“SMASH AND DASH” SMASHED, DASHED Chris Johnson put the kibosh on the tandem nickname he shares with LenWhale, because White got gravy stains all over it and stretched it out in the legs, leaving DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart to lay claim to the moniker contention-free. LenWhale’s cool with it so long as Ben & Jerry and Harry & David keep their bonds tight.
In other news, some stupid baseball player is stealing The Ben’s mojo. NEXT THING YOU TELL THE BEN HE GOT NEW CALL OF DUTY MAP PACK ON XBOX LIVE AND CAN ALREADY PEW PEW PEW BETTER!
Tags: ben rongrastname, choco tacos, lenwhale, quick hit, stupid nicknames no one cares about
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June 24th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
While we are on the topic of the Titans this animated,gif from LSUfreek is great
http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2009/06/24/lsufreek-wins-the-internets-again-this-time-with-a-clash-of-the-titans-gif/
June 24th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
no use having a nickname for a tandem when hopefully the better (and by better i mean fatter) half hopefully will be gone soon enough
June 24th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
One thing to keep in mind is that Tim Lincecum went to the University of Washington, so he’s unlikely to pick up any other of Roethlisberger’s mannerisms, like crashing his motorcycle without wearing a helmet, or taking credit for touchdowns that he didn’t actually score.
June 24th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Or ruining Seahawks fans lives.
/devises car able to run on J.L.’s bitterness
June 24th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Put me down for one of those cars as well, Ape. I’ll make sure to hit on women obviously out of my league every day, and their rejection will fuel our cars for an eternity!
/make sure my car is black, with AC that works dammit!