HERE IS YOUR WEEKLY PLEA FOR SEXBAG QUESTIONS. So get on it. In an unfortunate update to an e-mail from a few weeks back, the guy who was dating the girl who was perfect in every way except for the one small fact that she routinely spouted obscenely racist remarks (kind of like Brigitte Bardot!) wrote back to say he was dumped by said girl because she claims she was tired of having to censor herself. I think I can agree with everyone in saying dude is better off. And that I hope racist girl’s head explodes when Sonia Sotomayor gets confirmed, which will be followed by legions of rats (black ones!) feeding on the splattered goo.
Tags: Mailbag Reminders, probably started a PoFlaWa by mentioning Sotomayor, sexbag, xmas ape
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
That picture has confounded my wang.
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Racist chicks turn me on. They always say “you’ve got a cock like a black guy”……because it’s so dark.
Then I have to break up with them b/c they’ve seen a black guys dick.
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Racism is just wrong. People can never grow up as a species as long as it exists. I’m a white pig but I’ll f–k black pigs, red pigs, yellow pigs . . . oh wait, white men do that too, so color doesn’t matter. Hmmm. Oink.
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Wait – who was fucking Sotomayor?
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
@Ryno:
Way to go; you just called Sotomayor a pig.
Racist.
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Racism is stupid for this reason: women already restrict whether or not I can nail them. Why would I decrease that number further by saying “no black chicks or no asian chicks?”
Idiotic when the point of the game is to get as many as possible without contracting some lifelong medical condition…like a kid.
As for the Sex Bag, what about trying to hook up with coworkers? 100% Never or Occasionally Allowable? Discuss.
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Sotomayor is a Jilf
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
RBP – there are degrees: try not to fuck within your department if at all possible.
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Racism is wrong. Stereotypes are hilarious. It’s not racist when it’s factual.
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Allowable as long as you’re an asset to your company. Otherwise you get fired. True story
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
God I hope there’s Wi-Fi at the concert tomorrow. I’d hate to miss out on the live action of the mailbag and the comments. BRING YOUR A GAME EMAILERS!
/Young girls in short jean skirts and cowboy boots are just awesome.
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Yeah, I hate having to censor myself, too. Can you believe my office doesn’t like it when I tell someone, “Get off my back, motherfucker!” when they ask me if I have time to look at a report for them? And the Mexicans are always cramping my style, telling me they don’t like it when I call them wetbacks. And don’t get me started on how sensitive the gooks are. Damn.
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
So does this mean the Puerto Ricans are going to have another goddamn parade?
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
The important thing is it’s ok to make fun of Italians and the Irish. That’s not racist or stereotyping.
/100%
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
italians are dirty dirty people
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Italians and Irish don’t read this site. See, the Guineas don’t know how to usa da compuuuters and the Fenians can’t get the internet in the drunk tank.
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm
probably started a PoFlaWa by mentioning Sotomayor
The latino woman has kept the white man down for too long.
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Filibuster? I hardly know her!
/political humor
//sighs at use of political humor
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:55 pm
The latino woman has kept the white mandown erect with her big booty for too long.