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By: Miles O'Toole

Miles O'Toole — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:42:23 +0000

Lofty Lube, The lube designed for those romantic nights with a land barron after he spends they day on his tractor. Available at all walking distance Starbucks.

By: J.L White

J.L White — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:32:00 +0000

Much like in Jeopardy, when you don’t answer in the form of a question, if you ask a sex question at KSK without including a completely arbitrary football question, your sex question becomes invalidated.

Now you must go through the rest of your life without getting our opinions on your disgusting, repulsive and unsanitary lube practices. Sorry.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:06:19 +0000

Dear Givers of Blumpkins,

I have recently begun masturbating using a concoction of tears, snot, and feces as lube. Thoughts?

By: Dan From Chicago

Dan From Chicago — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:04:48 +0000

To review past Sexy Friday’s

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?s=sexy+friday

have blockage at work (internet that is) so stuck with KSK reruns

By: lil' wayne chrebet

lil' wayne chrebet — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:54:18 +0000

Early SEXY Friday

http://www.fvrss.com/2008/08/big-boobs-shoeshine-girl.html

if I had the capital, I would definitely open a chain of shoeshine places with girls that look like this

By: Miles O'Toole

Miles O'Toole — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:55:52 +0000

@ slash:
27 8×10 color photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back explaining what each one was will do.

By: claude balls

claude balls — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:43:32 +0000

@slash:

Fine idea. Please make sure to include numerous photos.

By: seahawk matt

seahawk matt — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:21:35 +0000

My hate for that cocksucker would make Drew proud

By: mini dagger

mini dagger — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:51:14 +0000

wall street journal's link from deadspin about de-mo's visits to all the nfl teams. hey, this one's about the seahawks! and guess who's complaining about one on one drills?!?!? Then another player, veteran free safety Brian Russell, raises a question about the so-called voluntary spring workouts, known as Organized Team Activities, which are voluntary in name only. Mr. Russell says the coaches have been putting the players in one-on-one drills, which, as Mr. Russell recalls, aren’t supposed to take place during the pads-free spring workouts. “Maybe you guys could stay around for practice?” Mr. Russell suggests. Mr. Smith and the four other NFLPA executives he has come here with do just that. No one-on-one drills take place, which doesn’t surprise Mr. Smith. cc, perhaps you can take some time off your vaca and give us a splendid bitching session about this one...

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:55:59 +0000

While these Assholes are on vacation we are left to find our own hot ass babes on the net. Here’s Penguin Center Evgeni Malkin’s piece of tail.

http://www.yardbarker.com/All_Sports/article_external/Evgeni_Malkin_Hits_Miami_Beach_With_Hot_Girlfriend/761492