Source of inspiration: MenaceIIsobriety.

Does it piss you off that Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Inglorious Basterds’ is in fact a bastardization of your great righteous prison veteran work in ‘The Dirty Dozen’… now with just Jews?

Do you really think that there is a segment of the population that is honestly going to be influenced to make a real social change because a couple of black athletes did some fundraisers, made some speeches or volunteered at a fucking soup kitchen a couple of times?

I’m no black guy, but do you honestly think that MJ and Tiger have enough “street cred” to be able to communicate an effective message that would possibly resonate on a black youth that is looking for direction?

There’s plenty of seemingly worthless white, American Indian and Latino people in US society as well. Can they listen to these highly influential black people that you’re trying to push on them or do they have to wait for someone with the same skin color to give them the message?

Since kids are having kids and certain segments of the population (ALL races) are having kids simply for monetary gain through federal subsidies, have you thought about offering some kind of payment for elective sterilization in order to break this cycle?

/hiiiiiiiilarious dick joke

How do you determine when the 20-something model you’re banging has crossed the line from ‘deserves a beating’ to ‘must be tossed over my balcony’?

Was the most satisfying stiffarm you applied during your lifetime against an NFL player or a 100-pound woman?

Ok, one semi-serious one – if you were playing in today’s NFL, would you gain 3,000 yards per season?

Do you hit women to compensate for a small penis?

If you were Frank Gifford, how long ago would Kathie Lee have been locked in a Brazen Bull?

Mind if I call you “Uncle Tom”?

How much smarter are light-skinned Blacks than dark-skinned Blacks?

Was he serious about joining the Raiders when he was 47 years old?