<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: </title>
	<atom:link href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html</link>
	<description>KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:36:55 -0500</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/</generator>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
		<item>
		<title>By: DavidtheUnderpantsGnome</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/comment-page-1#comment-133903</link>
		<dc:creator>DavidtheUnderpantsGnome</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16308#comment-133903</guid>
		<description>I can&#039;t decide which one to go with.

&quot;Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule.&quot;
-Nietzsche

&quot;Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.&quot; - George Carlin


&quot;The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not &#039;Eureka!&#039; but &#039;That&#039;s funny...&#039;&quot;
-Isaac Asimov</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t decide which one to go with.</p>
<p>&#8220;Madness is rare in individuals &#8211; but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule.&#8221;<br />
-Nietzsche</p>
<p>&#8220;Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.&#8221; &#8211; George Carlin</p>
<p>&#8220;The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not &#8216;Eureka!&#8217; but &#8216;That&#8217;s funny&#8230;&#8217;&#8221;<br />
-Isaac Asimov</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Todd Haley Thinks You're An Effing Moron</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/comment-page-1#comment-133805</link>
		<dc:creator>Todd Haley Thinks You're An Effing Moron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16308#comment-133805</guid>
		<description>&quot; 2 Zimms One’s a rookie, one’s a star. Together they let Nationals fans dream of a winning team.&quot;

Um.  No.  No, they don&#039;t.

@Michael -- If it&#039;s on the newsstands they generally don&#039;t put it up online until the next issue comes out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8221; 2 Zimms One’s a rookie, one’s a star. Together they let Nationals fans dream of a winning team.&#8221;</p>
<p>Um.  No.  No, they don&#8217;t.</p>
<p>@Michael &#8212; If it&#8217;s on the newsstands they generally don&#8217;t put it up online until the next issue comes out.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/comment-page-1#comment-133796</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16308#comment-133796</guid>
		<description>Am I just not finding a link to the actual article or is there none? Are you just announcing that you&#039;re in a magazine without giving people actual access to it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I just not finding a link to the actual article or is there none? Are you just announcing that you&#8217;re in a magazine without giving people actual access to it?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Matt Tice</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/comment-page-1#comment-133665</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Tice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16308#comment-133665</guid>
		<description>I&#039;m saddened to see that the tag &#039;annoying d.c. humor&#039; only has one story (this one). Pleeeeease, I live here and there could be plenty more awful humor from dc on this blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m saddened to see that the tag &#8216;annoying d.c. humor&#8217; only has one story (this one). Pleeeeease, I live here and there could be plenty more awful humor from dc on this blog.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Johnny D</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/comment-page-1#comment-133653</link>
		<dc:creator>Johnny D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16308#comment-133653</guid>
		<description>I&#039;m more interested in your take on the bears in Bethesda, and why you think they ventured away from sipping mint iced teas on restaurant patios on 18th Street.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m more interested in your take on the bears in Bethesda, and why you think they ventured away from sipping mint iced teas on restaurant patios on 18th Street.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: claude balls</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/comment-page-1#comment-133625</link>
		<dc:creator>claude balls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16308#comment-133625</guid>
		<description>I didn&#039;t read that magazine when I lived in DC; I certainly am not going to buy it now that I escaped the place.  Congratulations to you and Drew, however, for landing on so many the coffee tables in Potomac and Great Falls.  You&#039;ll be tsked-tsked about by the best people!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t read that magazine when I lived in DC; I certainly am not going to buy it now that I escaped the place.  Congratulations to you and Drew, however, for landing on so many the coffee tables in Potomac and Great Falls.  You&#8217;ll be tsked-tsked about by the best people!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: McNulty</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/16308.html/comment-page-1#comment-133543</link>
		<dc:creator>McNulty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16308#comment-133543</guid>
		<description>Time for the day&#039;s first coffee shit!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time for the day&#8217;s first coffee shit!!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>
