Comments on: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:53:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: jamaicanmehazy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129704 jamaicanmehazy Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:50:38 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129704 time to hit the weed time to hit the weed

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129674 Gino Tourettsa Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:01:50 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129674 PK's book turns into a coffee table. PK’s book turns into a coffee table.

]]> By: Who's Your Daddy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129669 Who's Your Daddy Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:48:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129669 "Hey you got your fucktardery in my coffee. No, you got your coffee in my fucktardery!" - LA Times “Hey you got your fucktardery in my coffee. No, you got your coffee in my fucktardery!” – LA Times

]]> By: Deux Deux Deux http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129661 Deux Deux Deux Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:13:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129661 BREAKING! Entire text of Peter King book leaked! http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/writers/peter_king/archive/ BREAKING!

Entire text of Peter King book leaked!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/writers/peter_king/archive/

]]> By: Pigs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129659 Pigs Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:00:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129659 I'm hoping you guys are already planning on reading this book and providing us with a chapter by chapter breakdown of it like you do for his column each week. I’m hoping you guys are already planning on reading this book and providing us with a chapter by chapter breakdown of it like you do for his column each week.

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129653 Slash Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:44:28 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129653 I feel strongly this must be stopped. I think a collection of that much douchebaggery and suck in one place could rip a hole in the space-time continuum, or create a singularity, like in the Star Trek movie. The future of our planet depends on stopping this book. I feel strongly this must be stopped. I think a collection of that much douchebaggery and suck in one place could rip a hole in the space-time continuum, or create a singularity, like in the Star Trek movie. The future of our planet depends on stopping this book.

]]> By: porky1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129650 porky1 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:37:09 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129650 PK's book will likely far outsell the collection of Ralph Wiley essays I picked up at Big Lots for $1. And will be at least .0004x as entertaining. PK’s book will likely far outsell the collection of Ralph Wiley essays I picked up at Big Lots for $1. And will be at least .0004x as entertaining.

]]> By: Boatdrinks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129647 Boatdrinks Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:28:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129647 hey miami, don't forget the North Koreans! Although, come to think of it, they might be as accomplished as PK and then it would not actually work out the way you were hoping for. hey miami, don’t forget the North Koreans! Although, come to think of it, they might be as accomplished as PK and then it would not actually work out the way you were hoping for.

]]> By: Kid Presentable http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129645 Kid Presentable Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:20:27 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129645 This book better come with expert advice on Starbucks, or I'm not buying. This book better come with expert advice on Starbucks, or I’m not buying.

]]> By: miamidiesel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/15363.html/comment-page-1#comment-129642 miamidiesel Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:17:20 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15363#comment-129642 <i>"Peter King joined Sports Illustrated as a staff writer in 1989 after spending nearly a decade as <b>an award-winning newspaper journalist</b>. Now a senior writer at the magazine, he is Sports Illustrated's primary NFL expert and is <b>one of the country's premier pro football writers</b>. King is also a key contributor to SI.com, which includes his popular column, "Monday Morning Quarterback"... King has <b>won two Associated Press Sports Editors awards for excellence in sports journalism</b>."</i> Seriously, this guy it that decorated of a writer? Do they give that shit out like gold stars in kindergarten? Holy fucking shit, I just had a vision of sports journalism classes all over the country making King's book required reading for students. Can you imagine that? Most people coming out of those programs already suck at writing, but imagine combining their innate suck with being conditioned to write like Peter King. And then winning awards for it. You know what, fuck it. Fuck the world. Humanity is a stain. I'll be spending the remainder of the day rooting for a comet to wipe us out or nuclear weapon-induced mutually assured destruction. /urge to kill RISING “Peter King joined Sports Illustrated as a staff writer in 1989 after spending nearly a decade as an award-winning newspaper journalist. Now a senior writer at the magazine, he is Sports Illustrated’s primary NFL expert and is one of the country’s premier pro football writers. King is also a key contributor to SI.com, which includes his popular column, “Monday Morning Quarterback”… King has won two Associated Press Sports Editors awards for excellence in sports journalism.”

Seriously, this guy it that decorated of a writer? Do they give that shit out like gold stars in kindergarten?

Holy fucking shit, I just had a vision of sports journalism classes all over the country making King’s book required reading for students. Can you imagine that? Most people coming out of those programs already suck at writing, but imagine combining their innate suck with being conditioned to write like Peter King. And then winning awards for it.

You know what, fuck it. Fuck the world. Humanity is a stain. I’ll be spending the remainder of the day rooting for a comet to wipe us out or nuclear weapon-induced mutually assured destruction.

/urge to kill RISING

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