Surely, you have a thing or two to say to this man. Wednesday’s Deadcast guest is Dan Le Batard. I have a lot of things I want to discuss with Racey McRacecard, but there’s no way I’m talking to him without including a few questions/comments from you KSK Elite Flyers. So if you’ve got something to say to Dan “The Batard”, post it in the comments or email me here. I’ll try and get in as many good ones as I can.
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+1 MenaceII
Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Do you really want to make me cry?
GG+SDW=
DM: ‘Did your brother buy the “your new car was stolen” story in Animal House?
DL: (Inane bullshit that is suddenly interrupted by)
DM: “BAM!” Annoying isn’t it, Dan?
SDW=FTW
Did your brother buy the “your new car was stolen” story in Animal House?
Ask him to play some of his favorite hilarious clips from his am radio show! I loved that show in high school. Does he still has an am radio show? Ask him what’s next, from all of us LeBafans.
How did Stella get her groove bacK?
Mop-and-bucket or firehose? Which is better for getting out that stubborn, ground-into-the-flaps, Le Batard dirt?
How do you feel about Kit Kats?
When did you first decide you wanted to become the Ahmad Rashad of print media?
As a follow-up:
Is there a player or coach whose ass you won’t kiss?
I’d don’t have a question, but can’t you just push him down some stairs if you get the chance?
Were you ever in a hot tub with Roman Polanski?
What really happened that time you quit the Howard Stern show? Are you and Teddy friends again?
if you were a member of a dying media format, what kind of skittle would you be?
What’s up with airplane food? Amirite?
Ask him if he likes mudkips
So… the girl in the banner pic… relative, or professional?
Have you ever eaten a vegetable?
“BAM!” Annoying isn’t it, Dan?
Does Kornheiser talk about Favre in his sleep?
If you could punch one person, currently in the world of sports or sports commentation, right in the face with no consequences, who would it be and why?
Mother, may I sleep with danger?
Are you going back to Cuba when Fidel officially dies?
Dan, at what point do the Around the Horn producers decide to intervene and inform you that your facial hair is going from retired Cubano banana hammock wearer to creepy Shawn Johnson stalker?
Don’t you hate pants?
What’s the deal with your surname? A quick internet search says your name, in French, can mean: A) Bastard B) Type of bread.
Do you want a breadwich, you bastard?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batard
Ask him how the hell he manages to make PTI worse. It’s ball-achingly awful when he isn’t on, but whenever his portly, doppleganger-like bearded visage squeezes its way onto my widescreen, it becomes completely unwatchable. I can’t even like it ironically.
Dan, have you ever heard any of Peter King’s voicemails?
Dan, if Don Shula publicly rooted for the Washington Nationals when they played the Florida Marlins, would you consider that a slap to the face of Miami fans, or the single-most horrible, egregious sin throughout human history?
As always The Onion is better.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/adrian_gonzalez_asks_if_you?utm_source=onion_sports_rss
Can I play with madness?
Don’t you hate umbrellas?
Would Parcells beat Singletary in a pants-off-coach-off?
Beastiality or Necrobeastiality?
Top or Bottom?
Do you really want to hurt me?
is it true you’ve had two girlfriends?
Give us 5 reasons why you’d be better than Kornheiser on MNF.
Follow up: 5 reasons you’d be better than Gruden.
How does Ray Charles know what music sounds like if he’s deaf?
Jews, Cubans, Haitians, redneck Pentacostalists or South Beach douchebags: who is most to blame for Florida?
Wanna smell my finger?
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
What’s your favorite Justine Bateman movie?
Kornheiser wouldnt of canceled on Levy.
This will only end in tears…..
Dan: Who can bed more porn stars, you or Wilbon?