A Glimpse Into the Near Future
06.05.09
Now that the Colts–among others–have expressed interest in adding advertisements to their practice jerseys, it’s only a matter of time before game day jerseys get the same treatment in the NFL. The only real question is whether teams would feature one primary sponsor like we (okay, just me) have seen in European soccer or if players will get to adorn themselves with all of their own sponsors’ logos. Peyton Manning is banking on the latter.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/lol-gonna-miss-you-nfl-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/scrooge-150x150.gif)
Very informative blog post here. I just wanted to stop by and thank you for taking the time out of your very busy day to write this. I’ll be back to read more in the future as well.
@ Gino
I thought the Bills had Tim Horton’s ?
And weren’t the Raiders sponsored by Count von Count & the number 3. 3 world Championships a-ha-ha-ha
Tampa Bay sponsored by the Somalian Tourism Agency
Seattle sponsored by Kleenex
Matt Leinart sponsored by LaCoste and Jason Mraz
Santonio Holmes sponsored by peternorth.com
Vince Young sponsored by Hot Topic
Saints: B-Dry
Packers: Lipitor
Dolphins: gayfriendfinder.com
Green Bay Packers sponsored by Lane Bryant.
Peyton should rent out his five head to his sponsors. Jebus, that’s just a billboard waitin to happen!
• The Bills sponsored by Canadian Tire
• Rams sponsored by the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce
• Raiders sponsored by General Mills’ Count Chocula
The Patriots, brought to you by MI6, the CIA, the and the NSA
The Steelers sponsored by Gay Pride.
The Vikings brought to you by the Special Olympics.
The Redskins brought to you by the Crow Nation.
The Patriots sponsored by Planned Parenthood.
Seahawks sponsored by Starbuck’s so Howard Fucking Schultz could sell them to someone who would move them within two years. That fucking lying, no-good shitbag!
The St. Louis Rams sponsored by United Van Lines.
So, does Mayflower get the Colts or the Ravens?
Kansas City Chiefs sponsored by REDMAN Chewing Tobacco
Dallas Cowboys sponsored by SteadySure Practice Bubbles
New Orleans Saints sponsored by Mad River Canoes
The St. Louis Rams sponsored by United Van Lines.
Kansas City Chiefs sponsored by the Golden Eagle Casino
I still think Detroit Lions, sponsored by Toyota would be PERFECT.
Houston, sponsored by Taco Bell.
Dallas, sponsored by the NRA.
Washington, sponsored by Zima.
Chicago, sponsored by Jenny Craig
Tennessee, sponsored by ShamWow (with a picture of Vince on the jersey).
The Ravens, sponsored by herpes
Atlanta Falcons, sponsored by Milk Bone.
The Patriots sponsored by Summer’s Eve
Minnesota Vikings sponsored by Carnival Cruise Lines
Depends Adult Undergarments also sponsors the Vikings. “You Don’t Have to Shit the Bed Anymore!”
• Lions sponsored by the US Government
• Packers and Realize Gastric Band
• Bears sponsored by Liberty Medical
P.S. The Titans sponsored by U.S. Smokeless Tobacco Company
All ads will be targeted to Patriots coaches and players, since that is who will have the highest visibility of them, right?
I’m pretty sure M&Ms sponser the 18 car thank ye
Drew Brees – sponsored by Mr. Clean Stain Remover!
The Bills- sponsored by Orville Rednebacher.
Get yo popcorn ready!
The Chargers sponsored by Avantis Rape Kits
The Raiders sponsored by Depends Adult Undergarments
The Patriots sponsored by Twisted Tea
The Jets sponsored by Axe Body Spray
The Giants sponsored by the Legitimate Italian Businessmen’s Association
Browns sponsored by UPS
49ers sponsored by Cash4Gold.com
Ravens sponsored by Cutco
The Jets, sponsored by BOEING
The Bengals, sponsored by Barry’s Bail Bonds
The Dolphins, sponsored by Chicken of the Sea
The Steelers, sponsored by NAMBLA
I like it.
Maybe this is the key to getting the hot brazilian girlfriends up here to watch our football games. I think I may have seen quite enough of Jessica Simpson.
Detroit doesn’t get relegated to the UFL… but they do get the equivilent of the “Unsponsored Car” in the NFL… or the joys of having Danny’s Discount Mufflers and shit like that.
Which, admittedly, would be AWESOME!
Irsay also refuses to renegotiate their bullshit lease. Looks like someone’s looking to increase his pocket/drug/douchebag-beatnick-lifestyle money…
It will also lead to a complete abolition of overtime in the regular season. If the game ends in a tie, it ends in a tie. Plus, the Detroit Lions would get relegated to the UFL.
Y’know, when you think about it, neither of those things would be all that terrible…
Soon ostensibly heterosexual men will begin kissing each other on both cheeks as a greeting and carrying twerpy little rat dogs into restaurants.
Claude, that’s all I’ve been thinking about all day. And my F5 key is actually broken now.
Beware, NFL. This can only lead to flopping, saying “nil” instead of “zero” and “match” instead of “game” and your players wearing those fruity scarves.
Re: The photo of Kyle from Chicago’s sister-in-law
So, who is falling down on the job here, Kyle or KSK?
In the year 2000, in the year 2000
Some day Chad Ocho Cinco will have to compete with NASCAR style and quantity of ads for attention. And he’ll lose.