Comments on: This Week In F—k You: Matt Millen

By: scott

scott — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 04:39:18 +0000

I WILL NOT WATCH ANOTHER GAME THAT FAT ASS MILLENS MUG IS DIRTYING UP MY TV SCREEN

By: scott

scott — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 04:34:59 +0000

I just dont understand how matt millen continues to have high profile positions in the NFL and broadcasting ..He single handedly has set the detroit lions back at least ten years in developement. How does a team that drafts that high in the draft year after year end up with nothing. The Lions are now 2 and 34 for the last 36 games alone.
WAKE UP FOOT BALL AMERICA….. This guy should be sitting on a bar stool in allen town drinking up his ill gotten gains talking about how those pictures of BILL FORD that kept his fat ass in a job for seven year longer than sould have.

By: dem stillers

dem stillers — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:10:18 +0000

as a currently unemployed former detroiter, this may be my favorite fuck-you yet. my one regret is that i can’t send this article to my dad (longtime season-ticket holder and millen-hater); he’d love the sentiment but might never recover from the fact that his daughter reads a blog that used the term “shitstached douchejar.”

By: blabblah

blabblah — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:58 +0000

Matt Millen, the worst thing to come out of Penn State since Matt Millen.

By: Italian Spiderman

Italian Spiderman — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:27:42 +0000

Well, Ditmas Av, I suppose we should be fair and say that this report is not necessarily true; however, are we in any way required to be fair to Millen? Deep question. (Lofty question?)

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:12:06 +0000

I’m sorry, I have to know, exactly what can Millen bring to the table?

“Tampa’s setting up in the Cover 2, Matt, but they’re currently down 78-0 to the Ravens. What would you do in this situation, Matt?”

“Well, 78 to nothing is pretty pathetic but I think, by taking out Barrett Ruud and replacing him with this cripple I found at the hot dog stand, I could make it worse.”

“What does he have?”

“Like I’d care, full retardism or some shit.”

By: UncleJR

UncleJR — Fri, 29 May 2009 10:33:03 +0000

Uh, C-Student – I believe that would have been the early 50′s.

And let’s not forget that the REAL reason that the Lions suck is William Clay Ford Jr. He’s the one who originally hired MR. Wonderful, and then kept him on.

Finally, after killing the contract, he didn’t follow normal rules and clean house, he promoted the Millen Jr’s who were already in place!

As my father would have said, “A real pair to draw to”

By: Admiral Snackbar

Admiral Snackbar — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:16:38 +0000

If you want to know how Millen got his jobs, Peter King has the voicemails.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:17:17 +0000

Three (more) tragic aspects of the Detroit Lions:

• Marvin Gaye was a lifelong Lions fan. He once tried out for the team and was good friends with some of the players; two of whom sang back up on the “What’s Going On?” single. Later, his Dad killed him.

• Alex Karras went on to star in “Webster”.

• George Plimpton was a back-up backup QB for the Lions in his participatory journalist book “Paper Lion”. Now he’s dead.

God Bless you and stay shitty, Lions. Those two extra wins a year really help.

By: That'samare

That'samare — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:54:33 +0000

John Gruden’s Bucs: 9-7.

Matt Millen’s Lions’ win total the past two seasons: 7.

It’s amazing how scum bags like him always seem to land on their feet.