smootbowlingpic1I’m tired of being a wannabe pro bowler. I wanna be a pro bowler! Redskins cornerback Fred Smoot expressed his desire to become a professional bowler (”I will be a professional,” he said. “Ain’t no do I think I can“) at a team outing, and now the PBA is offering him a chance to spew some Smoot Smack against the PBA’s world class ball rollers. [Bog]

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  1. Boatdrinks Says:

    Well, that is a strange turn from his LOVE BOAT days…

  2. Skins Says:

    Bowling definitely needs more trash-talking…Big Ernie McCracken ” You’re on a gravy train with biscuit wheels”

  3. Purple Jesus Diaries Says:

    1/3rd of the balls are knocked down by Fred Smoot, the other 2/3rds … by the ball clearer.

    (Fuck, I don’t know the name of that thing)

  4. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    And as I roll the ball I cry
    Let me bowl or let me die
    I’m Almighty Malachi
    The Bowling God

  5. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Obviously, he’s not a golfer.

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