KSK Turns Three. Remains Spiritually Two. It’s our 3rd birthday today. I have nothing really to add to that, other that we’re grateful to you, Mr. Reader, for sticking around our parts for so long. It’s KSK Dark Week this week, meaning we’ll be taking the week off to recharge. But fear not. We’ll be back next week, and I WILL do the Klassic King breakdowns, as promised. Plus more mailbagging, Ocho and Marvin, the fantasy team name guide, and more. In the meantime, we’ll post if anything big comes up, and consider this your week-long open thread. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
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Everyone have a happy and safe 4th. Hopefully I’ll still be here by Sunday. The Pink Nightmare may be my undoing.
/dick joke
Are you all still wearing your glittered gloves this week while in mourning?
To KSK: may you have many equally (in no particular order) arcane, profane, hilarious, bigoted, xenophobic, blasphemous, outraged, outrageous, hysterical, homophobic, obscene, and well-illustrated returns.
In an age of putrid mediocrity, you guys are consistently outstanding at what you do. Thanks for your efforts.
Happy anniversary. But this week already fucking sucks enough…
Falco forever.
Happy Birfday.
Sirs,
Many congrats to you for your 3rd anniversary. KSK rocks and has been my #1 visited site for almost a year now.
Great insight…loft (ah, you know where this joke is going, because you wrote it).
Congrats on the ‘versary and I appreciate all the good times this site has provided me while I avoid doing any work. But dammit boys, I needs me some more Tawmmy from Quinzee!
Why doesn’t that picture get bigger when I click it?
I find it interesting, that PK and KSK go on vacation the same week.
It’s your birthday? Well, happy birthday to you! How old are you, Champ? Three?!? You are a big boy, aren’t you? Guess what? I have a special present for the birthday boy! Yes, I do. It’s a special birthday candy! All you have to do is find it! Where is it? I’ll give you a hint. It’s in one of my pockets. Let me sit down and you can try to find it! Go ahead. No, it’s not in that pocket. Try another one. No, not there either. Keep going. That’s it; you’re getting closer. Closer. Keep digging. A little deeper. Dee-ee-per. That’s it. Just like that. You’re almost there.
happy birfday. Maybe I’ll get some work done with you guys off all week.
Speaking of Sexual Chocolate
You might remember him as Joe the Policeman from the What’s Going Down episode of “That’s My Momma”. I want you to put your hands together and welcome to the state Jackson Height’s…..OWN…….MISTER……RANDY WATSON!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoS8j9eNMZU
Congrats on #3… what a weird & strange ride it has been. Keep up the lofty work. Looking forward to the season starting (taking every Monday & some Tuesdays off to watch the NFL from Sydney)
Happy Berfday! For your birthday present, I would like to give you this nice pair of Hanes undershirts… that Drew can stretch out.
You know, because he has a big belly.
Happy Birthday dukes of dick joke. Does this mean I have to wait until 15 years from now to have sex with you?
KSK needs a B-Team to step in whenever situations like these arise. It shouldn’t be too hard, since they can just use the following format for any given post.
Borderline racist joke, borderline racist joke, dick joke, vag joke, picture of a scantily-clad hot chick, joke about Boston being a shithole, joke about Pittsburgh being a bigger shithole, photoshop of Drew as Jabba the Hutt, Brett Favre bashing, dick joke, dick joke, dick joke, repeat.
How hard could it be?
when you guys come back can we please have some cutlerfucker vs. neckbeard? and cutlerfucker & devin hester? i say this as a bears fan, and i mean it: devin hester is the most retarded person in the league. if you watched any bears games the last couple years, he doesnt even know where to line up. he is literally THAT retarded, or smokes that much weed, take your pick. please, oh please, oh please make it happen this year. keep up the great work and congrats on the burffday
The fuck up with a week off – you get paid like a vacation? – I took a week off, went to Mexico, drank from 11am on and still had to check my Blackberry – damn I’m in the wrong business….. enjoy! you (sort of ) earned it – bbbwwwhhhaaaaa yeah right….. guess it’s time for another beer to cope…..
So I take a week off and don’t check the site and you fuckers are now going on vacation when I get back? Well then, make sure you take 3 shots of Patron a day and celebrate like you just stole an election. Whoo hoo Ahmadinejad!
Oh yeah and enable the hyperlink on the Naomi Campbell picture before you leave today.
/reader since this post. Keep up the great work.
You guys rock. Keep breakin’ shit!
That monumental collapse is the sole reason why US Soccer fails at everything except losing on a consistent basis. Thank god we have football to hang over the rest of this god forsaken planet of hippie soccer lovers.
No KSK for a week AND Billy Mays dies?
Well fuck all this.
You guys started a football blog in June?
Happy bday, btw.
Let’s all watch soccer!
WHEEEE! ANOTHER reason to drink today!
/sticks firecracker in ass
//lights
“Dem boy’s good!!”
/smiles, nods, claps
I’ve been following you guys since you appeared as Joe the Policeman in the “What’s Goin’ Down?” Episode of “That’s My Momma”
@TF – He only threw that in so people would read the post.
/dick joke there somewhere
Drew: what was up with that FKS teaser?
Happy birthday assholes. Keep up the good work. How many of you left have real jobs anymore?
If I work, you work, so I can goof off.
Happy B-Day. Oh yeah, can you work in some more Marmalard vs. Cutlerfucker vs. Neckbeard as training camp approaches?
Feliz Cumpleaños KSK!
Muchas cervezas for all!
o and happy birthday/anniversary
i knew i was celebrating at dan’s last night for a reason.
it all makes perfect sense now.