers and Realize Gastric Band
• Bears sponsored by Liberty Medical
June 5th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Minnesota Vikings sponsored by Carnival Cruise Lines
June 5th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The Patriots sponsored by Summer’s Eve
June 5th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Atlanta Falcons, sponsored by Milk Bone.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
The Ravens, sponsored by herpes
June 5th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Houston, sponsored by Taco Bell.
Dallas, sponsored by the NRA.
Washington, sponsored by Zima.
Chicago, sponsored by Jenny Craig
Tennessee, sponsored by ShamWow (with a picture of Vince on the jersey).
June 5th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I still think Detroit Lions, sponsored by Toyota would be PERFECT.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Kansas City Chiefs sponsored by the Golden Eagle Casino
June 5th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
The St. Louis Rams sponsored by United Van Lines.
June 5th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Kansas City Chiefs sponsored by REDMAN Chewing Tobacco
Dallas Cowboys sponsored by SteadySure Practice Bubbles
New Orleans Saints sponsored by Mad River Canoes
June 5th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
The St. Louis Rams sponsored by United Van Lines.
So, does Mayflower get the Colts or the Ravens?
June 5th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Seahawks sponsored by Starbuck’s so Howard Fucking Schultz could sell them to someone who would move them within two years. That fucking lying, no-good shitbag!
June 5th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
The Steelers sponsored by Gay Pride.
The Vikings brought to you by the Special Olympics.
The Redskins brought to you by the Crow Nation.
The Patriots sponsored by Planned Parenthood.
June 5th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
The Patriots, brought to you by MI6, the CIA, the and the NSA
June 5th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
• The Bills sponsored by Canadian Tire
• Rams sponsored by the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce
• Raiders sponsored by General Mills’ Count Chocula
June 5th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Peyton should rent out his five head to his sponsors. Jebus, that’s just a billboard waitin to happen!
June 5th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Green Bay Packers sponsored by Lane Bryant.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Saints: B-Dry
Packers: Lipitor
Dolphins: gayfriendfinder.com
June 6th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Tampa Bay sponsored by the Somalian Tourism Agency
Seattle sponsored by Kleenex
Matt Leinart sponsored by LaCoste and Jason Mraz
Santonio Holmes sponsored by peternorth.com
Vince Young sponsored by Hot Topic
June 8th, 2009 at 10:38 am
@ Gino
I thought the Bills had Tim Horton’s ?
And weren’t the Raiders sponsored by Count von Count & the number 3. 3 world Championships a-ha-ha-ha