You Know, He Does Have Some Angel Cabrera Blood In Him

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Special KSK photoshop correspondent LSUfreek has pointed out to us a recent ESPN report that Tony Romo will be playing at the Dallas National Golf Club on May 11, where he will no doubt lead the field in smiles. This, naturally, then prompted a hailstorm of freek’s .gif magic. Behold, ROMOPUTTFAIL.

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He’s not the best for nothing, people.

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23 Responses to “You Know, He Does Have Some Angel Cabrera Blood In Him”

  1. spanky datass Says:

    Dammit the last one (romousopen) is good. Painful but good.

  2. Animal Mother Says:

    Jessica says Romo also has problems getting it in the hole when he’s home. I didn’t know they had an indoor putting green too.

    /another dick joke

  3. Nate Newon's Van Says:

    Romo is such a loser! Like when he dropped the hold on a FG against the Seahawks after driving the Cowboys to the two yard line. Loser. Or that time when he failed to beat the eventual SB champion Giants for the third time in a season. Loser. C’mon, how hard can it be to beat a championship team three times out of three tries? The Pats almost beat the Giants twice that year fer chrissakes, you pussy.

    (I’m not saying Romo hasn’t been something of a disappointment for Cowboy fans. No doubt he has failed to live up to the hype surrounding him. The Eagles game last year was pure bullshit, for example. But to use the Seahawk and Giant playoff games as examples that Romo’s a loser misses the mark, imo.)

  4. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Star Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, about to become the Masters champion.

  5. jackin'4beats Says:

    I hate you LSUfreek… Now I’ve got to cut a mothafucka.

  6. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    Romo schadenfreude is the best schadenfreude

  7. Slothrop Says:

    I hear Romo likes to putt from the rough.

  8. Christmas Ape Says:

    How about the four turnover game in Pittsburgh, Nate?

    /turns knife while holding Roman candle in other hand

  9. Duke of Madness Says:

    Hype, hype, hype.

    An undrafted quarterback who got the starting job when Parcells was utterly out of options. If Parcells was still there, he would have found a real quarterback and Romo would have been relegated to clipboard duty by now.

    But, you know, he’s your savior, Cowboys fans. So enjoy it, or something.

  10. Mo Charlo Says:

    In a drought of decent quarterbacks in the league, odds are Romo’s better than yours.

  11. bobby steels Says:

    Yeah, he has failed memorably on the national stage for several years, but you know, I still think he’s better than Big Ben. Playoff wins, much less Super Bowl rings, are overrated anyway.

  12. johndewar Says:

    Somewhere, Jason Witten sheds a single tear…..

    /TO was right…..Romo and Witten are ghey
    //How ’bout dem Cowboys!

  13. Animal Mother Says:

    “Romo schadenfreude is the best schadenfreude”

    Brady schadenfreude gives it a run for the money.

    @ bobby steels – Dan Marino and Jim Kelly agree with you.

  14. Pacman's Bodyguard Says:

    Starting the day off right.

    / fuck you, Ape.

  15. Markus Says:

    @ Duke of Madness

    Agreed, he should’ve been Jesse Palmer 2.0

    Hmmmmm, there is still plenty of time for him to do reality TV

  16. Christmas Ape Says:

    Playoff wins, much less Super Bowl rings, are overrated anyway.

    WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS IF YOU LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SMILES!

  17. Nate Newon's Van Says:

    “How about the four turnover game in Pittsburgh, Nate?”

    Exactly! That little gift to the Steelers is a great example of the Romo that Cowboy fans are getting tired of. Too much Favre crap, too often. All I’m sayin’ is the two playoff losses are what people point to with Romo. And in that respect, I think people are using the wrong examples to paint him as a loser.

  18. Man Bear Pig Says:

    I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I hope you all die in a fire.

  19. jackin'4beats Says:

    Urge to kill rising…

    /we’ll show you basterds this season
    //really hopes so

  20. bobby steels Says:

    Man, if only Romo had been on the ‘Boys of the 90s. I think he would have been stabbed in the neck with Charles Haley’s dick while getting his hair cut.

  21. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:

    We should all just log off. lsufreek wins the internet.

  22. MD2020 Says:

    “And in that respect, I think people are using the wrong examples to paint him as a loser.”

    It’s got to be tough to have to argue over which of Romo’s fuckups makes him a loser.

  23. Mike D Says:

    This made my day.

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