KSK Turns Three. Remains Spiritually Two. It’s our 3rd birthday today. I have nothing really to add to that, other that we’re grateful to you, Mr. Reader, for sticking around our parts for so long. It’s KSK Dark Week this week, meaning we’ll be taking the week off to recharge. But fear not. We’ll be back next week, and I WILL do the Klassic King breakdowns, as promised. Plus more mailbagging, Ocho and Marvin, the fantasy team name guide, and more. In the meantime, we’ll post if anything big comes up, and consider this your week-long open thread. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
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- HASSELHOFF DRUNK AGAIN, WITH VIDEO
- WANDA SYKES GON’ DRANK
- JON STEWART AS GLENN BECK: YIKES
- START BUYING THESE SHOES ALREADY
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TAKE BACK THE SEATS
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THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE JACKASS IN YOUR LIFE
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June 28th, 2009 at 9:15 am
i knew i was celebrating at dan’s last night for a reason.
it all makes perfect sense now.
June 28th, 2009 at 9:16 am
o and happy birthday/anniversary
June 28th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Feliz Cumpleaños KSK!
Muchas cervezas for all!
June 28th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Happy B-Day. Oh yeah, can you work in some more Marmalard vs. Cutlerfucker vs. Neckbeard as training camp approaches?
June 28th, 2009 at 11:59 am
If I work, you work, so I can goof off.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Happy birthday assholes. Keep up the good work. How many of you left have real jobs anymore?
June 28th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Drew: what was up with that FKS teaser?
June 28th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@TF – He only threw that in so people would read the post.
/dick joke there somewhere
June 28th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I’ve been following you guys since you appeared as Joe the Policeman in the “What’s Goin’ Down?” Episode of “That’s My Momma”
June 28th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
“Dem boy’s good!!”
/smiles, nods, claps
June 28th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
WHEEEE! ANOTHER reason to drink today!
/sticks firecracker in ass
//lights
June 28th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Let’s all watch soccer!
June 28th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
You guys started a football blog in June?
Happy bday, btw.
June 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
No KSK for a week AND Billy Mays dies?
Well fuck all this.
June 28th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
That monumental collapse is the sole reason why US Soccer fails at everything except losing on a consistent basis. Thank god we have football to hang over the rest of this god forsaken planet of hippie soccer lovers.
June 28th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
You guys rock. Keep breakin’ shit!
June 28th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
So I take a week off and don’t check the site and you fuckers are now going on vacation when I get back? Well then, make sure you take 3 shots of Patron a day and celebrate like you just stole an election. Whoo hoo Ahmadinejad!
Oh yeah and enable the hyperlink on the Naomi Campbell picture before you leave today.
/reader since this post. Keep up the great work.
June 28th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
The fuck up with a week off – you get paid like a vacation? – I took a week off, went to Mexico, drank from 11am on and still had to check my Blackberry – damn I’m in the wrong business….. enjoy! you (sort of ) earned it – bbbwwwhhhaaaaa yeah right….. guess it’s time for another beer to cope…..
June 28th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
when you guys come back can we please have some cutlerfucker vs. neckbeard? and cutlerfucker & devin hester? i say this as a bears fan, and i mean it: devin hester is the most retarded person in the league. if you watched any bears games the last couple years, he doesnt even know where to line up. he is literally THAT retarded, or smokes that much weed, take your pick. please, oh please, oh please make it happen this year. keep up the great work and congrats on the burffday
June 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
KSK needs a B-Team to step in whenever situations like these arise. It shouldn’t be too hard, since they can just use the following format for any given post.
Borderline racist joke, borderline racist joke, dick joke, vag joke, picture of a scantily-clad hot chick, joke about Boston being a shithole, joke about Pittsburgh being a bigger shithole, photoshop of Drew as Jabba the Hutt, Brett Favre bashing, dick joke, dick joke, dick joke, repeat.
How hard could it be?
June 28th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Happy Birthday dukes of dick joke. Does this mean I have to wait until 15 years from now to have sex with you?
June 29th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Happy Berfday! For your birthday present, I would like to give you this nice pair of Hanes undershirts… that Drew can stretch out.
You know, because he has a big belly.
June 29th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Congrats on #3… what a weird & strange ride it has been. Keep up the lofty work. Looking forward to the season starting (taking every Monday & some Tuesdays off to watch the NFL from Sydney)
June 29th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Speaking of Sexual Chocolate
You might remember him as Joe the Policeman from the What’s Going Down episode of “That’s My Momma”. I want you to put your hands together and welcome to the state Jackson Height’s…..OWN…….MISTER……RANDY WATSON!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoS8j9eNMZU
June 29th, 2009 at 8:34 am
happy birfday. Maybe I’ll get some work done with you guys off all week.
June 29th, 2009 at 9:23 am
It’s your birthday? Well, happy birthday to you! How old are you, Champ? Three?!? You are a big boy, aren’t you? Guess what? I have a special present for the birthday boy! Yes, I do. It’s a special birthday candy! All you have to do is find it! Where is it? I’ll give you a hint. It’s in one of my pockets. Let me sit down and you can try to find it! Go ahead. No, it’s not in that pocket. Try another one. No, not there either. Keep going. That’s it; you’re getting closer. Closer. Keep digging. A little deeper. Dee-ee-per. That’s it. Just like that. You’re almost there.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I find it interesting, that PK and KSK go on vacation the same week.
June 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Why doesn’t that picture get bigger when I click it?
June 29th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Congrats on the ‘versary and I appreciate all the good times this site has provided me while I avoid doing any work. But dammit boys, I needs me some more Tawmmy from Quinzee!
June 30th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Sirs,
Many congrats to you for your 3rd anniversary. KSK rocks and has been my #1 visited site for almost a year now.
Great insight…loft (ah, you know where this joke is going, because you wrote it).
June 30th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Falco forever.
Happy Birfday.
June 30th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Happy anniversary. But this week already fucking sucks enough…
July 1st, 2009 at 12:43 am
To KSK: may you have many equally (in no particular order) arcane, profane, hilarious, bigoted, xenophobic, blasphemous, outraged, outrageous, hysterical, homophobic, obscene, and well-illustrated returns.
In an age of putrid mediocrity, you guys are consistently outstanding at what you do. Thanks for your efforts.
July 1st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Are you all still wearing your glittered gloves this week while in mourning?
July 1st, 2009 at 6:40 pm
/dick joke
July 2nd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Everyone have a happy and safe 4th. Hopefully I’ll still be here by Sunday. The Pink Nightmare may be my undoing.