outtamywayBalls Deep In Badassedness. For your afternoon reading pleasure, here’s this month’s Penthouse column (link does NOT contain nudity), written for their third annual “American Badass” issue. If that idea was inspired by either Kid Rock or The Undertaker during his unfortunate “biker dude” gimmick, I’ll be disappointed. Also, this is as good a time as any to remind you that it’s MAILBAG TIME. Ah yes, the KSK mailbag. ZOMG! Your girlfriend’s gained a bit of weight? HOW DO YOU STOP THE FLABBY TIDE? Email such queries here. Now make with the impotence!