Surely, you have a thing or two to say to this man. Wednesday’s Deadcast guest is Dan Le Batard. I have a lot of things I want to discuss with Racey McRacecard, but there’s no way I’m talking to him without including a few questions/comments from you KSK Elite Flyers. So if you’ve got something to say to Dan “The Batard”, post it in the comments or email me here. I’ll try and get in as many good ones as I can.
Tags: he's coming on only because kornheiser has the flu, quick hits
June 8th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Dan: Who can bed more porn stars, you or Wilbon?
June 8th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
This will only end in tears…..
June 8th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Kornheiser wouldnt of canceled on Levy.
June 8th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
What’s your favorite Justine Bateman movie?
June 8th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
June 8th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Wanna smell my finger?
June 8th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Jews, Cubans, Haitians, redneck Pentacostalists or South Beach douchebags: who is most to blame for Florida?
June 8th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
How does Ray Charles know what music sounds like if he’s deaf?
June 8th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Give us 5 reasons why you’d be better than Kornheiser on MNF.
Follow up: 5 reasons you’d be better than Gruden.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
is it true you’ve had two girlfriends?
June 8th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Do you really want to hurt me?
June 8th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Top or Bottom?
June 8th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Beastiality or Necrobeastiality?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Would Parcells beat Singletary in a pants-off-coach-off?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Don’t you hate umbrellas?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Can I play with madness?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
As always The Onion is better.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/adrian_gonzalez_asks_if_you?utm_source=onion_sports_rss
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Dan, if Don Shula publicly rooted for the Washington Nationals when they played the Florida Marlins, would you consider that a slap to the face of Miami fans, or the single-most horrible, egregious sin throughout human history?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Dan, have you ever heard any of Peter King’s voicemails?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Ask him how the hell he manages to make PTI worse. It’s ball-achingly awful when he isn’t on, but whenever his portly, doppleganger-like bearded visage squeezes its way onto my widescreen, it becomes completely unwatchable. I can’t even like it ironically.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
What’s the deal with your surname? A quick internet search says your name, in French, can mean: A) Bastard B) Type of bread.
Do you want a breadwich, you bastard?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batard
June 9th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Don’t you hate pants?
June 9th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Dan, at what point do the Around the Horn producers decide to intervene and inform you that your facial hair is going from retired Cubano banana hammock wearer to creepy Shawn Johnson stalker?
June 9th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Are you going back to Cuba when Fidel officially dies?
June 9th, 2009 at 1:12 am
Mother, may I sleep with danger?
June 9th, 2009 at 1:48 am
If you could punch one person, currently in the world of sports or sports commentation, right in the face with no consequences, who would it be and why?
June 9th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Does Kornheiser talk about Favre in his sleep?
June 9th, 2009 at 8:53 am
“BAM!” Annoying isn’t it, Dan?
June 9th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Have you ever eaten a vegetable?
June 9th, 2009 at 9:00 am
So… the girl in the banner pic… relative, or professional?
June 9th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Ask him if he likes mudkips
June 9th, 2009 at 9:33 am
What’s up with airplane food? Amirite?
June 9th, 2009 at 9:38 am
if you were a member of a dying media format, what kind of skittle would you be?
June 9th, 2009 at 9:46 am
What really happened that time you quit the Howard Stern show? Are you and Teddy friends again?
June 9th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Were you ever in a hot tub with Roman Polanski?
June 9th, 2009 at 9:53 am
I’d don’t have a question, but can’t you just push him down some stairs if you get the chance?
June 9th, 2009 at 10:24 am
When did you first decide you wanted to become the Ahmad Rashad of print media?
As a follow-up:
Is there a player or coach whose ass you won’t kiss?
June 9th, 2009 at 10:27 am
How do you feel about Kit Kats?
June 9th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Mop-and-bucket or firehose? Which is better for getting out that stubborn, ground-into-the-flaps, Le Batard dirt?
June 9th, 2009 at 11:35 am
How did Stella get her groove bacK?
June 9th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Ask him to play some of his favorite hilarious clips from his am radio show! I loved that show in high school. Does he still has an am radio show? Ask him what’s next, from all of us LeBafans.
June 9th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Did your brother buy the “your new car was stolen” story in Animal House?
June 9th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
SDW=FTW
June 9th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
GG+SDW=
DM: ‘Did your brother buy the “your new car was stolen” story in Animal House?
DL: (Inane bullshit that is suddenly interrupted by)
DM: “BAM!” Annoying isn’t it, Dan?
June 9th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Do you really want to make me cry?
June 9th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
June 9th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
+1 MenaceII