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By: Nate Newon's Van

Nate Newon's Van — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:18:46 +0000

Now that’s some Yogi Berra hyperbole we can all live with!

By: Ryno

Ryno — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:22:42 +0000

Fucking hipsters – who do you think you’re kidding? I know you don’t give a shit about sports or Bocce – you’re simply using the gathering as another excuse to complain about the beer that is being served or brag about how well traveled you are. Yeah that week you spent in Ibiza really changed your outlook on life, asshole.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:16:26 +0000

That’s the sexiest Sexy Friday photo ever.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:03:49 +0000

It’s the most exercise Madden will get all year.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:56:26 +0000

How come this post has no homerism?

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:54:46 +0000

Bocce at the beach is a great game. Lofty game.

Clutch game?

By: Grimace

Grimace — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:47:28 +0000

Bocce at the beach is a great game. Lofty game.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:46:57 +0000

I saw “Splash” as a wee laddie in the theater and man, seeing Daryl Hannah’s bare ass (however briefly) was a major moment in my young life. They were far more generous with the PG and PG-13 ratings back then, like with the German bier fräu showing her tits in “European Vacation”.

Oh, and John Candy in “Splash” gave me the idea for two things I still do today:
dropping change so I can kneel down and look up ladies’ skirts and bringing a cooler full of beer into a raquetball court.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:35:04 +0000

Without fail, the phrase "bocce balls" makes me think of this scene. (Very slightly and very briefly NSFW.)

By: CobraCommander

CobraCommander — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:24:05 +0000

“Yogi Berra is the greatest living bocce player”

Greatest. Tag. Ever.