peezy-say Brand new wearable catchphrases. After a long renovation (okay, we forgot the password) the KSK Shop is ready to re-open its doors. We’re celebrating the occasion with some great new shirts like the one pictured on the left. Click here to visit the shop where you can finally get your hands on some new shirts. True shirts. Lofty shirts. [KSK Shop]

Update: More added after the jump.

Update II: We’re working on adding a few lighter weight (read: cheaper) shirts where possible, but color options are limited CRAP.

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  1. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    The fuck happened here?

    +1 for the lofty shirt, btw.

  2. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Ah, that’s one of the old designs that had some vectoring issues. Needs deleting.

  3. Rob in WI Says:

    Yeah, assholes, fat guy in WI (Shocking, I know) needs that Fuck you Brett Favre shirt in a bigger size and in green.

  4. paxcincinnatus Says:

    “/shits pants” onesie was inspired. lofty, even.

  5. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Coming right up, Rob.

  6. Stylist Mick Says:

    ‘Coffee at 5am is a must’ t-shirt would be appreciated.

  7. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:

    So which one of you was the design major? Judging by the quality and detail of those designs, surely one of you attended art school.

    /I kid because I’m envious
    //If only I learned to blog so I could slap a few profanities on a t-shirt and sell them to overweight mouthbreathers

  8. CobraCommander Says:

    Can we get “Team” jerseys? KSK logo on the front, our handle on the back, the number 69 because we are assholes?

  9. Unsilent Majority Says:

    http://93133.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/Fuck-You-Brett-Favre-4641863

  10. Rob in WI Says:

    I hate you so much Maj…

    /finds wallet

  11. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Just added a “WE GON DRANK” shirt, complete with a star. That’s right, I can make a shirt WITH A FUCKING STAR ON IT!

    http://93133.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/We-gon-drank-4641922

  12. tech n9ne's tribute to falco Says:

    I never thought my “Viva El Cumslinger!” t-shirt would go out of style… sigh.

  13. deeznuts Says:

    I do have one request: could you make these t-shirts a little more generic or, barring that, more expensive? I’m afraid you guys may be dipping into the red charging a measly $23 for a grey shirt with 20 characters on it.

    Thanks.

  14. flubby Says:

    deeznuts, we’ll put you down for a dozen– thanks

  15. SHAPE_OF_J_PEEZY Says:

    FIX YO PRICES!

  16. Windy City Sulker Says:

    Can I get one XXXL “Fuck ME, Brett Favre” ? Ship-to is Boston, bill-to is Chicago.

    Actually, gimme two. One for the daughter.

  17. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Plenty of XXXL shirts for the anorexic Wisconsinite.

  18. Ryno Says:

    Team KSK – I know requesting anything related to the Stillers will immediately get mocked by the rest of the comment section – but we need a Choco Taco shirt or something relating to “harf, harf, harf”

  19. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    I’ll take a “NO ONE DENIES THIS” shirt, but if I get the 18-1 version, someone’s goin’ down, bitches.

  20. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Ryno- Big Ben designs are in the pipeline.

  21. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Dear KSK Krew,
    Please don’t model these t-shirts yourself. The thought of Drew and Ape imitating the Snorg girls is terrifying and nauseating.

  22. Kyle in Tampa Says:

    There’s an awful lot of ladies shirts on the site. I guess they’re for FMRA and the other 0 female readers of this blog.

  23. Purple Jesus Diaries Says:

    No Choco Taco shirt? It would probably seem like a Conan rip off by now …

  24. Quentin LogJammin' Says:

    pew pew pew shirt?

  25. Quentin LogJammin' Says:

    oops sorry maj, ill read the rest of the comments next time

  26. Frank Reich Revolution Says:

    beef moe

  27. MenaceIISobriety Says:

    FLUFFAHNUTTAH SANDWICHES

  28. Ryno Says:

    One member of KSK wrote a piece about the Brandan Marshall ordering fast food for the Broncos and pussy ass Jay Cutler ordered a Fish Sandwich.

    I don’t know how to make a shirt out of this – but that shit was hillarious.

  29. SonOfSpam Says:

    Could use more wolves and a moon.

  30. Carrie Says:

    Hey Kyle, I’m a lady on this site and I’m really considering a No Means Maybe. I wonder how that would go over on campus.

  31. Hollywood Says:

    Where the fuck is the “Beef Moe” t-shirt? or the “My boy is a GODDAMN STAR” one.

    Get it together guys…

  32. AirstrikeRhino Says:

    After reading a little more Ocho and Marvin, I’m thorwing in a vote for BOAT CAR and CLAP CLAP YOU DEAD!

  33. That'samare Says:

    I’d like a Fiddy t-shirt. . . And a choco taco would be pretty bad ass.

  34. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    So how’s the thong selling?

  35. Stonecutter Says:

    One Sex Cannon for me, a couple of /shits pants onesies for the twins.

  36. Major Mel Funkshun Says:

    Howz about a “Yeeeahhaaaw I am fucking crazy” shirt?

  37. 2Wahoo Says:

    Pedroia is a false prophet

    also, the “we gon drank” needs to say “buhlee dat” on the back

  38. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Big Daddy Balls?

  39. MightyMightyMitzu Says:

    What? No VY “If you can read this, I ain’t in da club” shirt?

  40. Natrone Means Business Says:

    Lofty price on that New England Patriots championship shirt.

  41. Gogetyourshinebox Says:

    I will be ordering a no one denies this tee shirt this evening. Any chance on a “Got Coffee and Kit-Kats?” shirt?

  42. Georger Says:

    Those CS New York Knicks shirts are virtually impossible to find anymore, and I will gladly kill any of you for a site that still has them.

    Nice attempt at the style though.

  43. porky1 Says:

    So many KSK catchphrases, so few shirts.

    I think Jets fans might want a green & white “Fuck You Brett Favre” shirt as well. Other suggestions:

    “THAT’S DISRESPECT”
    “THANK GOD IT’S SEXY FRIDAY”
    “FACK YOU”
    “SMIRRE”
    An “eli” variant with the usage of “flippin’ sweet!”
    “BLOGKKAKE, ANYONE?”
    “guhhhhhhhh”

  44. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    How about /needs LOLTits

  45. JAFO Says:

    @ porky1.

    That’s the idea. ‘SMIRRE’, ‘BLOGKAKKE’, and something Sexy Friday themed must be done.

  46. Plaxicos Magic Bullet Says:

    None of these are loyal to James Harrison. WHERES THE LOYALTY!!!

  47. Nate Newon's Van Says:

    The Favre shirt in Cowboy colors, please.

    /why should the fans he fucked and the fans he’s about to fuck be the only people to enjoy the hate?

  48. porky1 Says:

    “THIS SHIRT IS LOYAL TO JAMES HARRISON”? Nice.

    /still prizes the “eli” shirt
    //hang dried to preserve the color
    ///woolite for dark colors is good too

  49. 40 lb box of rape Says:

    bikebikebike and seriously no /dick joke?

    what the hell is wrong with the world today

    /dick joke

  50. Chazz_Goodtimes Says:

    Is it wrong that as a Pats fan I really want a No One Denies This shirt? I mean, not the 18-1, thats just self loathing. Can I get “Its true, we’re so lame” on the back?

  51. Graddy Says:

    With the font on the Beef Moe shirt, I was expecting the back to say “The Next Generation”.

  52. MorelOrelHershiser Says:

    “Shrinkage levels after washing fall within 1-4% of industry standards.”

    That is all.

  53. Gihyou Says:

    I might kill for a bikebikebike shirt…or at least pony up the dough.

  54. hey Says:

    These are overpriced. You could sell a shit-ton of shirts for $10, but instead you try to sell $30 shirts (after shipping). $10 shirts would sell well, and advertise your product. Instead, you expect people to pay $30 for a tee-shirt?

    FAIL

  55. Chris Henry's P.O. Says:

    still waiting for a choco taco, Polomalu Island, or SmirreTime-erreet leceever shirt

  56. Unsilent Majority Says:

    hey- it’s not as if we’re pocketing all the money. almost all of it goes to spreadshirt who handles the printing, storage, shipping etc. we’re always on the lookout for a better alternative, so if you know of another retailer who can print and ship shirts of a decent quality let us know.

  57. TurleyGirlie Says:

    I’m a lady on this site, but I’m waiting for a Breesus Christ one. My Catholic parents will be proud.

  58. Roves Rongrastname Says:

    I’d really love a Marmalard shirt only if it has “WHAT? HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU!” on the back.

  59. jackin'4beats Says:

    “Fiddy wants a cracka”

    In Arizona colors should be a great sell. KSK on the back or some other catch phrase from the Fiddy crackers series would suffice.

    /will be purchasing we gon drank shirt immediately
    //BRILLIANT

  60. Plax's Owie Spot Says:

    Needs more ladyshirts. Cause goddamnit, I want a fucking Marmalard shit and I’m not a 200 pound dude! Get some smalls up in that bitch.

  61. onelastbullet Says:

    definitely need a ladies shirt in we gon drank with the star or pacman quote “wakka wakka on dem titties”

  62. Unsilent Majority Says:

    I’m adding a ladies pacman shirt, unfortunately it’s fucking expensive. No luck on Marmalard for the ladies because they don’t offer any women’s shirts in the right colors.

    I also added a “censored” Fuck You, Brett Favre shirt for the bashful.

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