Comments on: Tom Cable Is Your Alcoholic Uncle Who Failed Out of Junior College and Now Works Blue-Collar Jobs in a Town of Fewer than 15,000 People http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:45:43 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: The Beer Drinker http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126848 The Beer Drinker Sat, 16 May 2009 00:31:57 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126848 Drinks Keystone Light because Coors Light is too 'high class' for him. Drinks Keystone Light because Coors Light is too ‘high class’ for him.

]]> By: Jimi http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126486 Jimi Thu, 14 May 2009 20:44:40 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126486 Roger Clemens needs to start hitting the juice again. Roger Clemens needs to start hitting the juice again.

]]> By: whatwouldjerrydo? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126401 whatwouldjerrydo? Thu, 14 May 2009 17:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126401 Let's talk 'bout ducks... Let’s talk ’bout ducks…

]]> By: Schooner http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126292 Schooner Wed, 13 May 2009 22:47:18 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126292 Go to hell all you Raider Haters /cries himself to sleep Go to hell all you Raider Haters

/cries himself to sleep

]]> By: Deux Deux Deux http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126232 Deux Deux Deux Wed, 13 May 2009 18:19:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126232 He understands why the bar stopped serving him, but the liquor store had no right to ask him to leave. His other shorts are cutoffs. He saw Wolverine, and thought it was fucking awesome. He drinks the rail bourbon. It's just as good as Jack, except for the taste. On the stairs to his house... fine, double-wide... anyway, on his stairs, there is one of those big ass Maxwell House cans. It is completely full of cigarette butts and rainwater. His dog is missing a shitload of teeth. He understands why the bar stopped serving him, but the liquor store had no right to ask him to leave.

His other shorts are cutoffs.

He saw Wolverine, and thought it was fucking awesome.

He drinks the rail bourbon. It’s just as good as Jack, except for the taste.

On the stairs to his house… fine, double-wide… anyway, on his stairs, there is one of those big ass Maxwell House cans. It is completely full of cigarette butts and rainwater.

His dog is missing a shitload of teeth.

]]> By: Doc Holliday http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126229 Doc Holliday Wed, 13 May 2009 18:15:10 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126229 He supplements "grass" for "vegetables" in his diet. He supplements “grass” for “vegetables” in his diet.

]]> By: Captain Murphy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126209 Captain Murphy Wed, 13 May 2009 17:34:43 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126209 @ Punch Rockgroin: Awesome, awesome Carl reference. "You still, ah, smugglin those balloons with ya everywhere ya go?! Where are you now?" @ Punch Rockgroin: Awesome, awesome Carl reference.

“You still, ah, smugglin those balloons with ya everywhere ya go?! Where are you now?”

]]> By: Spatula http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126204 Spatula Wed, 13 May 2009 17:30:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126204 All of this is possible except failing out of JuCo. I had a student who got an "A" in his Composition I class and a "B" in Western Civ I from a JuCo. At the 4-year university where I teach, he was failing my Western Civ II class and a Composition II class. Turned out he was illiterate. Not "functionally" illiterate -- illiterate as in he couldn't read, "See the dog." Higher education at its best. All of this is possible except failing out of JuCo. I had a student who got an “A” in his Composition I class and a “B” in Western Civ I from a JuCo. At the 4-year university where I teach, he was failing my Western Civ II class and a Composition II class. Turned out he was illiterate. Not “functionally” illiterate — illiterate as in he couldn’t read, “See the dog.” Higher education at its best.

]]> By: Deux Deux Deux http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126195 Deux Deux Deux Wed, 13 May 2009 17:16:48 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126195 He sleeps on a waterbed. Well, a water mattress. OK, a kiddie pool. In 1997, he realized that he wouldn't have to mow the grass so much if he didn't water it. He dated a one-eyed woman for seven months solely for the fact that she would make deviled eggs every Sunday. He has a flat-screen on layaway at Costco - if you lend him your car this afternoon, he'll let you watch it. He wears tighty-whiteys that are neither tight nor white anymore. He owns a George Dickel Distillery polo shirt, and has worn it to a wedding. He sleeps on a waterbed. Well, a water mattress. OK, a kiddie pool.

In 1997, he realized that he wouldn’t have to mow the grass so much if he didn’t water it.

He dated a one-eyed woman for seven months solely for the fact that she would make deviled eggs every Sunday.

He has a flat-screen on layaway at Costco – if you lend him your car this afternoon, he’ll let you watch it.

He wears tighty-whiteys that are neither tight nor white anymore.

He owns a George Dickel Distillery polo shirt, and has worn it to a wedding.

]]> By: Ryno http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/tom-cable-is-your-alcoholic-uncle-who-failed-out-of-junior-college-and-now-works-blue-collar-jobs-in-a-town-with-fewer-than-15000-people.html/comment-page-1#comment-126188 Ryno Wed, 13 May 2009 16:53:06 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=14667#comment-126188 His favorite team is Ohio State His favorite team is Ohio State

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