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By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:23:36 +0000

I know angelpuncher. Just never get the opportunity to use smoke wagon in a sentence enough

By: angelpuncher

angelpuncher — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:59:02 +0000

“You’re no daisy! Your’re no daisy at all!”
Hell of an insult.
@ Yeah, right
that was Wyatt

By: h3bru

h3bru — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:02:22 +0000

I think the overlooked fact about Tombstone being an awesome movie is that Bill Paxton died in it. He also died in Aliens, Navy Seals, Clubb Dread, Predator 2 and The Terminator. So if you want a bad ass movie, cast Bill Paxton in it and kill him off.

By: Slideshow Bob

Slideshow Bob — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:39:27 +0000

how bout the fact that Doc Holliday did it all while having TB.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:02:42 +0000

“You skin that smoke wagon and we’ll see what happens!”

By: J.L White

J.L White — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:54:04 +0000

Now make with the impotence!

Let me just imagine Drew naked, and…….done.

Actually, I don’t think I’ll ever get hard again.

By: MarionCobretti

MarionCobretti — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:47:28 +0000

Good column. Using as dated an example as Jewel’s tits, though, makes me think you should lay off the Peter King satire for a bit more–like an undercover cop who can only tell right from wrong, you’ve gotten too close.

(on the other hand, a quick googling confirms that they are definitely still worthy of a good, solid ogling)

By: lil' wayne chrebet

lil' wayne chrebet — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:44:06 +0000

that always confused the fuck out of me, why WWE had undertaker switch up his whole prince of darkness gimmick to be a bandana wearing, harley riding “badass”

By: Slothrop

Slothrop — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:17:02 +0000

There’s a penthouse html? Does it include the ‘twink’ tag?

By: Johnny K

Johnny K — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:07:27 +0000

sigh. yep.