FNIA just got more preachy. NBC is reportedly set to replace Cris Collinsworth’s smarminess with Tony Dungy’s bland piety on the set of Football Night In America. It’s also being speculated that the studio will get shot of pure adrenaline to the scrotum in the form of recently retired safety Rodney Harrison. The former Patriot will take Jerome Bettis’ reinforced seat. [NYDN via PFT]
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You fags are so sensitive.
Dungy should worry less about gay-bashing and more about preventing child suicide in America. As in.. his OWN fucking children.
I guess if you claim to love Jesus, certain types of bigotry are still ok in some circles.
…and by “some circles” you mean the south and much of the middle part of the country.
I can’t wait ’til the first positive HGH test of the season so the producers will practically have to sedate Costas to keep him from badgering Roidney right out of the studio. Patrick and Olbermann will practically smarm themselves to death.
I don’t know which is more offensive:
Matt Millen getting any football related job.
or
A bigot like Dungy being endlessly slurped as being a great man. I guess if you claim to love Jesus, certain types of bigotry are still ok in some circles.
In regards to Rodney Harrison: Good riddance, fuckface.
When are we getting Dr. Joyce Brothers in that booth?!
“I brought my own mike!”
Was that picture taken mid-shart?
But the real question is if Sunday night will STILL be football night?
When are we getting Dr. Joyce Brothers in that booth?!
/Naked Gun reference
@Boatdrinks: Well, clearly that’s just racist. Shame!
Barber [Smiling]: “Welcome to retirement Rodney”
PK: “Just wanted to take a second and let you guys know, we have no news on the Brett Favre situation…”
Costas: “It’s a story that just won’t die.”
Olberman: “Bob knows dead he kills DP’s chance at an Emmy every year…”
Patrick: “Robb Nen Fuego? Damn – Berman is fucking so good at these.”
Dungy: “Daniel, I’d really be more comfortable with you using less hateful words – like gosh.”
Harrison: “Hey, Tiki, you remember that time I knocked you out?”
Barber [still smiling]: “No…”
/never actually seen show
//Are we sure it isn’t a Christopher Guest mocumetary?
Ewww 85, thanks for that visual. It is worse with Tony Dungy’s face on that visual than Brett Favaro’s for some reason.
Now when PK wants to ramble endlessly about how saintly a man Dungy is, he’ll be able to hold Dungy’s cock like a microphone.
Because God forbid the number of talking heads on FNiA drop into the single digits.
+1 CobraCommander
Rodney Harrison is definitely doing show, was just on Dan Patrick.
Good move by NBC. The positive warming glow from his aura will no doubt be transferred via the screen to everybody watching at home and lead to the sick being healed, the downtrodden being uplifted, and NBC catapulting past ABC and FOX into second place.
Will NBC ditch their Rainbow logo now that Dungy is on board?
Someone should call the suicide hotline and let them know. They will want extra operators during the shows.
Any truth to the rumor that they’re adding a segment in which Tiki diagrams plays by connecting the dots on Coach Dungy’s face? That man is one freckled-faced motherfucker. Speaking of which, does anyone know whether Ron Howard’s father had a taste for chocolate?
I hope that they can find a new way to state the obvious
The very second one of the other jackasses refers to Dungy as “TD” is when I am officially done watching this show forever.
/like I needed a reason
I cannot wait for the obvious tension between the bigot Dunghy and the closeted homosexual Costas.
I heard they’re going to add the entire 1989 San Francisco 49ers offense to the lineup, too. I can’t wait to see what Montana, Young, Bono, Rice, Taylor, Craig, Rathman and Jones bring to the table.