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tony_dungy1FNIA just got more preachy. NBC is reportedly set to replace Cris Collinsworth’s smarminess with Tony Dungy’s bland piety on the set of Football Night In America. It’s also being speculated that the studio will get shot of pure adrenaline to the scrotum in the form of recently retired safety Rodney Harrison. The former Patriot will take Jerome Bettis’ reinforced seat. [NYDN via PFT]

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  1. Otto Man Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 9:31 am

    I heard they’re going to add the entire 1989 San Francisco 49ers offense to the lineup, too. I can’t wait to see what Montana, Young, Bono, Rice, Taylor, Craig, Rathman and Jones bring to the table.

  2. Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 9:37 am

    I cannot wait for the obvious tension between the bigot Dunghy and the closeted homosexual Costas.

  3. G.G. Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 9:43 am

    The very second one of the other jackasses refers to Dungy as “TD” is when I am officially done watching this show forever.

    /like I needed a reason

  4. Markus Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 am

    I hope that they can find a new way to state the obvious

  5. claude balls Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Any truth to the rumor that they’re adding a segment in which Tiki diagrams plays by connecting the dots on Coach Dungy’s face? That man is one freckled-faced motherfucker. Speaking of which, does anyone know whether Ron Howard’s father had a taste for chocolate?

  6. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Someone should call the suicide hotline and let them know. They will want extra operators during the shows.

  7. CobraCommander Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Will NBC ditch their Rainbow logo now that Dungy is on board?

  8. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Good move by NBC. The positive warming glow from his aura will no doubt be transferred via the screen to everybody watching at home and lead to the sick being healed, the downtrodden being uplifted, and NBC catapulting past ABC and FOX into second place.

  9. Boatdrinks Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Rodney Harrison is definitely doing show, was just on Dan Patrick.

  10. Otto Man Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am

    +1 CobraCommander

  11. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Because God forbid the number of talking heads on FNiA drop into the single digits.

  12. 85 Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Now when PK wants to ramble endlessly about how saintly a man Dungy is, he’ll be able to hold Dungy’s cock like a microphone.

  13. Boatdrinks Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Ewww 85, thanks for that visual. It is worse with Tony Dungy’s face on that visual than Brett Favaro’s for some reason.

  14. CooperIsSuper Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Barber [Smiling]: “Welcome to retirement Rodney”
    PK: “Just wanted to take a second and let you guys know, we have no news on the Brett Favre situation…”
    Costas: “It’s a story that just won’t die.”
    Olberman: “Bob knows dead he kills DP’s chance at an Emmy every year…”
    Patrick: “Robb Nen Fuego? Damn – Berman is fucking so good at these.”
    Dungy: “Daniel, I’d really be more comfortable with you using less hateful words – like gosh.”
    Harrison: “Hey, Tiki, you remember that time I knocked you out?”
    Barber [still smiling]: “No…”

    /never actually seen show
    //Are we sure it isn’t a Christopher Guest mocumetary?

  15. 85 Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:49 am

    @Boatdrinks: Well, clearly that’s just racist. Shame!

  16. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 am

    When are we getting Dr. Joyce Brothers in that booth?!

    /Naked Gun reference

  17. Alvin Mack Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 am

    But the real question is if Sunday night will STILL be football night?

  18. Tim Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Was that picture taken mid-shart?

  19. Otto Man Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    When are we getting Dr. Joyce Brothers in that booth?!

    “I brought my own mike!”

  20. Ben Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    In regards to Rodney Harrison: Good riddance, fuckface.

  21. Nate Newon's Van Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I don’t know which is more offensive:

    Matt Millen getting any football related job.

    or

    A bigot like Dungy being endlessly slurped as being a great man. I guess if you claim to love Jesus, certain types of bigotry are still ok in some circles.

  22. porky1 Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    I can’t wait ’til the first positive HGH test of the season so the producers will practically have to sedate Costas to keep him from badgering Roidney right out of the studio. Patrick and Olbermann will practically smarm themselves to death.

  23. Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    I guess if you claim to love Jesus, certain types of bigotry are still ok in some circles.

    …and by “some circles” you mean the south and much of the middle part of the country.

  24. David West Pouts Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 12:13 am

    Dungy should worry less about gay-bashing and more about preventing child suicide in America. As in.. his OWN fucking children.

  25. Right Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    You fags are so sensitive.

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