Balls Deep In Badassedness. For your afternoon reading pleasure, here’s this month’s Penthouse column (link does NOT contain nudity), written for their third annual “American Badass” issue. If that idea was inspired by either Kid Rock or The Undertaker during his unfortunate “biker dude” gimmick, I’ll be disappointed. Also, this is as good a time as any to remind you that it’s MAILBAG TIME. Ah yes, the KSK mailbag. ZOMG! Your girlfriend’s gained a bit of weight? HOW DO YOU STOP THE FLABBY TIDE? Email such queries here. Now make with the impotence!
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I know angelpuncher. Just never get the opportunity to use smoke wagon in a sentence enough
“You’re no daisy! Your’re no daisy at all!”
Hell of an insult.
@ Yeah, right
that was Wyatt
I think the overlooked fact about Tombstone being an awesome movie is that Bill Paxton died in it. He also died in Aliens, Navy Seals, Clubb Dread, Predator 2 and The Terminator. So if you want a bad ass movie, cast Bill Paxton in it and kill him off.
how bout the fact that Doc Holliday did it all while having TB.
“You skin that smoke wagon and we’ll see what happens!”
Now make with the impotence!
Let me just imagine Drew naked, and…….done.
Actually, I don’t think I’ll ever get hard again.
Good column. Using as dated an example as Jewel’s tits, though, makes me think you should lay off the Peter King satire for a bit more–like an undercover cop who can only tell right from wrong, you’ve gotten too close.
(on the other hand, a quick googling confirms that they are definitely still worthy of a good, solid ogling)
that always confused the fuck out of me, why WWE had undertaker switch up his whole prince of darkness gimmick to be a bandana wearing, harley riding “badass”
There’s a penthouse html? Does it include the ‘twink’ tag?
sigh. yep.
A real BADASS would click on that link and say a very loud, “Fuck You” to his company’s firewall.
you really gotta get a non-penthouse html for these articles drew.