Please be patient. Sexy Friday is on the way. Hey everybody. I’ve got Sexy Friday duties this week, but I’m backed up with work at Uproxx brothers Warming Glow and With Leather. In the meantime, please accept this post on the bikini-riffic trash TV show “Battle of the Bods” as a placeholder.
Tags: quick hits, sexy friday








June 5th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
The last time Ufford was late with Sexy Friday, we got this. So yeah, the faith in Ufford is warranted and it will pay to patient.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I thought the DJ Qualls pic was the Sexy Friday post…
/Already spanked to that one
June 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Sheesh, they’re keeping poor Ufford busy today.
For those who are bored and want a fun activity to keep them busy while waiting for the sexiness, track down and email me ten photos of girls and how you’d rate them on a scale of 0 to 100. Click on my name above for the email address.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
That’s ok, Uff, I’ve already taken care of Sexy Friday this morning.
/If you know what I mean.
/And I think you do.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
For those who are bored and want a fun activity to keep them busy while waiting for the sexiness, track down and email me ten photos of girls and how you’d rate them on a scale of 0 to 100. Click on my name above for the email address.
Not to get all beisbol nerdy on you, but the 20-80 scale might work best here.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
@Rob in WI: I’m expecting a Gaussian distribution when I start dealing with reality, but for now I just need some photos to help calibrate the model.
/retires to the nerdery with my calculator.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
It’s Friday?
June 5th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I’m shocked Uff, since you are in charge of the Sexy that we weren’t treated to a photographic orgasm of hot women in little to no clothing. I know it must take a lot of pressure to hold back so much hotness from the work, so release it; just don’t get any of it in my eyes.
I appreciate what little you could provide, considering your busy schedule. If Ape was in charge, this is the best we could get:
http://butthegameison.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fat-steeler.jpg
June 7th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
How ’bout this. DJ Qualls with a mullet. Check out this clip…funny AND sexy.
http://bit.ly/bZm0r