Over the course of an NFL career, any player is bound to acquire their share of debilitating injuries. Torry Holt is no different, as he has come to call the distorted middle finger on his left hand his “trophy”. Good thing it’s not his letter writing hand. Of course, Anthony Munoz scoffs at the mere 45 degree slant Torry’s got going.
Broncos cheerleader tryouts were open to the public for the first time this year, because, hell, they gotta do something to keep fans from killing themselves over this offseason debacle, and naturally the Broncnator (possibly the worst name for a superfan ever) arrived to claim himself a bride. Sorry, buddy, unless you carve the message in your skin, you just aren’t standing out.
Jack Kemp passed away over the weekend, so now he and Tim Russert can prattle on for eternity in the afterlife about both politics and the Bills. Or something not horribly depressing, should the urge strike them. Anyway, Shutdown Corner’s got a highlight video from his career (football, not political, though that ’96 VP run had some moments, lemme tell ya).
The Cleveland Plain Dealer floats the rumor of a Braylon Edwards-Thomas Jones trade in the works. Because the key to upgrading your running back position is to acquire one who’s a year older than Jamal Lewis and who’s probably going to be released anyway.
Two Saints players were arrested early Sunday morning for waving their junk at girls after getting grief for peeing in a parking lot. Indecent exposure makes Baby Breesus cry.
As you’ve no doubt heard, the Cowboys practice facility imploded because it was Do What You Feel Day and the roof didn’t get double bolted.
We’d joke about it some more but a scouting assistant got paralyzed from the waist down and that kind of sucks the humor out of it. Way to go, guy.
And apropos of awesomeness, here’re a few hilarious pics from the Derby. If it weren’t for Party Dog, they’d win the day. Though we’re still waiting for video of flubby mud wrestling in the infield to emerge.
Stacy Donaldson is an ultra hot morning weather girl on the CBS affilliate.
I hope she says no!
05.04.09 at 6:03 pm
Gino Tourettsa
We like Roy! We Like Roy!
05.04.09 at 5:32 pm
J.L White
If elected mayor (of Denver), my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders.
Ach, I know it’s on!
05.04.09 at 5:01 pm
Gino Tourettsa
James Brown and Barry White are two of my favorite “Simpsons” guest stars.
“Everybody up here to my square! It’s safe and it’s sexy- ooooooh, baby.”
“Leave all the snakes alone.”
05.04.09 at 4:54 pm
Punching Bobby Flay
Now that’s how you get pink eye!
05.04.09 at 4:25 pm
Tracer Bullet
That one on the right is a dude. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
05.04.09 at 3:49 pm
Lenin
@Spatula You reeeeaaally had to point that out to me, didn’t you?
05.04.09 at 3:17 pm
Uben Hadd
Note to JJ and Wade, when winds are approaching tornado strength don’t hold practice in a fucking tent. Especially one constructed by a company already nailed for negligence in design and construction. Dumbasses.
05.04.09 at 3:03 pm
miamidiesel
Broncnator ain’t got shit on Bat Dad. HERE WE GO DENVER, HERE WE GO.
05.04.09 at 3:02 pm
LaFavre's Next Retirement
Man on Knees: It doesn’t smell like a rose!
05.04.09 at 3:01 pm
Mayo
I’m hoping the one on the left is a lady… either that or he likes to wear pink panties. It IS Kentucky after all.
05.04.09 at 3:01 pm
jackin'4beats
The cleaning ladies that come to his house must be getting the most painful fingerbanging of their lives.
05.04.09 at 2:56 pm
Wojdak
Are those men or women….?
05.04.09 at 2:44 pm
Spatula
The wedgie is particularly fetching.
05.04.09 at 2:29 pm
Mo Charlo
It’s all fun and games until someone asks Dan Reeves what he thinks.
It’s just a magic trick, sheesh. Didn’t you guys learn anything from your parents?
/kidding
It was better than the annual Dallas “Do As We Say” Festival started by German Settlers in 1946
/eagerly awaits Stacey Donaldson’s fake cheerleader bio.
Stacy Donaldson is an ultra hot morning weather girl on the CBS affilliate.
I hope she says no!
We like Roy! We Like Roy!
If elected mayor (of Denver), my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders.
Ach, I know it’s on!
James Brown and Barry White are two of my favorite “Simpsons” guest stars.
“Everybody up here to my square! It’s safe and it’s sexy- ooooooh, baby.”
“Leave all the snakes alone.”
Now that’s how you get pink eye!
That one on the right is a dude. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
@Spatula You reeeeaaally had to point that out to me, didn’t you?
Note to JJ and Wade, when winds are approaching tornado strength don’t hold practice in a fucking tent. Especially one constructed by a company already nailed for negligence in design and construction. Dumbasses.
Broncnator ain’t got shit on Bat Dad. HERE WE GO DENVER, HERE WE GO.
Man on Knees: It doesn’t smell like a rose!
I’m hoping the one on the left is a lady… either that or he likes to wear pink panties. It IS Kentucky after all.
The cleaning ladies that come to his house must be getting the most painful fingerbanging of their lives.
Are those men or women….?
The wedgie is particularly fetching.
It’s all fun and games until someone asks Dan Reeves what he thinks.