Brand new wearable catchphrases. After a long renovation (okay, we forgot the password) the KSK Shop is ready to re-open its doors. We’re celebrating the occasion with some great new shirts like the one pictured on the left. Click here to visit the shop where you can finally get your hands on some new shirts. True shirts. Lofty shirts. [KSK Shop]
Update: More added after the jump.
Update II: We’re working on adding a few lighter weight (read: cheaper) shirts where possible, but color options are limited CRAP.
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I’m adding a ladies pacman shirt, unfortunately it’s fucking expensive. No luck on Marmalard for the ladies because they don’t offer any women’s shirts in the right colors.
I also added a “censored” Fuck You, Brett Favre shirt for the bashful.
definitely need a ladies shirt in we gon drank with the star or pacman quote “wakka wakka on dem titties”
Needs more ladyshirts. Cause goddamnit, I want a fucking Marmalard shit and I’m not a 200 pound dude! Get some smalls up in that bitch.
“Fiddy wants a cracka”
In Arizona colors should be a great sell. KSK on the back or some other catch phrase from the Fiddy crackers series would suffice.
/will be purchasing we gon drank shirt immediately
//BRILLIANT
I’d really love a Marmalard shirt only if it has “WHAT? HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU!” on the back.
I’m a lady on this site, but I’m waiting for a Breesus Christ one. My Catholic parents will be proud.
hey- it’s not as if we’re pocketing all the money. almost all of it goes to spreadshirt who handles the printing, storage, shipping etc. we’re always on the lookout for a better alternative, so if you know of another retailer who can print and ship shirts of a decent quality let us know.
still waiting for a choco taco, Polomalu Island, or SmirreTime-erreet leceever shirt
These are overpriced. You could sell a shit-ton of shirts for $10, but instead you try to sell $30 shirts (after shipping). $10 shirts would sell well, and advertise your product. Instead, you expect people to pay $30 for a tee-shirt?
FAIL
I might kill for a bikebikebike shirt…or at least pony up the dough.
“Shrinkage levels after washing fall within 1-4% of industry standards.”
That is all.
With the font on the Beef Moe shirt, I was expecting the back to say “The Next Generation”.
Is it wrong that as a Pats fan I really want a No One Denies This shirt? I mean, not the 18-1, thats just self loathing. Can I get “Its true, we’re so lame” on the back?
bikebikebike and seriously no /dick joke?
what the hell is wrong with the world today
/dick joke
“THIS SHIRT IS LOYAL TO JAMES HARRISON”? Nice.
/still prizes the “eli” shirt
//hang dried to preserve the color
///woolite for dark colors is good too
The Favre shirt in Cowboy colors, please.
/why should the fans he fucked and the fans he’s about to fuck be the only people to enjoy the hate?
None of these are loyal to James Harrison. WHERES THE LOYALTY!!!
@ porky1.
That’s the idea. ‘SMIRRE’, ‘BLOGKAKKE’, and something Sexy Friday themed must be done.
How about /needs LOLTits
So many KSK catchphrases, so few shirts.
I think Jets fans might want a green & white “Fuck You Brett Favre” shirt as well. Other suggestions:
“THAT’S DISRESPECT”
“THANK GOD IT’S SEXY FRIDAY”
“FACK YOU”
“SMIRRE”
An “eli” variant with the usage of “flippin’ sweet!”
“BLOGKKAKE, ANYONE?”
“guhhhhhhhh”
Those CS New York Knicks shirts are virtually impossible to find anymore, and I will gladly kill any of you for a site that still has them.
Nice attempt at the style though.
I will be ordering a no one denies this tee shirt this evening. Any chance on a “Got Coffee and Kit-Kats?” shirt?
Lofty price on that New England Patriots championship shirt.
What? No VY “If you can read this, I ain’t in da club” shirt?
Big Daddy Balls?
Pedroia is a false prophet
also, the “we gon drank” needs to say “buhlee dat” on the back
Howz about a “Yeeeahhaaaw I am fucking crazy” shirt?
One Sex Cannon for me, a couple of /shits pants onesies for the twins.
So how’s the thong selling?
I’d like a Fiddy t-shirt. . . And a choco taco would be pretty bad ass.
After reading a little more Ocho and Marvin, I’m thorwing in a vote for BOAT CAR and CLAP CLAP YOU DEAD!
Where the fuck is the “Beef Moe” t-shirt? or the “My boy is a GODDAMN STAR” one.
Get it together guys…
Hey Kyle, I’m a lady on this site and I’m really considering a No Means Maybe. I wonder how that would go over on campus.
Could use more wolves and a moon.
One member of KSK wrote a piece about the Brandan Marshall ordering fast food for the Broncos and pussy ass Jay Cutler ordered a Fish Sandwich.
I don’t know how to make a shirt out of this – but that shit was hillarious.
FLUFFAHNUTTAH SANDWICHES
beef moe
oops sorry maj, ill read the rest of the comments next time
pew pew pew shirt?
No Choco Taco shirt? It would probably seem like a Conan rip off by now …
There’s an awful lot of ladies shirts on the site. I guess they’re for FMRA and the other 0 female readers of this blog.
Dear KSK Krew,
Please don’t model these t-shirts yourself. The thought of Drew and Ape imitating the Snorg girls is terrifying and nauseating.
Ryno- Big Ben designs are in the pipeline.
I’ll take a “NO ONE DENIES THIS” shirt, but if I get the 18-1 version, someone’s goin’ down, bitches.
Team KSK – I know requesting anything related to the Stillers will immediately get mocked by the rest of the comment section – but we need a Choco Taco shirt or something relating to “harf, harf, harf”
Plenty of XXXL shirts for the anorexic Wisconsinite.
Can I get one XXXL “Fuck ME, Brett Favre” ? Ship-to is Boston, bill-to is Chicago.
Actually, gimme two. One for the daughter.
FIX YO PRICES!
deeznuts, we’ll put you down for a dozen– thanks
I do have one request: could you make these t-shirts a little more generic or, barring that, more expensive? I’m afraid you guys may be dipping into the red charging a measly $23 for a grey shirt with 20 characters on it.
Thanks.
I never thought my “Viva El Cumslinger!” t-shirt would go out of style… sigh.
Just added a “WE GON DRANK” shirt, complete with a star. That’s right, I can make a shirt WITH A FUCKING STAR ON IT!
http://93133.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/We-gon-drank-4641922
I hate you so much Maj…
/finds wallet
http://93133.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/Fuck-You-Brett-Favre-4641863
Can we get “Team” jerseys? KSK logo on the front, our handle on the back, the number 69 because we are assholes?
So which one of you was the design major? Judging by the quality and detail of those designs, surely one of you attended art school.
/I kid because I’m envious
//If only I learned to blog so I could slap a few profanities on a t-shirt and sell them to overweight mouthbreathers
‘Coffee at 5am is a must’ t-shirt would be appreciated.
Coming right up, Rob.
“/shits pants” onesie was inspired. lofty, even.
Yeah, assholes, fat guy in WI (Shocking, I know) needs that Fuck you Brett Favre shirt in a bigger size and in green.
Ah, that’s one of the old designs that had some vectoring issues. Needs deleting.
The fuck happened here?
+1 for the lofty shirt, btw.