SOON THEY’LL ELECT A UNIBROW TO BE MAYOR. The Bawlmer Orioles Beisbol Club selected Mike Flacco, the younger brother of one Joe Flacco, in the 31st round of the MLB Draft. Before you know it, all Jersey inhabitants will be called upon to save Baltimore sports. However, upon further inspection, Mike doesn’t seem to have as prominent a unibrow as his older brother, but he did play for a baseball team that borrowed the Buzzsaw logo. FIX YO BIRD ALLEGIANCE!
Tags: base-ball?, bert flacco, FEARSOME RAVENS FANS, quick hit, xmas ape
June 11th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
So when’s the nuking of Bawlmer scheduled? I’d like to get my lead suit from the cleaners so I can be a witness.
June 11th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Looks like he could me McNulty’s brother
June 11th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Mike looks like its a mission of his to keep those brows as far apart as possible.
June 11th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Before you know it, all Jersey inhabitants will be called upon to save Baltimore sports
Will setting Tony Siragusa on fire help save Baltimore sports?
June 11th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
So when’s the nuking of Bawlmer scheduled? I’d like to get my lead suit from the cleaners so I can be a witness.
I have Sum of All Fears running on a constant loop on my television.
June 11th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I love that the best thing to come out of the city is a tv show about how awful and fucked up it is to live there. I can picture Mike Flacco on the Norfolk Tides just sitting there crossing their fingers to NOT get called up.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
@Chazz_Goodtimes
Oh please oh please don’t call me up. I don’t want to make 10x more money if i have to play in a city where all of the murders take place in a 5 mile radius far away from anyone who makes more than $30,000 a year. Please don’t call me up.
June 12th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Unibrow power!
/can’t wait for Flacco “T-shirt Tuesday” at the Yard
June 12th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Haha, 5 miles. Don’t get lost young Flacco.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Why don’t the Steelers have cheerleaders?
Have you ever tried to find 12 good looking women in Pittsburgh?
June 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Nice work, Ted. Now GET BACK ON THE FUCKING BUS!